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  1. #1

    Default Watch out for the ice

    I was sober I fell on the ice, I got drunk came back tyo the car fell in the exact same spot and fuskec up both my finger one wont stop bleeding the other has a huge blood blister, it killed my buzz,

    Anyone else fall while druink adn got a stroy?
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    nope
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    wait did I post this in the SnG forim?

    oops sorry
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    move it back.
  5. #5

    Default Re: Watch out for the ice

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I got drunk came back tyo the car
    Not driving I hope.
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    Nope I didnt drive


    My pinky finger has two big blood blisters on it that is just throbbing in pain, so thjats fun, my ring finger stop bleeding, it kept bleeding at the cuticle but now its better I guess I hope I odnt lose my finger nail thats always gross
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Yah my little brother lost his finger nail... I was chasing him and he ran into the house. The house has one of those big heavy rod iron black screen doors, and some how he closed the door with one hand while leaving the other out side, all the force of this heavy swinging door went right on one nail... it was gross..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    This reminds me of one of my friends in high school got smashed and passed out in a pile of snow (dont have much control over where you pass out) anyway someone found him later nearly frozen solid and if he woulda been out there another hour he would have been dead. Had to go to the hospital to thaw correctly and stuff lol.
    Boondock the Bot-Slayer

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  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Yah my little brother lost his finger nail... I was chasing him and he ran into the house. The house has one of those big heavy rod iron black screen doors, and some how he closed the door with one hand while leaving the other out side, all the force of this heavy swinging door went right on one nail... it was gross..
    My friend was getting chased by his older sister and ran through his glass door. He kinda needed stiches.
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    I ran through a screen door, I sorta got in trouble..... not the same I guess
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Yeah, his involved a good deal of pain, yours would have involved a lot of laughter (at you)
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    I scraped my elbow I think, that hurts.


    I fell on ice < Boondock fell out of plane

    Make me feel like a pussy lol
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
  13. #13
    Yeah, can't top that.
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    DEF JUX BABY
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    once v. drunk i went to a friends house, decided at about 3 in the morning to head to his toilet for a whizz, was feeling a bit light headed. I did my business and next thing I knew I was lying on the floor waking up looking at my friends mom (in her P.J's) Who was standing over me and asking if I was ok. My initial reaction was "I don't know what the f*%k is going on" then I stood up, fell against the wall, told her I was fine and went to the bedroom and passed out:P mannn it was awkward the next day lol

    remember- don't drink and drive kids
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    Default Re: Watch out for the ice

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    I was sober I fell on the ice, I got drunk came back tyo the car fell in the exact same spot and fuskec up both my finger one wont stop bleeding the other has a huge blood blister, it killed my buzz,

    Anyone else fall while druink adn got a stroy?
    i know your problem. your drunk all the time.
  17. #17

    Default Re: Watch out for the ice

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Anyone else fall while druink adn got a stroy?
    somehow my friend hit my hand with the empty half gallon glass bottle of bacardi, instead of the fuckers head.... oops?




    yes, thats the door frame of my freinds bmw, yes I was inthe car while regurgitating 2 slices of pizza and probably 12 beers. Yes it was very close to being a very messy, smelly bimmer.

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    ohhh and also the night a kid I know decided to do chew for the first time, he then puked in the peoples stove and floor.

    We took him outside to puke and he was puking and two guys who owned the place are like one of you guys who knows this kid has to clean this up or we are kicking somones ass, well guess who had to clean most of it up


    this guy

    Thank god the other guy who lived there was like just get the stuff on the floor Ill clean up later, but talk about a buzz kill
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.

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