I bought a hookah today....am i a crack head?

[Trikflow77]

I went out to a popular trendy hookah bar the other day and enjoyed it, so i went out today and dropped like 3 bills for this nice looking hookah and like 6 different types of hookah tobacco. I got it home and set it up and like it and all, but i think it makes me look kinda like a crackhead to have a hookah out in my house, it just doesnt really fit. Opinions?

[Greedo017]

i went to a hookah bar and liked it a lot, but i still voted that it makes you a crackhead.

[Trikflow77]

I also think it makes me kinda a crack head....which you confirmed....thing is, i dont even smoke pot, which makes me more of a crack head

[Bmxicle]

no h00kahs are too awesome to make you look like a crack head.

[Trikflow77]

no h00kahs are too awesome to make you look like a crack head.

sweet a thumbs up from a balla!

[a500lbgorilla]

Nope, we have a hooka and it is awesome.

Cured my asthma i think...

[Galapogos]

What is this hookah you all speak of?

[flomo]

hookas are great but hookahs are better
either way someone is getting a happy ending in the mouth

[gabe]

nah you get a baller stamp for hookah

[lolzzz_321]

Can I come over and try it?

[midas06]

no h00kahs are too awesome to make you look like a crack head.

[givememyleg]

youre a crack head if you put crack in it

[Fnord]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hookah

...and here I thought you were getting your knob polished...

[theDEEPdish]

3 bills on a hookah god damn post a picture of that


it maybe makes you look like a pot head, but deffinately doesn't make you look like a crack head, I think that some people in this forum have a really bad understanding of drugs

[ProZachNation]

Was gona get a hookah before I came to school, but then I realized I dont even have enough money for food.

[thenonsequitur]

3 bills

3 washingtons?

big spenda

[thenonsequitur]

In all seriousness though, hookahs are great. I have one (spent $100 on it) and I love it. In fact, I just finished smoking one a few minutes ago.

[Bmxicle]

yeah i haven't smoked nargula in a month, i miss it.

[Trikflow77]

3 bills on a hookah god damn post a picture of that


it maybe makes you look like a pot head, but deffinately doesn't make you look like a crack head, I think that some people in this forum have a really bad understanding of drugs

i dont have a digi cam but it was the biggest one they had with 4 hoses and all that jazz with a hardcase and blah blah blah.....i can see if i can find it online....

[Trikflow77]

Can I come over and try it?

yea u bring the bitches......

[freechus9]

You can buy hookah's in any arab country for 5 dollars. You, sir, got ripped the fuck off.

[boost]

You can buy hookah's in any arab country for 5 dollars. You, sir, got ripped the fuck off.

you can buy sex with a 9 year old in thailand for 10$, here it costs you 25 to life..

[midas06]

past experiences boost?

[a500lbgorilla]

yah, we smoke salvia from our hooka all the time, its some legal shit that gives you a like 10 minute high of pins and needles.

[ville18]

it must suck to be ugly and have to pay for chicks, amirite? :<

[flomo]

it must suck to be ugly and have to pay for chicks, amirite? :<

it is not that bad being ugly, but no way am i paying for chicks
i got a van and some duct tape

hookahs make me happy

[freechus9]

yah, we smoke salvia from our hooka all the time, its some legal shit that gives you a like 10 minute high of pins and needles.

Erm. Salvia is a lot more potent than that. You aren't actually "tripping" on it. My guess is you are smoking some non-standardized 1x stuff that gives you a slight buzz. If you want to really trip on it, smoke an entire bowl of 10-20x salvia through a bong and hold it in for a good 20 seconds. Then you'll really know what it's like........

[bode]

fuck salvia, just smoke the dope

[LeFou]

My brother's got one; those rock. Can I come over?

[theDEEPdish]

I went out and bought a hookah today, Ive wanted one for a while but I only got a small one it was 30 and is literally smaller than my penis

[Trikflow77]

You can buy hookah's in any arab country for 5 dollars. You, sir, got ripped the fuck off.

only in america!

[thenonsequitur]

yah, we smoke salvia from our hooka all the time, its some legal shit that gives you a like 10 minute high of pins and needles.

Erm. Salvia is a lot more potent than that. You aren't actually "tripping" on it. My guess is you are smoking some non-standardized 1x stuff that gives you a slight buzz. If you want to really trip on it, smoke an entire bowl of 10-20x salvia through a bong and hold it in for a good 20 seconds. Then you'll really know what it's like........

What I was going to say. No way you can smoke salvia out of a hookah and get more than a very small buzz compared to what it is capable of. Gotta smoke it out of a bong and--an important part that many people don't know--hold the flame over it during the entire time you're inhaling. Hold each hit for a good 15 to 40 seconds. Use at least a 10x extract. Take as many hits as you can before you lose the coordination to hold the bong or lighter (that's usually 1 or 2 hits).

[a500lbgorilla]

That's a 10-4 on proper salvia proticol.

[UG]

I met trikflow once.

He's definitely a crackhead.



P.S. TRUE STORY

[Trikflow77]

I met trikflow once.

He's definitely a crackhead.



P.S. TRUE STORY

And im Asian!

[UG]

But he didn't talk like an Asian!



IT WAS WEIRD!

[jdubs]

no h00kahs are too awesome to make you look like a crack head.

QFT

[kevster]

Hookah's are everywhere and perfectly legal so I can't see how they make you look like a crackhead. People who don't know what they are sometimes raise their eyebrows but I've seen them in pubs/bars in the UK - not exactly mainstream but they're about.

So, no - you may be a crackhead but the pipe isn't to blame.

[TerryToma]

Nope, we have a hooka and it is awesome.

Cured my asthma i think...

lol, nebulizers through your hooka?

[Kessler]

Yeah, I've had one for about 2 years and I love it. One of my favorite things to do is 4-table and smoke the hookah. I smoked cigarrettes for 6 years and I don't consider smoking a bowl of Double Apple "smoking". Gotta keep the pipes clean though...

And mine's a fairly standard $60 with one hose. Ain't gotta have the orgy hookah with all the hoses and shit to get a good smoke!


-Kes

[euphoricism]

I want one.

[Kessler]

They're tre chic with the ladies too. Get some contemporary artwork, a few bottles of moderately priced merlot and you got yourself a party!


-Kes

[bigred]

Our hookah always upset my stomach whether or not I drank before/after/not at all. Not sure why?

[Kessler]

Maybe try something lighter like mint or a chocolate. If you smoke something heavy like a Double Apple and aren't used to it, it can throw ya off whack.


I <3 my Hookah.


-Kes

[bigred]

That's funny, the two flavors we had as apple something and some kind of melon. Didn't realize there were different levels/textures, etc.

[thenonsequitur]

Our hookah always upset my stomach whether or not I drank before/after/not at all. Not sure why?

Make sure you clean it frequently. Too much ash can irritate the esophogus, which can cause stomach discomfort or nasuea.

Also, be aware that sheesha contains a lot of nicotine, which is a stimulant. Any stimulant can cause digestive irritation (especially in large quantities, which you tend to get when smoking out of a hookah).