Martial Law & General Biology

[LeFou]

So I was in college and there were like 120 pre-med majors out of a class of 300-something and the faculty were all wtf? and the students were all "yo dog we're gonna be doctors teh 733t! w3rd" so we all took General Biology and the first section was genetics and the prof was all "yo genetics rox w3rd" and we were all "slick, dog!" and the second section was the Plant Kingdom and the prof was all "memorize the names, parts, and family trees of 300 different species of microscopic fungi".

And after this section there were only 45 pre-med majors.

A lot of the students were all "ow! my skin!" and "bogus! n00B!!!1" but they went away and did something else.

I think there's a metaphor in here somewhere

[Pelion]

lol...i think

[a500lbgorilla]

The metaphor is that college rocks.

[spoonitnow]

So I was in college and there were like 120 pre-med majors out of a class of 300-something and the faculty were all wtf? and the students were all "yo dog we're gonna be doctors teh 733t! w3rd" so we all took General Biology and the first section was genetics and the prof was all "yo genetics rox w3rd" and we were all "slick, dog!" and the second section was the Plant Kingdom and the prof was all "memorize the names, parts, and family trees of 300 different species of microscopic fungi".

And after this section there were only 45 pre-med majors.

A lot of the students were all "ow! my skin!" and "bogus! n00B!!!1" but they went away and did something else.

I think there's a metaphor in here somewhere

Yeah those 45 should eat shit and go play a SNG

[ake]

I'm gonna skip the search for a metaphor and just ask the question: are you popping pills again LeFou?

[LeFou]

Hint: weed.

[bigred]

That is a scary clown

[PO$$E$$ED]

the metaphor is that only the strong/smart survive
xxxianti is gonna keep dropping da hamma on undesirables
until only the elite remain
I was about to make a Nazi reference but then I thought better of it
oh how I've grown

[LeFou]

You do realize that you *did make a Nazi reference, right?

[Muxy]

So I was in college and there were like 120 pre-med majors out of a class of 300-something and the faculty were all wtf? and the students were all "yo dog we're gonna be doctors teh 733t! w3rd" so we all took General Biology and the first section was genetics and the prof was all "yo genetics rox w3rd" and we were all "slick, dog!" and the second section was the Plant Kingdom and the prof was all "memorize the names, parts, and family trees of 300 different species of microscopic fungi".

And after this section there were only 45 pre-med majors.

A lot of the students were all "ow! my skin!" and "bogus! n00B!!!1" but they went away and did something else.

I think there's a metaphor in here somewhere

stop trying to be "jive", in this un-"jive" situation

[PO$$E$$ED]

You do realize that you *did make a Nazi reference, right?

that's like me saying you just made a Nazi reference
just because I said it does not mean I made the reference
all I'm trying to say is that
xxxianti is god and he's making FTR evolve
by making b$ch ni$$as go extinct

[Warpe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_Law