A Gift for Lukie

[bigred]

Someone finally made a manual for you buddy. Now stories can end in "and I took her home" instead of "she totally wanted me but I decided to leave." No need to thank me buddy.

Penis Manual

[bigspenda73]

YES !!!!!

Ladies, Im easily 20% above average. Come and get it.

[Lukie]

ahhh thanks man, how nice of you

[gabe]

some of this stuff is surprising

wow

[Galapogos]

This isn't a veiled brag, but doesn't that average penis size seem kind of small?

[bigspenda73]

This isn't a veiled brag, but doesn't that average penis size seem kind of small?

Shut up! LoL

I think it's because it's over a sample of all ages?

[bigred]

I think most people also over measure their penis in their mind, etc. Galapagos, I may have been drunk but I never forgot a tiny penis like urs.

[boost]

This isn't a veiled brag, but doesn't that average penis size seem kind of small?

haha yah... and then..

Farthest medically recorded ejaculation


11.7 inches

wtf? the goal when youre hitting it from behind is to pull out and try to kick a field goal... I know Ive put 3 points on the scoreboard before, and I havent been fucking midgets...

[bigspenda73]

Yea, 11.7 inches? Last time (seems like forever...lol) I rainbowed over the bitches head from behind her. Look on her face was priceless when it hit the wall in front of her.

I really think it's supposed to be 11.7 feet.

[Miffed22001]

Average length and diameter (erect)
5.1 x 1.6 inches


wtf? thats so big!!!!!!!

[Galapogos]

I think most people also over measure their penis in their mind, etc. Galapagos, I may have been drunk but I never forgot a tiny penis like urs.

It was all the whiskey! Seriously, that's like never happened before!

[boost]

Average length and diameter (erect)
5.1 x 1.6 inches


wtf? thats so big!!!!!!!

no but really ... 1.6inches diameter? thats like ... way off. A pencil is an inch around..

[swiggidy]

no but really ... 1.6inches diameter? thats like ... way off. A pencil is an inch around..

maybe college would be good for you?

A circle

[bigred]

no but really ... 1.6inches diameter? thats like ... way off. A pencil is an inch around..

maybe college would be good for you?

A circle

LOL

[donkbee]

no but really ... 1.6inches diameter? thats like ... way off. A pencil is an inch around..

maybe college would be good for you?

A circle

LOL

[donkbee]

I think most people also over measure their penis in their mind, etc.

god, QFT.

[Benoso]

CAUTION!
The testicles need to be slightly cooler than normal body temperature for optimum sperm production. That's why they hang away from the body. Hot baths and tight underwear can depress sperm count and movement.

Really?

[swiggidy]

Really?

yes, this may be good if you don't want babies

[Galapogos]

Average number of ejaculatory spurts
3 to 10

I just noticed this now. Has anyone ever done 10 spurts??? That's crazy!

[JL]

When intercourse is not possible, consider revving your engine manually.

I lol'ed

[boost]

no but really ... 1.6inches diameter? thats like ... way off. A pencil is an inch around..

maybe college would be good for you?

A circle

LOL

lolololoops

still 1inch... average? so there are probably lot of people well below that.. hmm.

[phantom_lord]

Chief ingredient
Fructose sugar

"sure it's only sugar..."

[donkbee]

there are probably lot of people well below that.. hmm.

it's really quite unfortunate!

[mrhappy333]

Average number of ejaculatory spurts
3 to 10

I just noticed this now. Has anyone ever done 10 spurts??? That's crazy!

Try Lecithin supplements. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lecithin

Some guy told me about this when I worked at the gym, I took it for like 2 weeks, didn't have sex or wack off for 3 days and Holy Shit!! I swear I coulda put out fires!! My woman thought it was a bit much.

[Lukie]

Average length and diameter (erect)
5.1 x 1.6 inches


wtf? thats so big!!!!!!!

no but really ... 1.6inches diameter? thats like ... way off. A pencil is an inch around..

.....

[boost]

there are probably lot of people well below that.. hmm.

it's really quite unfortunate!

lolonotforme

[gabe]

there are probably lot of people well below that.. hmm.

it's really quite unfortunate!

if there was one type of women that wouldn't care about size, i would think it would be asians

no offense or anything, just trying to push some stereotypes

[boost]

oddly a stereotype for asian women is that htey are very deep....

confirm/deny courtie?

[gabe]

but its not even totally about that

maybe im way off

[bigred]

oddly a stereotype for asian women is that htey are very deep....

confirm/deny courtie?

I feel like that contradicts the AZN men? agrree?

[a500lbgorilla]

they're all sloots.

