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 Sex in the city?
Ok, I'm from Norway and quite drunk atm. so please bare over with my bad english. Now the clock is 03.50 am here in Norway and after 8 beers and 1 Jack Daniel I come up with a theory that has nothing to do with poker. And its all really bull...
I am for the moment singel, and of course keen to get laid as often as possible. This is the third night in a row I walk home alone (wednesday, friday and saturday), not good.
I have some mates that was with me tonight, they wanted to go out to a place for soccerfans. All the women there were ugly. Why?
ANDYS THEOREM 1: Some of the woman who are horny but unluckily for them quite ugly, are pretending to be intersted in soccer, just to get laid (there are 1:10 in favour of men being soccer supporters. That is easy dick for the chicks.
Then we went on to a new "Club", Fru Lundgrens, a sort of rock-place where rockdudes chill out with "rockchicks". Once again all the woman were ugly. Why?
ANDYS THEOREM 2: Some of the woman who are horny but unluckily ugly by the will of nature, are pretendig to be interested in heavy-rock (which we all know are made only for men with a black jacket and a hard-0n). That is, once again, easy dick for the chicks.
So the conclusion of these to theorems:
ANDYS 3, and final THEOREM: Do not visit soccer-pubs or rock-pubs late at weekends-nights if U want to get laid with a chick not looking like a whalrus, also do not visit the most fancy clubs 'cause they all contains of cocky chicks who just want to show-off or fool u (we in Norway call those "Luremus"). Try to find something in between, which contains horny chicks, though slim. Try to get all-in as fast as possible. DO NOT slowplay. Also, dont checkraise if u dont mean it. And remember, three of a kind is the nuts...
Now discuss.
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Originally Posted by Andypandy
