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  1. 01-09-2006 03:54 AM #1
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    Default Blazing mouse sets fire to house

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4593682.stm

    The moral of the story? Don't attempt to set innocent animals on fire, they will get you back somehow.
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  2. 01-09-2006 03:55 AM #2
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    my ass is better
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  3. 01-09-2006 05:43 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoGGz
    my ass is better
    have to disagree.

    good story, though. any1 ever hear the this american life about the squirrel on fire and the cops chasing it around the house?
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  4. 01-09-2006 06:17 AM #4
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    my ass is teh best (ask ake)
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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  5. 01-09-2006 09:54 AM #5
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    Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even.
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  6. 01-09-2006 01:47 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even.
    Fighting til the end, a true hero.
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  7. 01-09-2006 06:20 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Lesson: if somebody is pissed at you and throws you out of their house and into a fire, run back in their house and attempt to get even. (AND END UP IN THE PAPERS OMG)
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    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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  8. 01-09-2006 11:16 PM #8
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    oh haha I heard this on ESPN radio today

    it just goes to show you on the evolutionary path
    mouse > man
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    2. knowing you should fold, but donkishly calling or raising anyway
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  9. 01-10-2006 12:07 AM #9
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    Don't attempt to set innocent animals on fire, they will get you back somehow.
    Mice are never innocent. Didn't you see Mouse Hunt with Nathan Lane?
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  10. 01-10-2006 12:33 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by sandstorm
    my ass is teh best (ask ake)
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  11. 01-10-2006 12:42 AM #11
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    My ex's gf house burnt down when her parents were screwing and some candles fell over nearly burnt all the house down

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  12. 01-10-2006 04:21 AM #12
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    coutiebee, can your ass be a mouse, engulfed in flames, and my uh.. well.. can you set my house on fire?
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