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    Default hey i need tailbirds to talk to

    playing in some donkaments on stars and im chipleader with 25 left in the 100ra, im bored and making fun of everyone at my table is getting old !
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    PokerStars Game #11640224854: Tournament #58540161, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1000/2000) - 2007/08/22 - 23:46:12 (ET)
    Table '58540161 9' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Boykee (52133 in chips)
    Seat 2: mcnallyville (67031 in chips)
    Seat 3: gp333 (207528 in chips)
    Seat 4: gregior (127617 in chips)
    Seat 5: Sir.bad07 (137485 in chips)
    Seat 6: koolkeith13 (25368 in chips)
    Seat 7: Martine23 (33988 in chips)
    Seat 9: BgRed1215 (52345 in chips)
    Boykee: posts the ante 200
    mcnallyville: posts the ante 200
    gp333: posts the ante 200
    gregior: posts the ante 200
    Sir.bad07: posts the ante 200
    koolkeith13: posts the ante 200
    Martine23: posts the ante 200
    BgRed1215: posts the ante 200
    gregior: posts small blind 1000
    Sir.bad07: posts big blind 2000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to gp333 [2h 5h]
    koolkeith13: folds
    Martine23: folds
    BgRed1215: folds
    Boykee: folds
    mcnallyville: folds
    gp333: raises 2000 to 4000
    gregior: raises 10000 to 14000
    gp333 said, "i call"
    gp333 said, "i call"
    Sir.bad07: folds
    gp333: calls 10000
    *** FLOP *** [4c 3s 8d]
    gregior: bets 26000
    gp333: calls 26000
    *** TURN *** [4c 3s 8d] [3c]
    gregior: checks
    gp333: checks
    *** RIVER *** [4c 3s 8d 3c] [3d]
    gregior: checks
    gp333: bets 35000
    gregior: folds
    gp333 collected 83600 from pot
    gp333: shows [2h 5h] (three of a kind, Threes)
    gp333 said, "BLUFF"


    PokerStars Game #11640311740: Tournament #58540161, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (1500/3000) - 2007/08/22 - 23:51:59 (ET)
    Table '58540161 9' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: Boykee (56833 in chips)
    Seat 2: mcnallyville (74031 in chips)
    Seat 3: gp333 (244328 in chips)
    Seat 4: gregior (80817 in chips)
    Seat 5: Sir.bad07 (136085 in chips)
    Seat 6: koolkeith13 (20068 in chips)
    Seat 7: Martine23 (40188 in chips)
    Seat 9: BgRed1215 (51145 in chips)
    Boykee: posts the ante 300
    mcnallyville: posts the ante 300
    gp333: posts the ante 300
    gregior: posts the ante 300
    Sir.bad07: posts the ante 300
    koolkeith13: posts the ante 300
    Martine23: posts the ante 300
    BgRed1215: posts the ante 300
    Sir.bad07: posts small blind 1500
    koolkeith13: posts big blind 3000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to gp333 [As 5s]
    Martine23: folds
    BgRed1215: folds
    Boykee: folds
    mcnallyville: folds
    gp333 said, "i have a t shirt that says that"
    gp333 said, "its orange"
    gp333: raises 6000 to 9000
    gregior: folds
    gp333 said, "and my name is jimmy"
    gp333 said, "JK"
    Sir.bad07: folds
    koolkeith13: calls 6000
    *** FLOP *** [7d 4h 9s]
    gp333 said, "hlell"
    gp333 said, "no"
    koolkeith13: bets 10000
    gp333: raises 10000 to 20000
    koolkeith13 said, "got anything?"
    koolkeith13 said, "I dont"
    koolkeith13 said, "K high good?"
    koolkeith13: calls 768 and is all-in
    koolkeith13 said, "sigh"
    *** TURN *** [7d 4h 9s] [Ah]
    *** RIVER *** [7d 4h 9s Ah] [3h]
    gp333 said, "ur done man"
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    koolkeith13: shows [Ks 8s] (high card Ace)
    gp333: shows [As 5s] (a pair of Aces)
    gp333 collected 43436 from pot
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    seems so easy!
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    haha im here
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    lololool nh AT wheeeeeeeeeeee
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    ditto
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    haha this was awesome

