Official Post Your Worst Play Thread

[IowaSkinsFan]

I saw in the high stakes forum Iwind posting all his worst hands. I thought it would be a fun and helpful idea if we would all do the same. It could be very constructive for those who feel embarassed to post their bad hands and give us all a good laugh.

Sorry I can't start it as I'm on vacation for Thanksgiving.

[Warpe]

so many to choose from...

[mcatdog]

This isn't my worst hand ever, but it's bad enough to get posted in this thread.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

UTG ($203)
Hero ($753.75)
Button ($63.75)
SB ($84)
BB ($112.05)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T, K.
1 fold, Hero raises to $8, Button raises to $14, 1 fold, BB calls $12, Hero calls $6.

Flop: ($43) T, 6, 5 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero checks, Button bets $40, BB calls $40, Hero raises to $739.75, Button calls $9.75 (All-In), BB calls $58.05 (All-In).

Turn: ($930.55) 9 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($930.55) 2 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $930.55

[Pelion]

this thread should have results.

[givememyleg]

Here's an oldie but goodie...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($24.90)
SB ($49.85)
Hero ($49.25)
UTG ($54.80)
UTG+1 ($105.90)
MP1 ($45.25)
MP2 ($25.35)
MP3 ($54.40)
CO ($22.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4, 7.
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $1, Button calls $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50.

Flop: ($4.25) K, 6, 5 (4 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, CO bets $0.5, Button calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50.

Turn: ($6.25) J (4 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks, CO bets $1.5, Button calls $1.50, Hero raises to $5, MP2 folds, CO calls $3.50, Button raises to $13, Hero raises to $23.5, CO calls $16.35 (All-In), Button calls $10.40 (All-In).

River: ($74.50) T (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $74.50

Hero has 4c 7c (high card, king).
CO has Jh Jd (three of a kind, jacks).
Button has 6d 6s (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: CO wins $70.30. Button wins $4.09. Hero wins $0.09. [

[givememyleg]

OOOO another good one:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($20.50)
Hero ($50)
UTG ($29.50)
MP1 ($27.65)
MP2 ($37.25)
CO ($22.95)
Button ($11.15)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, Q.
2 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: ($2) J, T, K (4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, MP2 calls $2, CO calls $2, SB folds.

Turn: ($8) Q (3 players)
Hero bets $4, MP2 raises to $8, CO folds, Hero calls $4.

River: ($24) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $4.5, Hero calls $4.50.

Final Pot: $33

Results
Hero has 9d Qc (straight, king high).
MP2 has Ah As (straight, ace high).
Outcome: MP2 wins $33.

[NLHE lahooozaher]

I just grabbed the first one that I saw and I only had to go 3 hands to find it!!! :P :P :P . This isn't the worst but it's pretty bad.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($140.35)
UTG ($124.20)
Hero ($61.35)
MP1 ($133.55)
MP2 ($53.75)
CO ($65.95)
Button ($107.45)
SB ($77.35)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A, A.
UTG calls $1, Hero raises to $5, 6 folds, UTG calls $4.

Flop: ($11.50) T, 3, T (2 players)
UTG bets $5, Hero calls $5.

Turn: ($21.50) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $15, Hero calls $15.

River: ($51.50) 3 (2 players)
UTG bets $51, Hero calls $36.35 (All-In).

Final Pot: $138.85

Results below:
UTG has 5d 5c (full house, fives full of tens).
Hero has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: UTG wins $138.85.

[swiggidy]

Amateurs...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

UTG ($23.90)
MP ($64)
CO ($47)
Hero ($64.05)
SB ($52.95)
BB ($23.20)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, Q.
1 fold, MP raises to $1.5, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, MP calls $3.50.

Flop: ($10.75) 8, 7, 6 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $8, MP calls $8.

Turn: ($26.75) 4 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $15, MP raises to $30, Hero calls $15.

River: ($86.75) K (2 players)
MP bets $21 (All-In), Hero calls $21.

Final Pot: $128.75

Results in white below:
MP has 5d 5c (straight, eight high).
Hero has Qh Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: MP wins $128.75.

[swiggidy]

{EDIT: ahhh, double post, this one can be deleted}

[wufwugy]

standard

[mcatdog]

I win this thread

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

UTG ($85.85)
MP ($243.20)
Hero ($412.95)
SB ($210.10)
BB ($37.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 7.
2 folds, Hero raises to $8, SB raises to $24, 1 fold, Hero calls $16.

Flop: ($50) 9, 4, T (2 players)
SB bets $34, Hero calls $34.

Turn: ($118) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

River: ($118) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $152.1 (All-In), Hero calls $152.10.

Final Pot: $422.20

Results in white below:
Hero has 7d 7s (two pair, sevens and threes).
SB has Js Jd (two pair, jacks and threes).
Outcome: SB wins $422.20.

[johnny_fish]

Nope, I win this thread and it isn't close. No pair, no draw, 3bet turn bluff vs. the nuts.

