Stackin donkeys with QQ

[Slash]

This hand was really shocking too me..... I reraised too 500 because I knew one of these ass-clowns would call. In 6 hands at the table donk #1 and 2 have been in 2 all in hands against eachother both with sub-par (They were the bad LAGG's, not good ones). It was madness really. I dont think ive ever seen a call as bad as this, can anyone top it?

Hand #39069685-6 at Fri3amA-004 (No Limit tournament Hold'em)
Started at 26/Jan/07 03:07:16

ultimaterock is at seat 0 with 1505.
bestoneyet is at seat 1 with 1390.
asesfourme is at seat 2 with 1550.
Buckethead3 is at seat 3 with 1490.
fossilman99 is at seat 4 with 1065.
Si1verFox is at seat 5 with 1490.
boochan is at seat 6 with 2375.
Warlock07 is at seat 7 with 1470.
actiondavidk is at seat 8 with 1205.
letsgamble69 is at seat 9 with 3875.
The button is at seat 2.

Buckethead3 posts the small blind of 5.
fossilman99 posts the big blind of 10.

ultimaterock: -- --
bestoneyet: -- --
asesfourme: -- --
Buckethead3: Qh Qs
fossilman99: -- --
Si1verFox: -- --
boochan: -- --
Warlock07: -- --
actiondavidk: -- --
letsgamble69: -- --

Pre-flop:

Si1verFox folds.
boochan folds.
Warlock07 folds.
actiondavidk calls.
letsgamble69 raises to 70.
ultimaterock folds.
bestoneyet calls.
asesfourme folds.
Buckethead3 re-raises to 505.
fossilman99 folds.
actiondavidk folds.
letsgamble69 calls.
bestoneyet calls.

Flop (board: 4c 2c 9h):

Buckethead3 goes all-in for 985.
letsgamble69 folds.
bestoneyet goes all-in for 885.
Buckethead3 is returned 100 (uncalled).

Tournament all-in showdown -- players show:

bestoneyet shows 8d Tc.
Buckethead3 shows Qh Qs.


Turn (board: 4c 2c 9h Jh):
River (board: 4c 2c 9h Jh 5s):
It was funny he said he called because he thought it "looked like a bluff....."

[Sprayed]

Bad players always think that people are bluffing them. When you encounter these folks, bet big with your big hands and value bet them to death.

[johnny_fish]

I don't like your preflop reraise but it really doesn't matter vs. donkeys.

[FlyingSaucy]

I shocked myself when I decided to play like this early on in a donkament the other day. It was less than 10 hands in, and I had already pegged this guy as a major nutcase. Limp/call almost every hand up to this point.
Of course he limped along with a couple others, I raised my KK some ridiculous amount, like 15-20x the big blind, and he called, flop came up J x x. He bet the flop and I shoved the rest in, he called and flipped over J8 suited.

This ridiculous overraise does work, but you have to be dead certain that you are up against a donkey.

[Slash]

I shocked myself when I decided to play like this early on in a donkament the other day. It was less than 10 hands in, and I had already pegged this guy as a major nutcase. Limp/call almost every hand up to this point.
Of course he limped along with a couple others, I raised my KK some ridiculous amount, like 15-20x the big blind, and he called, flop came up J x x. He bet the flop and I shoved the rest in, he called and flipped over J8 suited.

This ridiculous overraise does work, but you have to be dead certain that you are up against a donkey.

I was DEAD certain.... he hadnt folded pre-flop yet and went to showdown like 5 of the first 6 hands or something with just ridiculous hands! WOOT GOTTA LOVE ASS-CLOWNS!