Funny Table Chat

[samsonite2100]

So, I'm lagging it up at Paradise and getting on this guy's nerves. I won one hand big hand previously with J9, and right before this chat just won another with J9 when I hit my straight against dude. Here's the best of it:

-gotityes: keep raising those sh***y cards
-samsonite210: ok
-gotityes: no really, nice raise J9 lol
-samsonite210: thx, you're too kind
-gotityes: you're terrible
-samsonite210: nuh uh
-samsonite210: my Mom says I'm the best
-gotityes: and that other hand 56

(Five hands before, I had raised 56s on the button PF, got called by my new friend and another idiot. I raised the 69K flop, other idiot called. Turn--6. I bet 20 into 24. Guy calls. River comes 5, I push, he calls with KJ, I win. Anyway...)

-gotityes: so lucky, he had you
-samsonite210: I had a full house, officer
-gotityes: no, on the flop
-gotityes: 56 lol
-gotityes: just try that on me
-samsonite210: I have been
-samsonite210: you have been folding
-gotityes: so terrible
-gotityes: I knew you had J9 last hand
-samsonite210: really? Why didn't you raise?
-samsonite210: Hey, what's it like being psychic?
-gotityes: it's cool
-samsonite210: I bet. Hey Merlin, tell me what I think of your poker playing

no response

-samsonite210: I'll give you one guess
-gotityes: good
-gotityes: no great
-samsonite210: sorry, wrong

long pause
-gotityes: tell me
- forget it. Don't worry about it
-gotityes: it must be great
-gotityes: then
-gotityes: lol
-samsonite210: actually, if you must know, I think you're a totally -predictable weak-tight nit
-gotityes: i have bluffed u so much
-samsonite210: no you haven't.
-samsonite210: I know you haven't b/c you would have been so proud of -running your first bluff, you would've shown.
-gotityes: u just dont know
-samsonite210: not once. you couldn't bluff your way out of a paper bag.
-samonite210: you're from a town called NoBluffsVille, population-you.
-samsonite210: i've won every hand we've played
-gotityes: no
-samsonite210: yessir
-gotityes: i raised 5 u called ace ca,me i bet 5 u fold
-gotityes: i had 23
-samsonite210: i also think you're an annoying table coach who's seen like -one episode of the WSOP on tv and thinks he's an expert.
-gotityes: FU
-samsonite210: well, you asked

Guy leaves.

[lolzzz_321]

THEY MIGHT GET BETTER

[Spanners]

hehe bluffsville

[pgil]

i had a similar experience on paradise. had a guy say he came to my table because he heard what a horrible player I was, and that I had robbed two people of all of their money while he was watching and waiting to sit. claimed that he was going to own me, and that I was his ATM. went on for about 5 minutes about how much of a tool i was.

I took 1 1/2 buyins from him before i left for the night. the guy only made 1 raise (or reraise) pf in about 45 minutes, and it was a reraise push.

[XTR1000]

samonite210: you're from a town called NoBluffsVille, population-you


*thumbs up*