Rilla does the best drunk text. On a side note, I was extremely cocked after the superbowl last night and logged onto Pokerstars. Of course I'm trying to type in chat while playing a SnG, and it looked just like Rilla's drunk text! I figured out how to emulate it. Get shitfaced! Anyway, it didn't take long for one person to say "Dude, you are gonna bust really soon", and another guy to say "Do you ever stop talking fish?". Funny how at the end it was just one drunk guy sitting at a lonely table with a pile of cash.