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    Default lol norwegians

    rent: irony
    rent: i make like 1/3 of what you make
    rent: yet i live in more luxury
    rent: gg
    LOLnorwegian: that's because In cheap :P:P
    rent: my rent is like 1100/month
    rent: and i split with one other
    LOLnorwegian: meh
    LOLnorwegian: lol
    LOLnorwegian: thats not cheap
    rent: yeah i know
    LOLnorwegian: Im looking for a place in the 750$ range
    LOLnorwegian: :P
    rent: lol the last apartment i lived in that was that cheap
    rent: was in the mexican ghetto
    LOLnorwegian: without sharing with some deuche
    LOLnorwegian: the places I've looked at are fucking dumps tho :P
    LOLnorwegian: and small as hell obv
    rent: my apt is like 1400sf
    rent: two levels
    LOLnorwegian: not that it matters, all I do when Im home is play poker and jack off
    LOLnorwegian: :P
    LOLnorwegian: hmm
    LOLnorwegian: 1sf = how many sm?
    rent: lawel
    rent: lol metric system
    rent: i think its about 1/10 m sq
    LOLnorwegian: two levels for 1100$
    LOLnorwegian: 1/10?
    LOLnorwegian: so 140?
    LOLnorwegian: LOL
    rent: so 140m^2
    LOLnorwegian: Im looking at 25
    LOLnorwegian: 15*
    LOLnorwegian: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    rent: not.... 150?
    rent: 15?
    LOLnorwegian: fif fucking teen
    rent: good game
    LOLnorwegian: pwnd
    rent: dude, no fucking way
    LOLnorwegian: way
    LOLnorwegian: or well
    rent: thats like 2 rooms
    rent: 2 small room
    LOLnorwegian: in the semi-center of oslo
    LOLnorwegian: I'll get 22-28 m2 for $1k
    rent: hmm let me make sure im converting right
    LOLnorwegian: probably not
    LOLnorwegian: I think its more like 1/5
    rent: 2.54cm in an inch if i recall
    LOLnorwegian: just because, a foot was traditionally measured as excactly that, right?
    LOLnorwegian: a human foot
    rent: 30.48 cm in a foot
    LOLnorwegian: so 3 in a m
    rent: or 0.304 meters in a foot
    LOLnorwegian: how do you convert when it's squared though
    LOLnorwegian: is it the same, since both sides are squared?
    rent: 3.3 feet in a meter
    rent: ergo 10.89 sf in a sm
    rent: gg
    rent: x/11
    rent: even more pwned
    LOLnorwegian: ' Convert from square feet to square meters, and vice versa

    Function SquareFeetToSquareMeters(ByVal squareFeet As Double) As Double
    Return squareFeet * 0.0929
    End Function

    Function SquareMetersToSquareFeet(ByVal squareMeters As Double) As Double
    Return squareMeters / 0.0929
    End Function
    rent: lol gg
    rent: im an architect, i figured i was right
    LOLnorwegian: .P
    LOLnorwegian: thats pretty sick
    LOLnorwegian: ASSHOLE
    LOLnorwegian: :P
    rent: that can't be fuckin right
    rent: 165 square feet?????
    LOLnorwegian: what?
    rent: please please god tell me you have the floor plan
    rent: link me so i can come all over myself
    LOLnorwegian: lol
    LOLnorwegian: I havent looked at anything specific
    LOLnorwegian: but yea
    LOLnorwegian: one small room, maybe a tiny kitchen, + bathroom
    LOLnorwegian: lolz
    rent: dude, my bedroom is >165 sf
    LOLnorwegian: oh well
    LOLnorwegian: I lived in a 10m2 room last three years
    rent: im srry, i can't let this go
    LOLnorwegian: + bathroom and kitchen shared with three dudes
    rent: if you had said 400sf, i'd still be lolling to tears
    rent: but 165, uh-uh
    rent: i need more time to process this
    LOLnorwegian: at least I'll get help if I lose an arm, right
    LOLnorwegian: :P
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    l d o
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    Norway is probably one of the best countries in the world to be born in, but living there kinda sucks, apart from the two months during summer.
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    *cross-border taunt*
    Blah blah Op Blah blah

    Faith in Jesus Christ is +EV. That is all.
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    Apparently Oslo has the 10th most overpriced real estate market in the world, no fucking wonder I can't find a decent place to live.

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