Puke

[JL]

Villain just sat down but I already know after 5 hands hes a complete donkey.
First hand I saw he raised QJo in SB, then check pushed $125 on a J98 flop.
He pushed a few more hands after this without showing down. He played every hand since he sat down.

GAME #568858904: Texas Hold'em NL $1.00/$2.00 2007-06-06 03:47:25
Table Rois
Seat 1: JL37 ($325.20 in chips)
Seat 3: HurricaneHiggins ($254.35 in chips)
Seat 6: wladakis ($220.45 in chips)
Seat 8: zvdsdsfsfd ($197.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 10: BlackNo1 ($214.45 in chips)
BlackNo1: Post SB $1.00
JL37: Post BB $2.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JL37 8 6
HurricaneHiggins: Call $2.00
wladakis: Fold
zvdsdsfsfd: Fold
BlackNo1: Call $1.00
JL37: Check
*** FLOP *** 7 9 9
BlackNo1: Check
JL37: Bet $6.00
HurricaneHiggins: InstaCall $6.00
BlackNo1: Fold
*** TURN *** J
JL37: Check
HurricaneHiggins: Check
*** RIVER *** 5
JL37: Bet $24.00
HurricaneHiggins: Insta Push Allin $246.35
JL37: pukes

[|~|ypermegachi]

i just puked by reading this hand.

[Halv]

With the described villain this is a smile and a call rather than a puke and a call for me.

If he shows up with T8 or a boat, enjoy!

[bigspenda73]

With reads it seems you have to call. Don't fold strong hands against poor players who have inadequate board reading skills.

[griffey24]

With your description of villain, and as played, I think this villain could be pushing any 9 and even AJ or some nonsense here. I think you have to call since your hand is so well disguised.

[Genitruc]

call and profit

[Genitruc]

lol

luved your reply Halv

[Pelion]

Yea Im with halv. This is a very happy call for me.

[djzcko]

I have personally folded too many of these. More recently, if I tag villain as a donkey, I insta-call these. Most of the time, you are goot here so it should be a happy call. If you are beat, then the donkey will give it back later so don't sweat it. In addition, most donks will not push allin with da nutz so that also makes me think he has 2 pr at best.

[Galapogos]

As long as there's no flush on the board a donk will always think trips is the nuts. I gladly make this call.

If he shows up with T8 or a boat, enjoy!

Awesome.