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    Default Anyone knows her name? NSFW



    Coz i'd love to find more with her


    {"NSFW" added to title by Xianti}
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    Bugs "Playboy" Bunny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Shane O'Connell
    definitely.
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    ewww...

    junkie,

    Where are these strip clubs you go to? Are they in Arkansas?
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    toothsome wench
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhiteFingers
    Bugs "Playboy" Bunny?
    I thought I had a good answer. Then I read this one and gave up.
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    Wait... is she supposed to be hot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    Wait... is she supposed to be hot?
    Im a tit man
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    if u turned out the light you would still be able to see those rabbit teeth
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    crop her head out of the picture and its alot better..

    and you must be a stripclubjunkie because this is EXACTLY the kinda chick you see in alot of them..


    "Butter face" Everything looks good, but her face.
    Looks good with the lights down low.
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    ok in the last picutre you posted she looks like a giant bending over in a small room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FTR Rules Of Conduct
    If you wish to post an image that may be questionable, you must clearly indicate that it is "NSFW" (Not Safe For Work) and post a link to it (as opposed to including it in the post via [img][/img] tags).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by FTR Rules Of Conduct
    If you wish to post an image that may be questionable, you must clearly indicate that it is "NSFW" (Not Safe For Work) and post a link to it (as opposed to including it in the post via [img][/img] tags).
    Sorry didn't know that, eventhough i should...
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    Did i get a strike for that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
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    owned
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    I'd hit it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    I'd hit it.
    Yeah me too. But more in the literal sense. Maybe it would straighten those teeth out.
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    Butter face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    I'd hit it.
    Sober?
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    Yes.

    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.


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    Not if she were wearing a big sweater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Yes.

    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

    U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Yes.

    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

    U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
    hahahahahha
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    Xianti: I was always wondering what NSFW meant, fortunately I found out the easy way before I found out the hard way.

    As a happily married guy, I'd turn her down and not even think twice. (This assumes my wife would never find out).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.
    Ok, first, I definately would not mistake that for dying and going to heaven.
    Second, she needs to WASH HER HAIR. That's some greasey shit.
    Third, I bet her vagina smells funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Yes.

    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.
    I wouldn't. I would walk up to her and say "wanna fuck?" and she would be the one who thought she had died and gone to heaven
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    i would much rather walk up to Ahiltxs girl in his avatar and ask her if i could XXXX in her face etc...

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    I'd bang her. I would just imagine it's lambchopdc's mom.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    i would much rather walk up to Ahiltxs girl in his avatar and ask her if i could XXXX in her face etc...

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    I might tit fuck her... backwards.. so I dindt have to look at that face.

    If I was jerkin it, she might get like a stroke and a half... but I definatley wouldnt be looking for 'more of her'...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    this thread would get so much better if warpe went and found more pictures of the girl in his avatar.
    Now that would really rock
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    this thread would get so much better if warpe went and found more pictures of the girl in his avatar.
    Now that would really rock
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    ok my keyboard is now wet and sticky

    thankyou very much sir
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    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.
    QFT. This thread is funny. I had no idea guys who spent 20 hours a day in their dorm rooms bathed in the glow of an LCD screen, eight-tabling while calculating reverse implied odds while eating Doritos and masturbating had such high standards in the opposite sex.

    BTW, she's my mom, quit insulting her, thx.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
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    QFT. This thread is funny. I had no idea guys who spent 20 hours a day in their dorm rooms bathed in the glow of an LCD screen, eight-tabling while calculating reverse implied odds while eating Doritos and masturbating had such high standards in the opposite sex.

    BTW, she's my mom, quit insulting her, thx.
    Hahahahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Yes.

    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

    U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
    end of thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    Quote Originally Posted by lambchopdc
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Yes.

    You guys are kidding yourselves. Is she the hottest girl I have ever seen on the internet? Hell no. But if she walked up to you on the street and said, "Hey, wanna fuck?," almost all of you would feel like you had died and gone to heaven.

    U're obviously far less selective of where you stick your dick than you are of what cards to play preflop in a 50NL FTR Private Game.....
    end of thread
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    george is right, you guys are underestimating the amount of fun breasts can be
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    Hers tits are too big and her face is gross.

    I'm not into tits that look like the kid just got done sucking on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    george is right, you guys are underestimating the amount of fun breasts can be
    Exactly
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripclubjunkie
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    george is right, you guys are underestimating the amount of fun breasts can be
    Exactly
    any two?
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    Whose mom is that cuz Id hit it. any man who says they wouldnt is fucking gay.


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    Quote Originally Posted by joshuadzl
    Hers tits are too big and her face is gross.
    Ive lost all respect for you.

    The problem does not lie in her tits, but in the fact that shes probably disease ridden and her face needs to be covered by a 2inch thick iron box to fully shield my eyes from the disaster that it is.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    only thing i see wrong is buckteeth and she hid them ok.

    If you wouldn't screw it.

    Shame on you
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    Quote Originally Posted by joshuadzl
    Hers tits are too big
    Blasphemy!! Strike One, Sir.
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    I don't like saggy looking mom tits, I like perky looking just got out of high school tits. I'm 23, I don't want to fuck the PTA board, I want to fuck their daughters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joshuadzl
    I don't like saggy looking mom tits, I like perky looking just got out of high school tits. I'm 23, I don't want to fuck the PTA board, I want to fuck their daughters.
    Me too, and I'm 47.
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    Your loosing, lolololololololololol
    I don't like saggy looking mom tits, I like perky looking just got out of high school tits. I'm 23, I don't want to fuck the PTA board, I want to fuck their daughters.


    Me too, and I'm 47.
    It doesn't have to be either/or, you know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stripclubjunkie
    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    Wait... is she supposed to be hot?
    Im a tit man
    so am i but COME ON NOW. she looks like she's been the boon companion of 9-10 truckers a day (and not all at seperate times) on I-40 for the past 12 years to earn meth coke and smokes.
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