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    Default Oh yeah! base tan time!

    Im a canuck, from toronto. French people.. i mean Quebec people hate us, everyone else hates them and likes us because we so ballin. Anyways today it was 21 degrees celcius. I dont know what that is in farenheit, but fyi your a dinosaur now. lol metricaments. Anyways I threw out the hammock in the bacyard and laid in it for a good hour. Its amazing how good the sun feels after so long. apparently theres some major health benefits with vitamins and such, chyea cancer but they will cure that. its nth level thinking.

    anyways anyone got any tips or tricks to their tanning technique? Maybe some people don't tan because they are fair skinned. Maybe we can help them out. Put some butter on your creamy ass and make you do some laps or something. Nobody loves a ghost.

    FYI im not one of those tanaholic pretty boys. Just feels so good after freezings your nuts off up until this point. Especially when they are shaved.

    -jishu
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    i went tanning for 20 mins and got burned in 70 degree weather.

    Irish skin for the winnar! No suntan lotion cuz i thought i wasn't a bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jishu
    ...tanaholic pretty boys...
    paging Lukie..
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    Jishu?? I knew you were Canadian but not Toronto, What up with that? Where?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Jishu?? I knew you were Canadian but not Toronto, What up with that? Where?
    I live in the GTA, but is says Toronto on my mail :P. I live in East Scarborough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jishu
    I live in East Scarborough.
    I'm a West Hill High boy...
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    lolol so what do french ppl have to do with tanning? Besides that the girls here are better looking, more tanned, etc?:P
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    Lukie says the trick is lots and lots of baby oil. He said it's preferable to have a partner so they can apply it in all those hard to reach places.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Jishu
    ...tanaholic pretty boys...
    paging Lukie..
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Lukie says the trick is lots and lots of baby oil. He said it's preferable to have a partner so they can apply it in all those hard to reach places.
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    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bode-ist
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by Jishu
    ...tanaholic pretty boys...
    paging Lukie..
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Lukie says the trick is lots and lots of baby oil. He said it's preferable to have a partner so they can apply it in all those hard to reach places.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jishu
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    ...tanaholic pretty boys...
    paging Lukie..
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Lukie says the trick is lots and lots of baby oil. He said it's preferable to have a partner so they can apply it in all those hard to reach places.
    paging Gayb...
    Paging awesome quote string..
    Does anyone still have a pager?
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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    ...tanaholic pretty boys...
    paging Lukie..
    Quote Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye
    Lukie says the trick is lots and lots of baby oil. He said it's preferable to have a partner so they can apply it in all those hard to reach places.
    paging Gayb...
    Paging awesome quote string..
    Does anyone still have a pager?
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    haha funny thread
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    tip: don't let this happen


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    oh well. after a few painfull nights youll have a nice tan.

    we just gout our first day that was warm and sunny enough to tan, so i didnt overdo it since its been a while
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    that was last summer actually... and it was more like a week of painful nights, followed by a few days of my entire chest/back peeling... i didnt even get much tan from it either, my skins pigment is teh suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Got body fat?
    No.
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    Fairskin and Sun and Baby oil don't mix. I didnt when I was 19 and got skin cancer. I have to be real careful now when I go out in the sun. If you get the wrong type of skin cancer there is nothing they can do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Got body fat?
    I lol'd.
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    What's body fat good for anyway, well besides being fat.
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    I spent the day walking around downtown. First time nice weather here in awhile, like 75F. Anyway, my feet hurt and my face is a little burnt. Too much poker and not enough outdoors time is killing me (but helping me bank account!) Now that the weather has broken I'm gonna try to spend more time outdoors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    tip: don't let this happen


    WTF should this be NSWF? I mean, I know this chick has no tits but c'mon.....is this child porn or something?


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    lol ug you crack me up
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    lol, my wife actually made the comment, "what the heck are you looking at?" I think she saw your pics out of the corner of her eye when she was picking up laundry or something. she thought I was looking at porn!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    lol, my wife actually made the comment, "what the heck are you looking at?" I think she saw your pics out of the corner of her eye when she was picking up laundry or something. she thought I was looking at porn!
    don't know about you but i think i was turned on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by |~|ypermegachi
    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    lol, my wife actually made the comment, "what the heck are you looking at?" I think she saw your pics out of the corner of her eye when she was picking up laundry or something. she thought I was looking at porn!
    don't know about you but i think i was turned on...
    Too far.


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    Jishu is coming out with some mad thread LOL keep it up!!

    im Irish and we don the true white pasty skin that no sun shall ever tan. we are human milk bottles
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da GOAT
    Jishu is coming out with some mad thread LOL keep it up!!

    im Irish and we don the true white pasty skin that no sun shall ever tan. we are human milk bottles
    Im running good.

    Anyways i got a TR. I just drove up to wasaga beach for a couple family birthdays. Weather was amazing, water was freezing. On saturday I got up around 3, had a great dinner and watched blades of glory. Sometime in there I snuck in 20 minutes of tanning. Anyways Today (sunday) I enjoyed a big breakfast with the family and started to grind out some mellanoma (sp.?) From 10:30 until 11:30 I was roasting on the back porch. At one time I had my head down over the lounger and was gettin made fun of because it looked (and was) uncomfortable. My bro chirped me about my tan lines and I laughed and said what tan lines?, whitey! Got a good lol. Anyways im back and ive got a sweet tan. A touch red on my chest but nothing bad at all. Doesnt hurt or nothin. gg.

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