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    Default hot or not (nsfw)



    nsfw cos I think she's disgusting.
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    not safe for anyone

    fyp.
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    you guys are so gay
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    everyone is gonna vote no just to follow suit with the majority

    this polls rigged
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    who voted hot? renton?

    any port in the storm, amirite renton?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    democracy wins
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    Default Re: hot or not (nsfw)

    Here's a better picture of her.


    She's named after a key on a computer keyboard, so she's got something going for her.
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    YESSSS
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    no
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    who voted hot? renton?

    any port in the storm, amirite renton?
    lolo
  11. #11
    def not hot, but id take her over spoons girl
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    looks a little manly, but if it's a chick, I'd do her
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    "She" looks like Edward Scissor Hands.
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    Those two pictures aren't particularly attractive, but with a little work she could easily be kinda hot.


    Who is she?
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    Those pictures make me sick to my stomach....

    But I geuss I'd still hit it.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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  17. #17
    i'm drunk and I say NO


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    she's Tilda Swinton, a pretty good british actress who played in Constantine, Adaptation, Narnia, and a bunch of other films (mostly art-house type movies).
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    I STILL SAY NO NO NO




    NO


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    <rent> http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...nsfw-45697.htm
    <boomshaka> 2+2 is so sad soemtimes
    <boomshaka> reading all hte drug posts
    <lambchop> wow
    <lambchop> so not that hot
    <rent> its probably not the best photo of her
    <lambchop> or...
    <lambchop> shes just not attractive
    <rent> yea, i guess not
    <boomshaka> rent
    <boomshaka> wtf
    <boomshaka> how is that as hot as it gets for redheads
    <boomshaka> you ..
    <boomshaka> you ..
    <boomshaka> wtf
    <rent> pretty depressing to find out my standards are lower than that of the avg forum junkie who probably hasn't even seen a real vagina yet
    <boomshaka> renton I really dont like you anymore
    <boomshaka> rent..
    <lambchop> ROFL
    <boomshaka> I really dont like yo uanymore
    <boomshaka> you are now on my list of people who I really dont want to meet in real life
    <boomshaka> seriously.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Default Re: hot or not (nsfw)

    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    Here's a better picture of her.
    SMILE. hahaha, friggin girlboi!
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    NO NO NO NO NO










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    and NO


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    i'm sober and I say OMGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSS
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    NO


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    to the other 4 who voted yes, please come forward
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    I would easily hit it
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    if it breathes you'd hit it




    you have low standards sir


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    i voted yes just to be a non conformist, she's ugly
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    cmon my brothers! lets increase past 30%!!!1!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    if it breathes you'd hit it




    you have low standards sir
    If its breathing its just an added bonus.
    If you wanna turn your daddy parts ORANGE eat some cheetos and watch some porn!

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    she looked better in films.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobbySalami
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    if it breathes you'd hit it




    you have low standards sir
    If its breathing its just an added bonus.
    ROFL
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    I voted no, but it may be scewed. NO is in caps and yes isn't so it's kinda being pushed in that direction.

    FWIW, It's not the looks, it's the package and she has no 'package"

    This is uglier but much hotter as an example

    See what I mean, check this out.

    http://www.sandrabernhard.com/gallery.html
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    looks like conan o'brien with longer hair
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    himself fucker.
    Even this beggar is too choosey for her.
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    I'd hit her mom.
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    I'd hit it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    to the other 4 who voted yes, please come forward
    i voted yes
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    6 beers.
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    gettin her freak on:



    [fast forward through the good stuff]

    Quality.

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    zomg no.

    SHES FUCKING GINGER!
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    I doubt it if even she would shoot Lukie down at the gym.

    ... ya know, when he's working out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I doubt it if even she would shoot Lukie down at the gym.

    ... ya know, when he's working out.
    it's kinda hard for a girl to shoot me down, working out or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I doubt it if even she would shoot Lukie down at the gym.

    ... ya know, when he's working out.
    it's kinda hard for a girl to shoot me down, working out or not.
    Ahhh, Lukie's patented Roofie-Colada FTW!!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    I doubt it if even she would shoot Lukie down at the gym.

