Truthfully, I am slightly more of a boob man than an ass man. I just can't find any good gifs of cleavage. Can't find that one asian chick who has like a ton. You know the one where the camera's by her snatch, filming up at her swaying body, wearing headphones? Can't find it.

Anywho, women are things, and should be treated as such. It's a bit easier to do this when you can't see their faces. lol