haha i punked the shit out of jordan berkowitz, then i started being nice and he ended up buying us a round of shots!! hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
for those who dont know, jordan won the wcoop last year, and theres been alot of stuff posted about how big of an idiot this guy was. he dresses like a street corner pimp and looks goofy as hell. we saw him come in the bar we were at so i set out to embarass him in front of his people. i head for a place past him and do the purposeful bump in shoulders and keep walking. that kid comes and finds me on the dance floor and says WTF IS UP or some gay thug shit like that. i say its all good and stick out my hand for high five, he goes for it and i pull it away!!! bwned!!! i then put my hand on him and push him out of the way so i can go back to my table. b-i-t-c-h-e-d.
a few minutes later he comes over with his boy and they start talking mad shit. something about how i was a pussy and that the bouncers will look the other way because they know them, and that we should go outside etc., etc. for the first few minutes im talking alot of shit to this guy, but since no one has stabbed him yet i start backing off. i start explaining how doing the fake high five wasn't trying to be mean to him, and he eventually believed. some time during this a girl came over and showed her tits. ha! hilarious. at the end of this thing he sticks his hand out to give me a hand slap, and to prove i wasnt going to pull it away i turned my head away and stuck out the hand. this was to show that he could slap my hand any time and i wouldnt be able to pull it away because i couldnt see it. this pissed him off though so i turned around, gave him a quick fake high five gesture then laughed and said JKJKJK. then i gave him real high five.
time passes and i see him again. i tell him im going to buy him a shot, and the two crews get to talking. he admits he won the WCOOP and is a baller. i tell him that means he should buy the shots. he agreeds and buys a round of 9 shots so we all are covered. he thought this was a baller move but the fact is this is just him getting bwned for a second time.
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