Poker Stars
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $5/$10
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $1140.50
Hero: $1968
CO: $1339.70
Button: $1458
SB: $582
BB: $579.45

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with T Q
UTG raises to $20, Hero calls, 4 folds.

Flop: 7 J 6 ($55, 2 players)
UTG bets $41, Hero calls.

Turn: 5 ($137, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $100, UTG raises to $350, Hero raises to $1140, UTG calls all-in $729.5.
Uncalled bets: $60.5 returned to Hero.

River: A ($2296, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2296)


Results:
Final pot: $2296
UTG showed 8c 9c
Hero mucks Th Qh

[Turska]

I have to dig my archives. But I have to give my vote
to Johnny_fish. Nh, sir

I was rofl when I saw that.

T.

[Fnord]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Fnord ($251.65)
SB ($227.70)
BB ($200)
UTG ($198.80)
MP ($457.75)

Preflop: Fnord is Button with 8, T.
UTG raises to $6, 1 fold, Fnord calls $6, 2 folds.

Flop: ($15) T, 8, 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $6, Fnord raises to $245.65, UTG calls $186.80 (All-In).

Turn: ($453.45) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($453.45) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $453.45

Results in white below:
UTG has 4d 3d (flush, ten high).
Fnord has 8s Ts (two pair, tens and eights).
Outcome: UTG wins $400.60. Fnord wins $52.85.

[gabe]

most of these arent even that bad!

[gabe]

POKERSTARS GAME #7090876761: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/11/19 - 16:40:47 (ET)
Table 'Octavia' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Cookeman ($1400.55 in chips)
Seat 2: pjstanley567 ($969 in chips)
Seat 3: HEATER CASE ($281.85 in chips)
Seat 4: gp333 ($1150 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($1293.25 in chips)
Seat 6: WrongButton ($1065 in chips)
HEATER CASE: posts small blind $5
gp333: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Td Kd]
ipokeder: folds
WrongButton: folds
Cookeman: raises $30 to $40
pjstanley567: folds
HEATER CASE: folds
gp333: raises $90 to $130
Cookeman: calls $90
*** FLOP *** [2c Tc Qd]
gp333: bets $240
Cookeman: raises $1030.55 to $1270.55 and is all-in
gp333: calls $780 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2c Tc Qd] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [2c Tc Qd 5h] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [Td Kd] (a pair of Tens)
Cookeman: shows [Qc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
Cookeman collected $2302 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2305 | Rake $3
Board [2c Tc Qd 5h 4c]
Seat 1: Cookeman showed [Qc Ac] and won ($2302) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: pjstanley567 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: HEATER CASE (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: gp333 (big blind) showed [Td Kd] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: ipokeder folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: WrongButton folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[gabe]

POKERSTARS GAME #7128556885: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/11/22 - 13:30:11 (ET)
Table 'Albireo III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Avinew ($1549.25 in chips)
Seat 2: INcinerate ($1077 in chips)
Seat 3: Aurfish ($985 in chips)
Seat 4: 1xcaliber ($440.50 in chips)
Seat 5: gp333 ($2005 in chips)
Seat 6: garompon ($1884.75 in chips)
garompon: posts small blind $5
Avinew: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Kh 6h]
INcinerate: folds
Aurfish: calls $10
1xcaliber: calls $10
gp333: raises $40 to $50
garompon: folds
Avinew: folds
Aurfish: calls $40
1xcaliber: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qs 8s 9s]
Aurfish: checks
gp333: bets $100
Aurfish: calls $100
*** TURN *** [Qs 8s 9s] [4d]
Aurfish: checks
gp333: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qs 8s 9s 4d] [5s]
Aurfish: checks
gp333: bets $1855 and is all-in
Aurfish: calls $835 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [Kh 6h] (high card King)
Aurfish: shows [Js Kd] (a flush, Queen high)
Aurfish collected $1992 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1995 | Rake $3
Board [Qs 8s 9s 4d 5s]
Seat 1: Avinew (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: INcinerate folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Aurfish showed [Js Kd] and won ($1992) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: 1xcaliber folded before Flop
Seat 5: gp333 (button) showed [Kh 6h] and lost with high card King
Seat 6: garompon (small blind) folded before Flop

[arkana]

I think playing BldSwtTRs HU would be worse...

[gabe]

but i got lucky vs him so i didnt have any bad plays!

[Galapogos]

I like it how Fnord's worst hand ever isn't really that bad.