    PokerStars Game #11641743717: Tournament #58540161, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (8000/16000) - 2007/08/23 - 01:47:24 (ET)
    Table '58540161 9' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: FishList_net (330746 in chips)
    Seat 3: gp333 (456138 in chips)
    Seat 7: TheWacoKidd (760679 in chips)
    Seat 9: mkind0516 (223437 in chips)
    FishList_net: posts the ante 1600
    gp333: posts the ante 1600
    TheWacoKidd: posts the ante 1600
    mkind0516: posts the ante 1600
    FishList_net: posts small blind 8000
    gp333: posts big blind 16000
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    TheWacoKidd said, "aejones is special, apparently"
    TheWacoKidd: raises 24420 to 40420
    mkind0516: raises 181417 to 221837 and is all-in
    FishList_net: folds

    "ummemm (1:48:37 AM): aa"

    gp333: raises 232701 to 454538 and is all-in
    TheWacoKidd: folds
    mkind0516 said, "gh gg gl all"
    *** FLOP *** [4s 5c 8c]
    *** TURN *** [4s 5c 8c] [2c]
    *** RIVER *** [4s 5c 8c 2c] [4h]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    gp333: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
    mkind0516: shows [Ah 6h] (a pair of Fours)
    gp333 collected 498494 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 498494 | Rake 0
    Board [4s 5c 8c 2c 4h]
    Seat 1: FishList_net (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 3: gp333 (big blind) showed [Ac As] and won (498494) with two pair, Aces and Fours
    Seat 7: TheWacoKidd folded before Flop
    Seat 9: mkind0516 (button) showed [Ah 6h] and lost with a pair of Fours
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    Mkind overplayed a suited ace? Hot damn, I don't think I've ever seen that happen before.
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    gabe what's a tailbird??????
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    thinking about d/l'ing PS just for this, worth it?
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    HASSAAAAAN HAAABBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB
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    Now watching.
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    You own these guys.
    very nice playing gabe!
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    I deposited on PS just to chat...semi BOC?
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    sick down to heads up with a 10:1 lead almost wheeeeeeeeeee
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    Shipped.
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    ship the 30k

    K3 > KQ
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    congrats on the win man. awesome
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    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (FTR official slogan?)
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    lolol funniest rail chat ever

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    runnerrunneramentss

    that was too much fun for 10 minutes
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    oh ya, what'd you have on the c/c c/c fire 400k on the river hand on the Axxxx board?
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    thanks guys, fucking tourneys yea !!

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    'member when WacoKid got mad at me in the chat?

    I challenged him HU4rollz, that shut him up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    oh ya, what'd you have on the c/c c/c fire 400k on the river hand on the Axxxx board?
    i think he had position on this one, sb c/f'd river i believe.

    i'm also curious, gabe was ignoring my im's (aim is -ev)
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    was value betting a3. Also I'm typing this on my new iphone
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    was value betting a3. Also I'm typing this on my new iphone
    wait, was that 2 pr?

    snap calling a river shove? If I remember correctly you had him covered by only about 2ook at the time.
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    hah, stupid internets still out at home, sad I missed this, grats homie.
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    railbirds need to know their role.
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    P5s is so gay
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    was value betting a3. Also I'm typing this on my new iphone
    wait, was that 2 pr?

    snap calling a river shove? If I remember correctly you had him covered by only about 2ook at the time.
    no it wasnt 2pr. i didnt think he put me on an ace because of how aggro we were playing preflop, so i was ready to call a shove OR put him in and hope he made a hero call with QQ or KT or whatever. i think he just had pure air so he folded.
  41. #41
    gabe you are a sicko
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    'member when WacoKid got mad at me in the chat?

    I challenged him HU4rollz, that shut him up.
    Everybody does this s***. Challenge him to a pop lock-off. Now that would be cool.
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    "I challenged him HU4rollz, that shut him up."

    i did this to at least 5 different people and its what got everyone mad at me in the first place. i also told them the only reason i play tournaments was to piss off tourney donks enough to entice them to play me HU. oh well
  44. #44
    so what did first place bring gabe?
    Last edited by gabe; 08-20-2010 at 05:26 PM.


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    Nice job. In one night you made 3/5's what I make in an entire year, lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    gabe what's a tailbird??????
    someone who likes to watch
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    I like to watch...
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