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    I do not know the proper place to put this. So sorry. I do not have a nettelller accuont, i am a member on stars, absoute, jet set and empire, i want to start a mission, but with no netteller i cannot get any money into my account. I have $20.53 USD i could send VIA Paypal someone who is known on this site, to P2P transfer a 20 ammount via one those sites listed above. If you could do that for me could you please send me a PM or post in this thread. Thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    I do not know the proper place to put this. So sorry. I do not have a nettelller accuont, i am a member on stars, absoute, jet set and empire, i want to start a mission, but with no netteller i cannot get any money into my account. I have $20.53 USD i could send VIA Paypal someone who is known on this site, to P2P transfer a 20 ammount via one those sites listed above. If you could do that for me could you please send me a PM or post in this thread. Thanks
    you could just open a neteller account... or start your mission on stars, you already have money there.

    in any case $20.53 sounds like a pretty thin bankroll. the stars .01/.02 is a great place for you to be.
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    How do i have money on stars?

    I want to start low and see if i can break 500 by my birthday.

    I have 20.53 in paypal willing to send to someone's paypal. Then they donate me the money in POKR SITE/
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    This is the second "money-for-money" swap solicitation I've seen on FTR today. Both from new posters. The other one even had a second new poster come in to vouch for the first new poster.

    I'm usually trusting and positive, but this smells. Paypal transactions can be reversed, and Neteller/Pokerstars/Absolute/YadaYada cannot be reversed.

    Send me $20 on Paypal, wait 100 days, and I'll send you your poker $. Send me a money order, and I'll send you poker money the day the MO clears my bank.

    Phishers and Scammers, please go back to fake websites and spam to do your dirty deeds.
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    I am not a fake. I did not know someone else has tried this today. I want to play some Star's sit and go's. If i could take my Paypal money out i would and send you a money order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    I am not a fake. I did not know someone else has tried this today. I want to play some Star's sit and go's. If i could take my Paypal money out i would and send you a money order.
    I don't want to be harsh if you are an honest seeker. Sincerely, let me recommend that you w/d your Paypal $ to your bank, open a Neteller account and move the bank $ to Neteller. Neteller is cheap/free if you are willing to wait for the transactions. It'll take about a week or two, but you will never be in this situation again. It'd take you that long (or more) to clear an international money order anyway.
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    I am in a canadian branch bank and where i live you Paypal will not verify with my bank ScotiaBank. I do not know why and I do not have credit card to deposit. Also i cant take that money out in paypal anyways to my bank because minimum deposit is 25.


    http://img45.echo.cx/my.php?image=fuckj3mx.png

    screen shot of my paypal. I just did a transaction through paypal and would like to put this in poker. Why cant pokr sites do this through paypal
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    Ya second one in like 2 days.

    I have paypal, but MEH! I want to help but I value my money...
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    Why does it say i have 0 posts. Also vqchuang you have a pm
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    Heh. I'm Bank of Nova Scotia as well.

    Check your pm's.
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    Go away phisher...your proposal smells like such BS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluff.Bluff.Don'tGive!!!!
    Go away phisher...your proposal smells like such BS.
    Joiner...

    Nice first post. Are you going to ask for money exchange now?
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    eeeeee, I have this nigerian prince uncle who is on the run. He has 26 million dollars but he has nowhere to put it!!! If you agree to give me your bank details so we have somewhere to put the money, we will give you 1 million dollars!!!!!

    Oh, and buy viagra and penis enlargment.
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    You know, I might actually be inclined to give one of these people some money as a REWARD if they would just a. think their whole scheme and cover story through and b. WRITE WELL!!!
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    I'm curious as to why you ask for someone KNOWN to send you the money when you are not known yourself?
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    Phishers and Scammers, please go back to fake websites and spam to do your dirty deeds
    some people should think before they speak...

    sheesh...


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    Complete the following sentence...
    I do not have a credit card because
    (a) ... I am 10 years old.
    (b) ... I have a poor credit rating.
    (c) ... my dog ate it.

