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    Default TR;PATANES FUCKKNHI RULEES STHE SHIT HAHAHSHAHS

    DSUES STRIPT A HTES FUCKIR RULE THIE SHTIS OIOHHH SHITGUO8I ASHAW
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    LJGOM FINFAL T12 5AHLE IN SFUCLINK 180- LOZLAHAHSDHFAHDFHASODIFUJHX
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    I've ad aboht hlfa ao literl of ;beounarban asnd i can dastill tiype alrigt?
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    wtfdlsj lamna loixol wh5tf jolozl fhyouy fucilkd idnkc fukc tyciu
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    Phone rings while I am playing on Party...

    Hello?

    Bob: HEYHEYEHEHE.... IS THIS, UH... SYKE, DUPPP FROM... FTR?!?!?

    Me: Yeh, who's this?

    Bob: HAHAHAHAA ITS FUCKING WIIIIIILD BOB! DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?

    Me: Sup WildBob, having a good night bud?

    Bob: FUCKKKKKKKK YEAAAA MAN, ALWAYS HAVNAVNING A GOOOOOOOD TMIE... WHAWHAT AARE YOUE DNOING?

    Me: Playing 200NL on partypoker!

    Bob: HAEHHAEHAHHH AWSOMMMMMEMEEEMEME... I WNATN YOUOUUUU TO TAKEEE YOUR ASSTSACK, NANAND WIPPE ALL THHHOSE BITHHTCES OUT ONNN URRR TBABALES! HAHAHVEEE A FEUCKCKING GOOOOOD TITITME!!!!!!

    Me: You too sir, enjoy!



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    My covo was longer, but went something like that, we talked about the lions, jack daniels, adn the chiefs.
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    For once, I am not drunk.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    mr bob called me too, it was relatively awesome. Made my cab ride to another bar baller instead of LOLLER.
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    he left me a message, i dont think 1 word of english was said.

    Hes gonna be hurtin today
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    He didn't call me. </3
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    These drunk posts are becoming much more common.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    These incredibly homosexual drunk posts are becoming way too fucking common.
    FYP

    seriously. you guys find it cool and fun to post on an internet forum when you're drunk? go out and find some easy chicks to take home. go drink more. go break something. damn.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    These incredibly homosexual drunk posts are becoming way too fucking common.
    FYP

    seriously. you guys find it cool and fun to post on an internet forum when you're drunk? go out and find some easy chicks to take home. go drink more. go break something. and then come back and drunken post about it
    FYP
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    Nothing wrong with drunk posts. Most of us are in college and we do incredible stupid but fun things.
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    like fat chicks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    seriously. you guys find it cool and fun to post on an internet forum when you're drunk? go out and find some easy chicks to take home. go drink more. go break something. damn.
    I was playing live at my house with my housemates/some people that came over and I got drunk. After the game ended and the people left, I'm here at my house drunk so I go right for my computer. It's not like I'm getting drunk with the sole intent of posting on FTR. Chill out damn.
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=fuck+shit+up (link maybe NSFW)

    I never knew about definition 3.(2). Interesting.
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    thats becuase definition 3(2) is wrong.
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    bump
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    Sam Adams Black Lager = Baller.
    Ship It

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