[Halv]

- MattGuff sitting in seat 1 with $311.28
- TheDuck69 sitting in seat 2 with $58.60 [Dealer]
- lasoleom sitting in seat 3 with $252.52
- Tambal sitting in seat 4 with $315.83
- 10DIOS10 sitting in seat 5 with $217.95
- nimme sitting in seat 6 with $261.64
- CorvusCorvax sitting in seat 7 with $197.00
- hapler sitting in seat 8 with $26.74
- HalvSame sitting in seat 9 with $203.00
- eertyren sitting in seat 10 with $100.00

lasoleom posted the small blind - $1.00
Tambal posted the big blind - $2.00
** Dealing card to HalvSame: Jack of Clubs, Jack of Spades
10DIOS10 called - $2.00
nimme folded
CorvusCorvax folded
hapler folded
HalvSame raised - $9.00
eertyren folded
MattGuff folded
TheDuck69 folded
lasoleom folded
Tambal called - $9.00
10DIOS10 called - $9.00

** Dealing the flop: 3 of Spades, 10 of Spades, 9 of Spades
Tambal checked
10DIOS10 checked
HalvSame bet - $19.00
Tambal folded
10DIOS10 raised - $38.00
HalvSame called - $38.00

** Dealing the turn: 8 of Hearts
10DIOS10 bet - $22.00
HalvSame went all-in - $156.00
10DIOS10 called - $156.00

** Dealing the river: 6 of Spades
HalvSame shows: Jack of Clubs, Jack of Spades
10DIOS10 shows: Ace of Spades, 7 of Spades
10DIOS10 wins $413.00 from the main pot

[swiggidy]

most of these arent even that bad!

I like it how Fnord's worst hand ever isn't really that bad.

Really? Are you guys considering the limit.

Fnord's I think is good at 25NL cuz you'll get called with AT, KT. But at 200NL?

All would be fine with a read, but we're not discussing reads...

[bbqsquirrel]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($22.65)
Hero ($34.80)
UTG ($8.25)
UTG+1 ($18.50)
MP1 ($24.40)
MP2 ($11)
CO ($21.10)
Button ($25.80)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, 9.
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, 1 fold, Button raises to $1.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, MP2 folds.

Flop: ($2.85) Q, A, 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $3, Hero calls $3.

Turn: ($8.85) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $10, Hero raises to $22.25, Button calls $11.55 (All-In).

River: ($52.65) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $52.65

Results in white below:
Hero has 9d 9s (full house, nines full of threes).
Button has Qs As (two pair, aces and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $52.64.

[bbqsquirrel]

One more:

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($11.05)
BB ($16.55)
UTG ($12.85)
UTG+1 ($22.90)
Hero ($16.50)
MP2 ($21.60)
MP3 ($10.70)
CO ($13.40)
Button ($41.95)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, K.
2 folds, Hero raises to $0.85, 5 folds, BB calls $0.60.

Flop: ($1.80) Q, 2, T (2 players)
BB bets $0.75, Hero calls $0.75.

Turn: ($3.30) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $1.5, Hero calls $1.50.

River: ($6.30) A (2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero raises to $9, BB calls $7.

Final Pot: $24.30

Results in white below:
BB has Td Ad (two pair, aces and tens).
Hero has Qd Kc (one pair, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $24.30.

[Lukie]

I bet the river here trying to get some value out of a pair worse then mine, or possibly A high calling trying to get a split. At the time, when I pushed, I figured that he was repping kings full or better and would pretty much never check back twice with a king. He was OBVIOUSLY trying to push me off AQ/QQ/JJ/whatever. Duh.

POKERSTARS GAME #7124722352: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2006/11/22 - 02:11:34 (ET)
Table 'Edmee II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: DerekJC9954 ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: PrinceLuc23 ($1188.40 in chips)
Seat 3: FastEddie267 ($230.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Lukieplaya ($402.70 in chips)
Seat 5: dont_bother0 ($996.70 in chips)
Seat 6: fatal_rush ($494.30 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $2
dont_bother0: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Tc Td]
fatal_rush: folds
DerekJC9954: raises $12 to $16
PrinceLuc23: folds
FastEddie267: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $40 to $56
dont_bother0: folds
DerekJC9954: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [6d 5d Kd]
Lukieplaya: checks
DerekJC9954: checks
*** TURN *** [6d 5d Kd] [Kh]
Lukieplaya: checks
DerekJC9954: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d 5d Kd Kh] [6s]
Lukieplaya: bets $84
DerekJC9954: raises $260 to $344 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $260
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DerekJC9954: shows [Ad Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Sixes)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
DerekJC9954 collected $801 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $804 | Rake $3
Board [6d 5d Kd Kh 6s]
Seat 1: DerekJC9954 showed [Ad Kc] and won ($801) with a full house, Kings full of Sixes
Seat 2: PrinceLuc23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: FastEddie267 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Lukieplaya (small blind) mucked [Tc Td]
Seat 5: dont_bother0 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: fatal_rush folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Ash256]

Seriously, I tink this must be the worst fold I've ever made in my entire life. I think this play is worse than when I used to fire three barrells into top 2/the nuts. After I folded and opp said he had AA, i thought "Wtf did I fucking fold that for?!". I wanted to slap myself really hard, but resisted. I''m fuckin embarassed just posting this hand.

