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  1. 09-15-2006 01:18 PM #1
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    Default The first rule of fight club is... (NSFW!)

    ...you must fight like girls.

    http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=10150

    {added NSFW - Euph}
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  2. 09-15-2006 01:19 PM #2
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    Default Re: The first rule of fight club is...

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    ...you must fight like bigred.

    http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=10150
    Ha! I fmp!
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    Bring back the stick-gimp. That chick gives me the creeps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Bring back the stick-gimp. That chick gives me the creeps.
    In due time... in due time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Bring back the stick-gimp. That chick gives me the creeps.
    In due time... in due time.
    bring back dance-dance
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    hah silly melonin deprived ridilin needing children.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    lol, the best fighter is the blonde kid in the second fight. His spin moves are quite devastating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    hah silly melonin deprived ridilin needing children.
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    For fucks sake people, label your posts NSFW or not.
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    ops i guess the ads are nsfw eh
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    For fucks sake people, label your posts NSFW or not.
    im sorry sir itll never happen again
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Yeah I guess they are
    people who roll their eyes at me end up dead keep it in mind
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
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    Yeah I guess they are
    people who roll their eyes at me end up dead keep it in mind
    don't ever get married

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Yeah I guess they are
    people who roll their eyes at me end up dead keep it in mind
    don't ever get married
    my gf already knows this.. she is very well trained
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Yeah I guess they are
    people who roll their eyes at me end up dead keep it in mind
    don't ever get married
    my gf already knows this.. she is very well trained
    Your girlfriend is a corpse? You fuckin' sicko.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Yeah I guess they are
    people who roll their eyes at me end up dead keep it in mind
    don't ever get married
    my gf already knows this.. she is very well trained
    Your girlfriend is a corpse? You fuckin' sicko.
    Have you ever seen the movie Visitor Q?
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    No. So I don't get it.
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    It's about an azn (Xianti or Wildbob I think) that is obsessed with his tv reporting job that he fails at. In the midst of a disfunctional family including (but not limited to); paying for sex with his daughter while video taping (in which he gets called an early bird - for reasons I don't need to describe), a son who beats his mother, murdering and then raping dead corpses, having rigor mortis set in while being penetrated and having his wife fill up the bathtub full of oil and attempting to pull the "woman" off of him. And while this is all happening, a stranger moves into the house and teaches the wife to milk herself. This really opens her eyes and she has an epiphany about life.

    It's a great movie, you should check it out.

    I guess your comment just reminded me of the movie.
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    I'm so glad other people have seen and enjoyed Visitor Q. Twisted masterpiece. I used to help run a film festival, and we showed this movie. Several people got up and walked out before the first scene ended, and several more got up and left right after the first scene ended. Everyone else loved it.

    Audition is actually one Takashi Miike movie I haven't seen, but I've seen several others. The guy is a genius. I'm especially a fan of Dead or Alive, and even more of a fan of the sequel.
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    I'd like to see this Audition movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
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