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Ballinest game ever in the history of balln- Ninja Gaiden

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  1. 05-20-2007 01:56 AM #1
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    Default Ballinest game ever in the history of balln- Ninja Gaiden

    I stopped playing video games (besides poker) mostly when I was like 15. I mean occasionally at a friend's house but whatever. Until Ninja Gaiden came into my life. Its an Xbox game where ur a black clothed ninja named ryu who can run up walls and use a katana carved out of a dragon's tooth. It start out pretty ballin as u hack ur way though rival ninjas burning ur family's village. Then u hop on a fucking zeppelin (modeled after the actual hindenberg) and go to reap death and destruction onto the pigs at the Vigoor Empire (cause anarchic Ninja>capitalism+feudalism). Then mid story everyone turns into fucking demons and you go underground and fight dragons, zombies, and flying succubi while wielding a 100 pound sword that decapitates shit in one hit. AND WE MAY HAVE DEMON BLOOD?!?!?

    graphics r great, combat system is beautiful, its fucking difficult as hell and you get the sickest weapons ever. The best sword in the game is called the Unlabored Flawlessness (how ballin/Japanese is that). Buy it now. you'll thank me later....
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  2. 05-20-2007 02:09 AM #2
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    For regular Xbox or Xbox 360?



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  3. 05-20-2007 05:31 AM #3
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    When I was a senior in high school (3 years ago) I had to take an art credit to graduate so I took the exploration class or whatever where there was mostly freshman, and this one kid would talk about this damn game every freaking day and how awesome it was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    When I was a senior in high school (3 years ago) I had to take an art credit to graduate so I took the exploration class or whatever where there was mostly freshman, and this one kid would talk about this damn game every freaking day and how awesome it was.

    ..... that was me
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    Arrrr, Ninjas shit is weak, son.

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    Ninja Gaiden - this was on the old school NES many years ago. Old school is where it's at...
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  8. 05-20-2007 12:47 PM #8
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    From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.

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    ninja gaiden is the onley xbox game i really played. It is the shittttttttttt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.
    I support this statement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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  12. 05-20-2007 11:39 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.
    I support this statement.
    i support shurikens in yo eye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    From what I've seen, Starcraft II > Ninjas.
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    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    ok im getting it tomorrow
    start the motherfuckin revolution- i borrowed from someone and they took it back on 2nd to last level when i was fighting a re-awakened flying half demon half hot blond half flying spider queen with huge titties, huge sticky spider abdomen and huger stinger which she grabs and punts me to the ground like a ragdoll with before I slash her in the vaj with my glowing true dragon sword. AND I HAVE 2 ANKHS OF RESSURECTION, 3 GREAT SPIRIT ELIXERS SAVED UP THAT BITCH WAS GOIN DOWN OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
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    werewolf > ninjas.
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    yo werewolves were like the first level and my katana sliced thru your puny animal hide like butta baby
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    i have a modded xbox so i "rent" all my games from blockbuster ... ive passed over ninja gaiden about 80x now. Guess ill have to steal.. err.. rent it.
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    just got this...its an xbobx game and for some reason xbox 360 doesnt support it

    wtf? how can i make this work without hooking up xbox to network
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    i have it but i have xbox in detached garage which has no internet running to it, and too far for wireless

    i cant download something, burn to dvd and take it out there maybe.
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    Default Re: Ballinest game ever in the history of balln- Ninja Gaide

    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I stopped playing video games (besides poker) mostly when I was like 15. I
    except those 5 hours a day he spends practicing smash bros.
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  24. 05-23-2007 09:58 PM #24
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    Default Re: Ballinest game ever in the history of balln- Ninja Gaide

    Quote Originally Posted by c-luvin
    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I stopped playing video games (besides poker) mostly when I was like 15. I
    except those 5 hours a day he spends practicing smash bros.
    thats natural born talent baby. im like a genetic smash bros freak.
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