GAME #456434103: Texas Hold'em NL $0.10/$0.20 24-Nov-2006 19:53:05
Table Hiawatha (6 max)
Seat 1: l0ki ($16.20 in chips)
Seat 3: Kikamoons ($25.13 in chips)
Seat 5: alcolusa ($9.23 in chips) DEALER
Seat 6: Resistance ($21.00 in chips)
Seat 8: Bajnok18 ($17.24 in chips)
Seat 10: faaaastGreGG ($22.25 in chips)
Resistance: Post SB $0.10
Bajnok18: Post BB $0.20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Resistance []
faaaastGreGG: Raise $0.60
3 folds
Resistance: Call $0.50
Bajnok18: Call $0.40
*** FLOP *** [:Ac:]
Resistance: Check
Bajnok18: Check
faaaastGreGG: Bet $2.00
Resistance: Raise $5.00
Bajnok18: Fold
faaaastGreGG: Allin $19.65
Resistance: Fold
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.90 Rake $0.55
faaaastGreGG: wins $27.90

I check-raised him to find out if he really did have the flush, he told me he had the flush, so I went "OMFG HE'S GOT THE FLUSH" and folded.

He then told me in the chat that he had AA. I realised then that he could've pushed with any set, another 45, the Kc, or the flush. And I felt that my fold was the most retarded one ever.

[Da GOAT]

dont have HH but never forget how bad i played it.

in a nutshell

Hero QQ

Raise PF, get 3 callers .one behind me plus the blinds

Flop comes 789

2 checks to me, i bet 3/4's, CO RR, Blinds both go allin.

I go WFT, then i go to tilt city, go allin, CO calls.

Cant remember which guy won but they had sets of 7,8,9's.

Ugh i was an idiot to call.

[Fnord]

I paid too much attention on what I was trying to do with the hand and not enough on what he was doing.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Fnord ($198)
BB ($247)
UTG ($167.20)
MP ($158.95)
Button ($240.35)

Preflop: Fnord is SB with A, 4.
2 folds, Button raises to $5, Fnord raises to $20, BB calls $18, Button raises to $35, Fnord calls $15, BB calls $15.

Flop: ($105) Q, 3, 2 (3 players)
Fnord checks, BB checks, Button bets $32, Fnord raises to $163, BB folds, Button calls $131.

Turn: ($431) 7 (2 players)

River: ($431) K (2 players)

Final Pot: $431

Results:
Fnord has Ac 4c (high card, ace).
Button has As Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Button wins $431.

[IowaSkinsFan]

Really stupid river call..
PokerStars Game #7181886184: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/11/26 - 09:45:41 (ET)
Table 'Arachne' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($45.25 in chips)
Seat 3: psellers1703 ($11.55 in chips)
Seat 4: KillDonkeys ($52.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Gudrs ($168.10 in chips)
Seat 6: echowolff ($12.15 in chips)
psellers1703: posts small blind $0.25
KillDonkeys: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Jh Kd]
Gudrs: folds
3GEORGE33 joins the table at seat #2
echowolff: calls $0.50
redgrape: raises $2 to $2.50
psellers1703: folds
KillDonkeys: calls $2
echowolff: folds
*** FLOP *** [Js 7c 6h]
KillDonkeys: checks
redgrape: bets $3.50
KillDonkeys: calls $3.50
*** TURN *** [Js 7c 6h] [4h]
KillDonkeys: checks
redgrape: bets $8
KillDonkeys: calls $8
*** RIVER *** [Js 7c 6h 4h] [6c]
KillDonkeys: bets $20
KillDonkeys said, "A k no good"
redgrape: calls $20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KillDonkeys: shows [6s Ac] (three of a kind, Sixes)
redgrape: mucks hand
KillDonkeys collected $66.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $68.75 | Rake $2
Board [Js 7c 6h 4h 6c]
Seat 1: redgrape (button) mucked [Jh Kd]
Seat 3: psellers1703 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: KillDonkeys (big blind) showed [6s Ac] and won ($66.75) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: Gudrs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: echowolff folded before Flop

[gingerwizard]

POKERSTARS GAME #7146470561: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.05/$0.10) - 2006/11/23 - 19:39:13 (ET)
Table 'Yrsa' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Lee768 ($3.05 in chips)
Seat 2: Raphta ($10.30 in chips)
Seat 3: darigaaz79 ($21.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Idiot ($9.75 in chips)
Seat 5: TexasAmerica ($7.55 in chips)
Seat 6: imwinninit ($7.35 in chips)
Seat 7: mandrake38 ($4.35 in chips)
Seat 8: champ3353 ($5.90 in chips)
Seat 9: [z-zone]Tina ($12.70 in chips)
[z-zone]Tina: posts small blind $0.05
Lee768: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Idiot [Ad Kd]
Raphta: folds
darigaaz79: calls $0.10
Idiot: raises $0.40 to $0.50
TexasAmerica: folds
imwinninit: folds
mandrake38: folds
champ3353: folds
champ3353 is sitting out
[z-zone]Tina: calls $0.45
Lee768: folds
darigaaz79: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c Qs 3s]
[z-zone]Tina: bets $1
Idiot: calls $1
*** TURN *** [4c Qs 3s] [4h]
[z-zone]Tina: bets $1.60
Idiot: raises $6.65 to $8.25 and is all-in
[z-zone]Tina: calls $6.65
*** RIVER *** [4c Qs 3s 4h] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
[z-zone]Tina: shows [3h 3d] (a full house, Threes full of Fours)