    Surely transferring money to an online gaming site shouldn't be a problem for someone of legal age to do so. And if the person requesting this is underage you'd be violating some poker rooms' rules, and posibly some laws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtbottle
    Complete the following sentence...
    I do not have a credit card because
    (a) ... I am 10 years old.
    (b) ... I have a poor credit rating.
    (c) ... my dog ate it.
    (d) Live in the US where most credit card issuers will deny all gaming transactions.
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    (e) don't want to have a credit card, because they are evil.
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    if you can't set up a neteller account to get your paypal money over the neteller, you shouldn't be playing online poker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    eeeeee, I have this nigerian prince uncle who is on the run. He has 26 million dollars but he has nowhere to put it!!! If you agree to give me your bank details so we have somewhere to put the money, we will give you 1 million dollars!!!!!

    Oh, and buy viagra and penis enlargment.
    OH!OH! Sign me up for that! That sounds better than online poker!

    Quote Originally Posted by Corey
    some people should think before they speak...

    sheesh...
    Well where were you when I was looking for a good scolding for the scammer?
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    Seeing as i would donate my money first, sorry someone doesn't have a netteller account around here, why dont you fucking hop on them now? Anyways someone helped me out, you know who you are. Thanks.
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    Hmmm, I seem to only speak English and not Canadian. I cna't understand what you're saying. Perhaps next year in 7th grade they'll teach you better english.
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    Hey now, dont diss Canadian... im canadian....

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    Quote Originally Posted by eeeee
    The other one even had a second new poster come in to vouch for the first new poster.

    too funny. You are obviously talking about me. Thanks for jumping to conclusions to make me look like a fraud. Idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SayHiToUrATM
    Quote Originally Posted by eeeee
    The other one even had a second new poster come in to vouch for the first new poster.

    too funny. You are obviously talking about me. Thanks for jumping to conclusions to make me look like a fraud. Idiot.
    My bad.
    But it was funny.
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    They funny thing is i am not a fraud.... i got my 15 he got his 20. Good transaction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    Hey now, dont diss Canadian... im canadian....

    -Chris is angry....
    I only meant to offend him, eh?

    Forgive me
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    another arrorgant american. 8-|
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    What you mean eh?
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    Muxy, you really cannot expect us to trust some random person, who just joined the forum two days ago. I probably wouldnt even send money to the posters with 1000+ posts, without meeting them.

    Besides $20 can be burnt up pretty quick on pokerstars SNGs. Find some locals to play against and get your fix. Or you could go Dwarfman style, and win your initial BR by kicking ass in a freeroll.
    Is that guy still part of the forum??
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    What you mean eh?
    I'll list some reasons aboot why Canada Kicks Ass:

    1. Hockey
    2. Our beer commercials rock American beer commercials.
    3. Gambling is tax free
    4. The South Park movie clearly defined who would win in a war between our countries.

    So lay off us Canuckleheads eh.
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    Muxy - I don't know why these guys are being so harsh. I'm glad to help. I have already transferred $20 to your poker account. Please send the paypal transfer to me at your leisure.
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    Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:35 am
    Subject: Hi...
    Who are you? How do you know my poker account, i like to make a transaction I am not a fraud i don't know what is up with everyone slagging on me. ANyways if you really want to help. I am on JetSetPoker under Muxy currently that is the only poker i play right now.
    PM received and money sent. Good luck.
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    i have not revived any money anywhere, anyways thanks for trying or something.... anyways......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    i have not revived any money anywhere, anyways thanks for trying or something.... anyways......
    Didn't see this one coming

    As for the Canadian comments, there's nothing wrong with canadians. Just trying to piss off one person in general.

    But honestly, as for your #1 reason, strike that off the list, hahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    i have not revived any money anywhere, anyways thanks for trying or something.... anyways......
    Oh dear.

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    I know he isnt sending money LoL, someone already seen this messaged and helped me out, i dont like stars or party, i perfer jet set poker. It's small and real fishy. 2.55 sit n go's are sweet there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lonnie
    PM received and money sent. Good luck.
    That's smart-funny!
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    Yeah Muxy, you big fraud!
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    See.
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    himself fucker.
    Awesome bump.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Awesome bump.
    I got so suckered. Damn that dwarfman and his evil schemes

    NTS:...read the date, Warpe, read the date...
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    Let the dead threads rest.
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    Ahahahahah, some peopel got suckered.
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    i did. i thought i was in the twilightzone or something.

    Anyway...... wanna lend me $20?
    The strong point in poker is never to lose your temper, either with those you are playing with or, more particularly, with the cards. There is no sympathy in poker. Always keep cool. If you lose your head you will lose all your chips.

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