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  1. 08-07-2007 07:41 PM #1
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    So i had a fun vacation in county jail the past 2 weeks.
    Lost my dinner playing spades a couple nights.
    Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
    So even during lockup i can prospire playing poker.
    Just got out today. Judge said 90 days / or rehab.
    Ill be packing my bags for inpatient treatment friday.
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  2. 08-07-2007 07:44 PM #2
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    lol........... cool hope that goes well
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    Rehab is for quitters.








    Yea like you weren't going to say it if I didn't
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  4. 08-07-2007 08:34 PM #4
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    True but it's better than 90 days in jail. Although who knows how many meals i could of won in that timespan.
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  5. 08-07-2007 10:12 PM #5
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    ptjm/100?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    ptjm/100?
    this thread delivers!
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    Nice to hear you stuck with what you know and didn't switch over to pokehim in there.


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  9. 08-09-2007 08:33 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    ptjm/100?
    this thread delivers!
    OMG FUNNNNY!

    Eating 4 dinners when the only toilet available is in an open cell: EV-.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyT
    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    ptjm/100?
    this thread delivers!
    OMG FUNNNNY!

    Eating 4 dinners when the only toilet available is in an open cell: EV-.
    nah indigestion is +ev, unwiped nasty poo is a strong anal rape deterrent.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Default Re: Jail

    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
    Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
    but how much did you lose
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    Default Re: Jail

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
    Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
    but how much did you lose
    his ass cherry?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  13. 08-11-2007 01:01 AM #13
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    Default Re: Jail

    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by DetroitHusling101
    Than convinced the black dudes to play poker and won all 4 of their dinners.
    but how much did you lose
    all four dinners. and Tiny didnt ask for a goodnight kiss, either, after the beef stroganoff. (pun intended)
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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