[Dislexsik]

Cheaper By The Dozen 10475329-31273 Holdem No Limit $0.25/$0.50
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Hand Start.
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 1 : evil wilko has $44.47
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 2 : Ilaughatyou has $115.10
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 3 : ~Camel~ has $41.90
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 4 : mewantmoney has $226.70
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 5 : Adders123 has $18.81
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 6 : Runegood has $23.19
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 8 : modoc has $88.35
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Seat 9 : Jpimp has $89.48
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : Ilaughatyou is the dealer.
[Oct 18 23:39:44] : ~Camel~ posted small blind.
[Oct 18 23:39:45] : mewantmoney posted big blind.
[Oct 18 23:39:45] : Game [31273] started with 8 players.
[Oct 18 23:39:45] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Oct 18 23:39:45] : Seat 2 : Ilaughatyou has 3d Qh
[Oct 18 23:39:47] : Adders123 folded.
[Oct 18 23:39:49] : Runegood folded.
[Oct 18 23:39:49] : modoc folded.
[Oct 18 23:39:52] : Jpimp folded.
[Oct 18 23:39:52] : evil wilko folded.
[Oct 18 23:39:56] : Ilaughatyou called $0.50 and raised $114.60 and is All-in
[Oct 18 23:40:03] : ~Camel~ : lol
[Oct 18 23:40:39] : ~Camel~ : i wish i had AA
[Oct 18 23:40:41] : ~Camel~ folded.
[Oct 18 23:40:44] : Ilaughatyou : lol
[Oct 18 23:40:47] : mewantmoney folded.
[Oct 18 23:40:48] : Ilaughatyou wins $1.25 as the last player standing
[Oct 18 23:40:51] : Hand is over.



Horror Planet 10474805-87458 Holdem No Limit $0.25/$0.50
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Hand Start.
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 1 : SidSerious has $36.56
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 2 : Detroit Jim has $49.01
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 3 : PickerJohn has $22.79
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 4 : harrry has $95.82
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 5 : scoopdaddie has $45.20
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 6 : Ilaughatyou has $85.76
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 7 : JAKO has $11.30
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 8 : Mates501 has $38.69
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 9 : playskool has $39.80
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Ilaughatyou is the dealer.
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : JAKO posted small blind.
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Mates501 posted big blind.
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Game [87458] started with 9 players.
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Oct 20 21:43:56] : Seat 6 : Ilaughatyou has As 9h
[Oct 20 21:43:57] : playskool folded.
[Oct 20 21:43:59] : SidSerious folded.
[Oct 20 21:44:00] : Detroit Jim folded.
[Oct 20 21:44:00] : PickerJohn folded.
[Oct 20 21:44:02] : harrry folded.
[Oct 20 21:44:02] : scoopdaddie folded.
[Oct 20 21:44:07] : Ilaughatyou called $0.50 and raised $2
[Oct 20 21:44:07] : JAKO folded.
[Oct 20 21:44:13] : Mates501 called $2 and raised $4
[Oct 20 21:44:20] : Ilaughatyou called $4
[Oct 20 21:44:20] : Dealing flop.
[Oct 20 21:44:20] : Board cards [7d 5s Jc]
[Oct 20 21:44:26] : Mates501 bet $10
[Oct 20 21:44:30] : Ilaughatyou called $10 and raised $20
[Oct 20 21:44:32] : Mates501 called $20 and raised $2.19 and is All-in
[Oct 20 21:44:32] : Under-Raise rules are now in effect.
[Oct 20 21:44:34] : Ilaughatyou called $2.19
[Oct 20 21:44:34] : Showdown!
[Oct 20 21:44:34] : Seat 6 : Ilaughatyou has As 9h
[Oct 20 21:44:36] : Seat 6 : Ilaughatyou has As 9h
[Oct 20 21:44:36] : Seat 8 : Mates501 has Ad Ac
[Oct 20 21:44:42] : Board cards [7d 5s Jc 2d Th]
[Oct 20 21:44:42] : Seat 8 : Mates501 has Ad Ac
[Oct 20 21:44:42] : Mates501 has Pair: Aces
[Oct 20 21:44:42] : Seat 6 : Ilaughatyou has As 9h
[Oct 20 21:44:42] : Ilaughatyou has High Card : Ace
[Oct 20 21:44:42] : Mates501 wins $74.63 with Pair: Aces
[Oct 20 21:44:52] : Hand is over.