[Lukie]

there are probably lot of people well below that.. hmm.

it's really quite unfortunate!

if there was one type of women that wouldn't care about size, i would think it would be asians

no offense or anything, just trying to push some stereotypes

damnit, you were supposed to wait until I was up so I could say something funny too ahhhh hyachachach

[donkbee]

uhhh I definitely care about size

there's a reason why I won't date asians anymore

[Xianti]

uhhh I definitely care about size
there's a reason why I won't date asians anymore

I've got a surprise for you.

[Da GOAT]

lol X man!!!

Wouldnt the average tho be brought down alot by asians and such (warning stereotype) and isnt there alot more of that race in the world (warning guessing)?

[vqc]

lol X man!!!

Wouldnt the average tho be brought down alot by asians and such (warning stereotype) and isnt there alot more of that race in the world (warning guessing)?

yes.
Lots of asian peoples with small penises destroy the average.
Them eastern asianers really fuck with the averages, its annoying.

Thats the reason why i wont date asians anymore.
I just cant feel anything and its getting annoying.
=)

[Da GOAT]

lol X man!!!

Wouldnt the average tho be brought down alot by asians and such (warning stereotype) and isnt there alot more of that race in the world (warning guessing)?

yes.
Lots of asian peoples with small penises destroy the average.
Them eastern asianers really fuck with the averages, its annoying.

Thats the reason why i wont date asians anymore.
I just cant feel anything and its getting annoying.
=)

just to clear up to the noobs on this forum. CQC is a MAN lol!!!

Heres a funny thought, how many men have actually at a time measured yourself (warning i dont want results)?? I measured once only when i was about i dunno about 14 y/o

LOL and when men hear the average size, dont they all say ''hate to be that size''. are some liars,some must be that or smaller ?

[vqc]

lol X man!!!

Wouldnt the average tho be brought down alot by asians and such (warning stereotype) and isnt there alot more of that race in the world (warning guessing)?

yes.
Lots of asian peoples with small penises destroy the average.
Them eastern asianers really fuck with the averages, its annoying.

Thats the reason why i wont date asians anymore.
I just cant feel anything and its getting annoying.
=)

just to clear up to the noobs on this forum. CQC is a MAN lol!!!

Heres a funny thought, how many men have actually at a time measured yourself (warning i dont want results)?? I measured once only when i was about i dunno about 14 y/o

LOL and when men hear the average size, dont they all say ''hate to be that size''. are some liars,some must be that or smaller ?

everyone on the internets drives a ferrari, has a 10 inch penis, bangs 10's everyday, has a new 10 everyday, and makes AT LEAST 1.5 mill a quarter.

Id hate to be the average size...

[Da GOAT]

everyone on the internets drives a ferrari, has a 10 inch penis, bangs 10's everyday, has a new 10 everyday, and makes AT LEAST 1.5 mill a quarter.

Id hate to be the average size...

below average men were just last in the queue when god was handing out parts.

[Galapogos]

everyone on the internets drives a ferrari, has a 10 inch penis, bangs 10's everyday, has a new 10 everyday, and makes AT LEAST 1.5 mill a quarter.

I'm also a semi-pro body-builder and have never lost a fight in my life as I am very proficient in some form of self-defense that I saw mentioned on tv recently.

[vqc]

everyone on the internets drives a ferrari, has a 10 inch penis, bangs 10's everyday, has a new 10 everyday, and makes AT LEAST 1.5 mill a quarter.

I am very proficient in some form of self-defense that I saw mentioned on tv recently.

Girls GOne Wild Fu?

[bigred]

everyone on the internets drives a ferrari, has a 10 inch penis, bangs 10's everyday, has a new 10 everyday, and makes AT LEAST 1.5 mill a quarter.

I'm also a semi-pro body-builder and have never lost a fight in my life as I am very proficient in some form of self-defense that I saw mentioned on tv recently.

I'm Brad Pitt. I can't go out much because of how famous I am so I socialize with secret poker identities.

[Ash256]

Real penis size means nothing.


It's E-penis that counts.

[Galapogos]

everyone on the internets drives a ferrari, has a 10 inch penis, bangs 10's everyday, has a new 10 everyday, and makes AT LEAST 1.5 mill a quarter.

I'm also a semi-pro body-builder and have never lost a fight in my life as I am very proficient in some form of self-defense that I saw mentioned on tv recently.

I'm Brad Pitt. I can't go out much because of how famous I am so I socialize with secret poker identities.

Why don't you ever answer my fan mail?

[bigred]

Stop signing them Hugh G Rection and maybe I'd know where to send them.

[Galapogos]

Stop signing them Hugh G Rection and maybe I'd know where to send them.

I don't. I sign them with a Hugh G Rection.