    ... ya know, when he's working out.
    it's kinda hard for a girl to shoot me down, working out or not.
    Is that why you've moved on to cartoon chicks now?
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    fap fap fap fap
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    gingers are a subrace.
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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    sorry, shes not hot, she looks like boy-george..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
    The poll was hot or not. No one said that they wouldn't step up. Hell I've hit worse than that. Just that it's not hot. Hell I'd hit ti twice and post it here. She's just not of the hot variety. Maybe another poll for would you hit it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
    g/f ftw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
    The poll was hot or not. No one said that they wouldn't step up. Hell I've hit worse than that. Just that it's not hot. Hell I'd hit ti twice and post it here. She's just not of the hot variety. Maybe another poll for would you hit it?

    i think i have more of a pass/fail approach to rating chicks than most of you do.

    To me "is she hot" means "would you readily and gladly have sex with her?" as opposed to "is she a ten?" Tilda Swinton is definitely not a ten.
  55. #55
    See for me, hot is not the standard for sex with women. Not fat, not stinky, and not wrinkled in private parts is enough. Not hot is ok, ready is always goot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i think i have more of a pass/fail approach to rating chicks than most of you do.

    To me "is she hot" means "would you readily and gladly have sex with her?" as opposed to "is she a ten?" Tilda Swinton is definitely not a ten.
    Agree.

    The middle region is "I would readily and gladly have sex with her after x beers". Since x here is zero that is good enough for a hot vote, IMO.

    If x > 6 for you then I wouldn't argue with the not vote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
    spoken like a man that really needs to get sum


    zing!


  59. #59
    Quote Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
    gingers are a subrace.
    lol @ avatar irony

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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i think i have more of a pass/fail approach to rating chicks than most of you do.

    To me "is she hot" means "would you readily and gladly have sex with her?" as opposed to "is she a ten?" Tilda Swinton is definitely not a ten.
    Agree.

    The middle region is "I would readily and gladly have sex with her after x beers". Since x here is zero that is good enough for a hot vote, IMO.

    If x > 6 for you then I wouldn't argue with the not vote.
    I totally agree here!!!
    Theres yeah I'd fuck her.
    Then theres, Yeah I'd like to Fuck the shit out of her!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
    The poll was hot or not. No one said that they wouldn't step up. Hell I've hit worse than that. Just that it's not hot. Hell I'd hit ti twice and post it here. She's just not of the hot variety. Maybe another poll for would you hit it?

    i think i have more of a pass/fail approach to rating chicks than most of you do.

    To me "is she hot" means "would you readily and gladly have sex with her?" as opposed to "is she a ten?" Tilda Swinton is definitely not a ten.
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    75k+ hand breakeven stretch = not variance. This is proof. You have faulty logic (everywhere).
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    I'd say masturbating 75k times without having sex is worse than "breakeven".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
    The poll was hot or not. No one said that they wouldn't step up. Hell I've hit worse than that. Just that it's not hot. Hell I'd hit ti twice and post it here. She's just not of the hot variety. Maybe another poll for would you hit it?

    i think i have more of a pass/fail approach to rating chicks than most of you do.

    To me "is she hot" means "would you readily and gladly have sex with her?" as opposed to "is she a ten?" Tilda Swinton is definitely not a ten.


    Just because someone hasnt had sex in several years is no reason to suggest that the chick in the OP is anything other than a horrible boy-george ginger manbeast.
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    i find it difficult to believe that if this woman walked up to one of you 70% majority and was like "hey, do you want to have sex with me right now?", that you'd be like "how sweet of you to offer, but its quite all right, thanks!"
    The poll was hot or not. No one said that they wouldn't step up. Hell I've hit worse than that. Just that it's not hot. Hell I'd hit ti twice and post it here. She's just not of the hot variety. Maybe another poll for would you hit it?

    i think i have more of a pass/fail approach to rating chicks than most of you do.

    To me "is she hot" means "would you readily and gladly have sex with her?" as opposed to "is she a ten?" Tilda Swinton is definitely not a ten.
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    75k+ hand breakeven stretch = not variance. This is proof. You have faulty logic (everywhere).

    wow, thats random
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    it was supposed to be a funny/friendly way of saying that just because a girl is fuckable, doesn't mean she is hot.
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    lukies avatar is fuckable.
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    who voted yes?

    say no to creepy shemales.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    lukies avatar is fuckable.
    um, lukie's avatar is a cartoon
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    bearcats05's avatar is fuckable.
    fyp
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    yeah, bearcats is smokin hot
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.

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