[Pulpstar]

POKERSTARS GAME #6929467705: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/11/07 - 12:56:53 (ET)
Table 'Sibylla IV' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: goldwing4 ($41.55 in chips)
Seat 2: tullybaby06 ($45.60 in chips)
Seat 3: HeadRed24 ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: new_casanova ($5.90 in chips)
Seat 5: el_pedrin0 ($203.05 in chips)
Seat 6: abra#1 ($35.95 in chips)
Seat 7: MPGPA10 ($35.50 in chips)
Seat 8: snoweed ($24.40 in chips)
Seat 9: Pulpstar ($50 in chips)
new_casanova: posts small blind $0.25
el_pedrin0: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Pulpstar [9s 9h]
abra#1: folds
MPGPA10: folds
snoweed: folds
Pulpstar: raises $1 to $1.50
goldwing4: folds
tullybaby06: calls $1.50
HeadRed24: folds
new_casanova: folds
goldwing4 is sitting out
el_pedrin0: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Ts Td 6h]
el_pedrin0: bets $5
Pulpstar: raises $9 to $14
tullybaby06: folds
el_pedrin0: raises $13 to $27
Pulpstar: raises $21.50 to $48.50 and is all-in
el_pedrin0: calls $21.50
*** TURN *** [Ts Td 6h] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Ts Td 6h 4h] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
el_pedrin0: shows [Tc 9d] (three of a kind, Tens)
Pulpstar: mucks hand
el_pedrin0 collected $98.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $101.75 | Rake $3
Board [Ts Td 6h 4h Ac]
Seat 1: goldwing4 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: tullybaby06 folded on the Flop
Seat 3: HeadRed24 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: new_casanova (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: el_pedrin0 (big blind) showed [Tc 9d] and won ($98.75) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: abra#1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: MPGPA10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: snoweed folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Pulpstar mucked [9s 9h]

[Warpe]

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $20
Hero: $114.90
CO: $100
Button: $187.35
SB: $105.20
BB: $61.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG+1 with K J
Hero calls, CO folds, Button raises to $4.5, SB calls, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: K 6 K ($14.5, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, Button bets $9, SB folds, Hero raises to $27, Button calls.

Turn: 5 ($68.5, 3 players)
Hero is all-in $83.4, Button calls.

River: 2 ($235.3, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $235.3)


Results:
Final pot: $235.3
Button showed Ad Ks
Hero showed Kd Jd

[swiggidy]

I was up 3 buy-ins today, then dropped all three to end the night the last was set vs flopped straight. 23 on 456 board so whatever. The other two...

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.25/$0.50
5 players
Converter

[b]This one I was sick of people pushing me around. So kinda tilt

Stack sizes:
UTG: $52
CO: $93.55
Button: $28.40
Hero: $45.50
BB: $40.95

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with A 8
3 folds, Hero raises to $2, BB calls.

Flop: Q A J ($4, 2 players)
Hero bets $3, BB raises to $7, Hero calls.

Turn: 2 ($18, 2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $12, Hero raises all-in $36.5, BB calls all-in $19.95.
Uncalled bets: $4.55 returned to Hero.

River: 9 ($81.9, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $81.9)

Results:
Final pot: $81.9
Hero showed As 8d
BB showed Ac Qh

This one I said "no fucking way you have QJ"

Stack sizes:
UTG: $30.85
Hero: $68.20
Button: $67.65
SB: $50.75
BB: $33.40

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is CO with K K
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: 5 Q J ($6, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $4, SB raises to $12, BB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: 7 ($30, 2 players)
SB bets $15, Hero raises to $44.5, SB calls all-in $21.75.
Uncalled bets: $7.75 returned to Hero.

River: 6 ($103.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $103.5)

Results:
Final pot: $103.5
Hero showed Kd Kh
SB showed Qh Jh

[Vrax]

Just got PT and went to lowest stakes in order to warm-up after long break. $10 buyin == I'm crazy nutcase.




I decided to push because I thought lots of people like to play back at raiser then fold or call with crap.

Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($3.75)
SB ($7.01)
BB ($10.62)
UTG ($10.25)
Hero ($10.65)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 5, 5. SB posts a blind of $0.05.
UTG calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.45, Button calls $0.45, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.35.

Flop: ($1.50) 7, 7, J (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1, Button folds, UTG raises to $3.2, Hero raises to $10.2, UTG calls $6.60.

Turn: ($21.50) 8 (2 players)

River: ($21.50) K (2 players)

Final Pot: $21.50

Results in white below:
UTG has 5c 7c (three of a kind, sevens).
Hero has 5s 5h (two pair, sevens and fives).
Outcome: UTG wins $21.50.

Tried to sucker-punch calling station on river and got konfuzed by his check/push.

