college horror stories, FTW?

[vqc]

me sleep through midterm

me take friend to Emergency Room for 17 shots

[Miffed22001]

me sleep through midterm

me take friend to Emergency Room for 17 shots

you no speaky english azian-san?

[vqc]

me sleep through midterm

me take friend to Emergency Room for 17 shots

you no speaky english azian-san?

WOW
I REALLY HAD THAT ONE COMING DIDNT I!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

[gabe]

ugly girl problems

[givememyleg]

17 shots of what

[Miffed22001]

me sleep through midterm

me take friend to Emergency Room for 17 shots

you no speaky english azian-san?

WOW
I REALLY HAD THAT ONE COMING DIDNT I!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

i love you really

[Miffed22001]

17 shots of what

morphine. i hear its good shit

[vqc]

17 shots of what

hard liquor
and hes only like 140-150 max.

[jackvance]

I got so many of these I used to be a real scoundrel and bad influence on everyone around me.

[a500lbgorilla]

almost laid a chick that i personally hate and all my friends hate. She was sober and i was pretty drunk and still managed to get myself away.

[BobbySalami]

Realizing that after I graduated I hate my major and want nothing to do with it as long as I live?....thats pretty bad.

[Bmxicle]

Realizing that after I graduated I hate my major and want nothing to do with it as long as I live?....thats pretty bad.

Bobby i'm pretty sure it is impossible for you to not be hilarious.

[Lukie]

college horror stories

ZING!

[vqc]

college horror stories

ZING!

exactly, i have come to completely regret ever posting pictures.

[Greedo017]

me take friend to Emergency Room for 17 shots

that's a fifth if you're talking about man sized shots, that's no joke.

there was a CRAZY guy named matt on my hall my first year. He was wasted/high all the time, so keep that in mind for all of this.

He was walking around outside some frats, he bumped some big black dude and got punched in the side of the head. He did nothing at the time, he wasn't hurt or anything, but after coming back to the dorm he grabbed two knives and walked back there with them open, took 3 people to convince him to stop and he was > half way back.

Couple weeks later, he was messing around wrestling with this guy on our hall, he flips out a little during wrestling and the guy had to kinda throw him down/hit his head on the wall to get him to back off and he gets knocked out for a little bit. A half hour later he proceeds to start yelling and screaming about who knows what, talking about how his dad bench presses 300 pounds and beats him. He then blocks himself in the bathroom, there's no lock on the door he's just pushing on it as hard as he can, then he stops and sits in the shower. He continues ranting about how he isn't a weakling, but his dad beat him and is super strong. he then rips all the shower curtains down and goes and pounds on our RA's door screaming "trey why don't you just have me arrested why don't you just kick my ass trey what the fuck", yelling it over and over. At this point he's been crying/has had snot all over for a while and who knows wtf else is wrong with him. Trey is a big dude, I think he was ROTC, and he was asleep..... So he's sitting there screaming at the door, trey answers looking like he's about to go apeshit and tells him he has 2 minutes to go to his room or he's calling the police. matt keeps screaming in his face, so trey calls the police, after which we shove him in his room and run like hell b/c the police are coming and we're all drunk. The police talk to him for 5 minutes and don't do shit.

A month later over spring break matt gets into a car accident, getting a DUI and breaking his arm.

The end.

[spoonitnow]

nice story

[Phantaroth]

that was the worst story i've ever heard.

[Irisheyes]

me take friend to Emergency Room for 17 shots

that's a fifth if you're talking about man sized shots, that's no joke.

easy.

[BobbySalami]

Realizing that after I graduated I hate my major and want nothing to do with it as long as I live?....thats pretty bad.

Bobby i'm pretty sure it is impossible for you to not be hilarious.

Obviously this is the first post of mine you have read, and therefore have too small of sample size. If you see any of my posts in the future, please skip over them, otherwise you are likely to be disappointed.

[thenonsequitur]

When I was in college, two of my friends got mugged at gunpoint right outside my house (literally 15 feet from my front door).

Somebody robbed the corner store at the end of my street; one of the customers that was in the store tried to be a hero and got shot dead. This was at 3pm and I was in that store at about 2:45pm.

Down the block, on the way home from a liquor run, my roomate got assaulted by four 16 to 19 years olds that wanted the liquor. Fortuantely, they had no weapons, and my roomate, having several glass bottles handy, was conveniently able to fend them off by throwing the bottles at them. Unfortuately, he only had one bottle of liquor when he got home, instead of the three we paid for.

In a frat house about 1 block from where I lived somebody, (someone that was just visiting, didn't even live there) got murdered in the living room, when the house was full of people upstairs (they were awake too). The guy was just robbing the place, and the theory is he thought the downstairs was empty, didn't notice anyone there on his way in, and then when he saw him, killed him to get rid of the witness.

About 2 blocks away, someone was having a party in their basement and two guys with guns went down there and stole everybody's cell phones, everyone's wallets, and all the liquor.

In the dorms someone got raped and murdered in her room. For a while the janitor was a suspect, but later found mounting evidence that it was someone from the streets that broke in.

....



I went to school in Baltimore...which ties with Detroit as second in the nation in homocide rate (right after our good city of Washington, D.C. whih ranks #1).

[bode]

^^^^^^ Compton College, amirite?

[thenonsequitur]

Actually, Johns Hopkins undergrad campus.

[vqc]

Actually, Johns Hopkins undergrad campus.

zomg i wanted to go there too.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

Down the block, on the way home from a liquor run, my roomate got assaulted by four 16 to 19 years olds that wanted the liquor. Fortuantely, they had no weapons, and my roomate, having several glass bottles handy, was conveniently able to fend them off by throwing the bottles at them. Unfortuately, he only had one bottle of liquor when he got home, instead of the three we paid for.

Haha. "Friend" only gives you one bottle of liquor and pockets $20 with a convenient story. GG.

[bigred]

Actually, Johns Hopkins undergrad campus.

Glad I didn't go there.

[boost]

I have some crazy stories and I dont even go to college... but Im way too lazy to write them all out.

[lambchopdc]

I would have you all owned if i wasnt too lazy to type some of mine.

[boost]

wtf.. you just copied what I said.. and I dont even think you were mocking me... asshole..

[Lukie]

college horror stories

ZING!

exactly, i have come to completely regret ever posting pictures.

crap

[PU$$Y]

almost getting charged for assault for lighting a black kid's hair on fire while he was asleep

[euphoricism]

When, WHEN will people learn the difference between assault and battery?

[PU$$Y]

when will people learn to suck my dick

[bigred]

when will people learn to suck my dick

They're not used to something so small.