Paradise Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($9.85)
SB ($11.75)
BB ($9.48)
UTG ($11.69)

Preflop: Hero is Button with T, A. SB posts a blind of $0.05.
UTG calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.7, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.60.

Flop: ($1.55) 4, 6, 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($1.55) 3 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($1.55) A (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.3, UTG raises to $10.99, Hero calls $7.85.

Final Pot: $21.69

Results in white below:
UTG has Kh 7h (flush, ace high).
Hero has Td Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $21.69.

[givememyleg]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($45.90)
MP ($23)
Button ($15.10)
SB ($22.20)
Hero ($29)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 7, 7.
1 fold, MP calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50.

Flop: ($2.25) 5, 6, 7 (3 players)
SB bets $0.75, Hero raises to $2.25, MP folds, SB calls $1.50.

Turn: ($6.75) 4 (2 players)
SB bets $19.2 (All-In), Hero calls $19.20.

River: ($45.15) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $45.15

Hero has 7h 7d (full house, sevens full of fours).
SB has 8s Ah (straight, eight high).
Outcome: Hero wins $45.15.

obv

[Huey]

This one was pretty funny. At least I was right that he was weak on the flop.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($108.75)
BB ($86.50)
UTG ($100)
UTG+1 ($132.90)
MP1 ($95)
MP2 ($32.80)
MP3 ($165.05)
Hero ($100)
Button ($80.25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, A. UTG posts a blind of $1.
UTG (poster) checks, 4 folds, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, SB calls $4.50, 1 fold, UTG folds.

Flop: ($12) T, 8, 5 (2 players)
SB bets $7, Hero raises to $17, SB raises to $30, Hero calls $13.

Turn: ($72) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $40, SB calls $40.

River: ($152) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $33.75 (All-In), Hero calls $25 (All-In).

Final Pot: $210.75

Results in white below:
SB has 7d 7c (full house, sevens full of eights).
Hero has Qd As (one pair, eights).
Outcome: SB wins $210.75.

[Genitruc]

Two hands from tonight. This thread is over :

1)

***** Hand History for Game 5485056639 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 06, 00:21:07 ET 2006
Table Table 127009 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Ser1KinG ( $245.01 )
Seat 2: jandreu ( $210.40 )
Seat 3: akAdemo ( $182.80 )
Seat 6: HERO ( $208.20 )
Seat 5: hor_pow ( $200 )
Seat 4: longlong5201 ( $238 )
akAdemo posts small blind [$1].
hor_pow posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ 7c Jc ]
longlong5201 has left the table.
HERO raises [$7]
Ser1KinG raises [$20]
jandreu folds.
akAdemo folds.
hor_pow folds.
HERO raises [$59]
Ser1KinG is all-In.
HERO is all-In.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, Ks, 7d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]
HERO shows [ 7c, Jc ]a pair of Sevens.
Ser1KinG shows [ Kc, Kd ]three of a kind, Kings.
Ser1KinG wins $36.81 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, Kings.
Ser1KinG wins $417.40 from the main pot with three of a kind, Kings.
#Game No : 5485061363

2)

***** Hand History for Game 5485119646 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 06, 01:21:49 ET 2006
Table Table 125446 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: pokergamlor ( $157.36 )
Seat 5: Ever_Greenx ( $256.55 )
Seat 6: HERO ( $447.50 )
Seat 3: Afltone ( $113.75 )
Seat 4: hor_pow ( $197.90 )
Seat 2: dsmi8317 ( $200 )
Ever_Greenx posts small blind [$1].
HERO posts big blind [$2].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ 9d 6h ]
pokergamlor calls [$2]
Afltone folds.
hor_pow folds.
Ever_Greenx calls [$1]
HERO checks.

** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, Jd, 6s ]
Ever_Greenx checks.
HERO checks.
pokergamlor checks.

** Dealing Turn ** [ Td ]
Ever_Greenx checks.
HERO bets [$5]
pokergamlor calls [$5]
Ever_Greenx folds.

** Dealing River ** [ Kc ]
HERO bets [$14]
pokergamlor raises [$40]
HERO is all-In.
pokergamlor is all-In.
pokergamlor shows [ Th, Kh ]two pairs, Kings and Tens.
HERO shows [ 9d, 6h ]a pair of Sixes.
HERO wins $290.14 from side pot #1 with a pair of Sixes.
pokergamlor wins $314.72 from the main pot with two pairs, Kings and Tens.

[Phantaroth]

My two worst hands ever:

I don't have the HH because I quit the table in shame before It updated.

I have A9 suited in the SB. I raise to about 1.50 , BB just calls. Flop is like 23Q and I check, he checks. Turn is something like a J and I raise to 3.50, he calls. River is another J, he raises, I push, and he calls with 2 pair. Ace high no goot.

My other hand is basically the same thing, me pushing with Ace high vs an opponent showing strength for me to find he actually has strength.

Oh well.

[givememyleg]

Two hands from tonight. This thread is over :

1)

***** Hand History for Game 5485056639 *****
$200 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 06, 00:21:07 ET 2006
Table Table 127009 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Ser1KinG ( $245.01 )
Seat 2: jandreu ( $210.40 )
Seat 3: akAdemo ( $182.80 )
Seat 6: HERO ( $208.20 )
Seat 5: hor_pow ( $200 )
Seat 4: longlong5201 ( $238 )
akAdemo posts small blind [$1].
hor_pow posts big blind [$2].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ 7c Jc ]
longlong5201 has left the table.
HERO raises [$7]
Ser1KinG raises [$20]
jandreu folds.
akAdemo folds.
hor_pow folds.
HERO raises [$59]
Ser1KinG is all-In.
HERO is all-In.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, Ks, 7d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 5c ]
HERO shows [ 7c, Jc ]a pair of Sevens.
Ser1KinG shows [ Kc, Kd ]three of a kind, Kings.
Ser1KinG wins $36.81 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, Kings.
Ser1KinG wins $417.40 from the main pot with three of a kind, Kings.
#Game No : 5485061363

[Reidak]

Texas Hold'em $0.50-$1 NL (real money), hand #1,297,029,806
Table Natchez, 1 Jan 1900 6:41 PM ET

Seat 2: kornikka ($91.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Tef tef ($130.05 in chips)
Seat 4: midas25 ($46.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Mac702 ($57.65 in chips)
Seat 10: jishuujishuu [ AS,AC ] ($44.25 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
jishuujishuu posts blind ($0.25), kornikka posts blind ($0.50).

PRE-FLOP
Tef tef calls $0.50, midas25 calls $0.50, Mac702 calls $0.50, jishuujishuu bets $2.75, kornikka calls $2.50, Tef tef calls $2.50, midas25 calls $2.50, Mac702 calls $2.50.

FLOP [board cards 2S,AD,KC ]
jishuujishuu checks, kornikka checks, Tef tef checks, midas25 checks, Mac702 checks.

TURN [board cards 2S,AD,KC,5C ]
jishuujishuu bets $4, kornikka calls $4, Tef tef calls $4, midas25 folds, Mac702 calls $4.

RIVER [board cards 2S,AD,KC,5C,8C ]
jishuujishuu checks, kornikka checks, Tef tef bets $5, Mac702 bets $50.65 and is all-in, jishuujishuu folds, kornikka folds, Tef tef calls $45.65.

SHOWDOWN
Mac702 shows [ JS,5D ]
Tef tef shows [ 2C,2D ]
Tef tef wins $131.30.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Mac702
Pot: $132.30, (including rake: $1)
kornikka loses $7
Tef tef bets $57.65, collects $131.30, net $73.65
midas25 loses $3
Mac702 loses $57.65
jishuujishuu loses $7

I WIN!

[martindcx1e]

wow we suck

[swiggidy]

wow jishu, you fucked up every street (except river). I think you might win

[lolzzz_321]

find the latest FTR private game thread

[givememyleg]

find the latest FTR private game thread

but those arent bad everyone is just thinking on the 574th level!!

[Miffed22001]

Probably not a horrible play but every time i look back at this today i think god why did i do that.

400nl or whatever on bodog
i have 1.1k UTG covers, MP1 is 100bbs deep ui think
UTG limps
MP something limps
Miffed raises to 4bbs
UTG reraises to 20bbs
MP1 calls
Miffed on button raises to 65bbs (something like 240?)
UTG calls
MP1 folds

Flop
k9x two spades
UTG bets all in Miff tanks and calls.
UTG shows 99 Miff cries.

[lolzzz_321]

miff come donate in the 300nl games, shorthanded is real poker bud

[Miffed22001]

miff come donate in the 300nl games, shorthanded is real poker bud

still trying to decide if i like bodog or not

Edit: actually no, im still trying to get used to 3bodg tables over my 4 tribeca tables, been making mistakes while getting rushed.

[lolzzz_321]

[lolzzz_321]

my fave is when u time out and it auto folds u

[Jupit3r]

Just made an ultimately bad play that has to be my worst ever. It all happened 5 mins ago. The table was very tight until this dude came and made me freak out or something... I lost some $ earlier too so I guess I was tilting.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP2 ($6.70)
MP3 ($5.55)
CO ($7.30)
Button ($10.30)
Hero ($11.10)
BB ($10.70)
UTG ($7.25)
UTG+1 ($14.35)
MP1 ($9.65)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, A.
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.10, MP2 calls $0.10, 2 folds, Button calls $0.10, Hero raises to $0.5, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.40, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.40, Button folds.

Flop: ($1.80) 4, 4, 3 (3 players)
Hero bets $0.9, UTG calls $0.90, MP2 folds.

Turn: ($3.60) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $4, Hero calls $4.

River: ($11.60) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.85 (All-In), Hero calls $1.85.

Final Pot: $15.30

Villain had 46o...