Am I gay? {NSFW}

[spoonitnow]

So let's say this chick boned me in the ass with a strap-on. Am I gay?

[Trikflow77]

VERY

[Seasider]

You're sore at least...

[jyms]

Finger - no
fake penis - yes

[Fnord]

Probably no.

However, it would be gay if in your mind she was really a guy (or wished she was.) Or you might be bi if you didn't care. Enjoying ass play from a chick might be strange, kinky, submissive or any number of other things, but it is definatly hetro if it involves the opposite gender.

[zook]

It depends. Are you attracted to men?

[spoonitnow]

Finger - no
fake penis - yes

ok what about entire hand?

[spoonitnow]

You're sore at least...

not really

[Fnord]

You're sore at least...

not really

Certainly not if done right.

[euphoricism]

I think pretty much by definition, consenting sexual acts between people of opposite genders cannot be labeled homosexual... pretty much by definition, yeah.

[Fnord]

So let's say this chick boned me in the ass with a strap-on. Am I gay?

Time for gory details, at the risk of sounding less like men.

Was it her suggestion or yours? Who got the most out of it?

[kmind]

I am having a tough decision on this one. Anything involving penetration in my ass is too much but technically I guess it doesn't make you gay. But if the strap-on was shaped like a penis then yeah I think you are at least bi.

[Zee Devee]

Finger - no
fake penis - yes

ok what about entire hand?

Then you have done it waaaayyy too much

[Xianti]

I added "bi-curious" to the poll so I can vote.

[spoonitnow]

It depends. Are you attracted to men?

Not in the least bit.

Now that you mention it, I don't think I'd qualify as gay or even bi-curious unless it was a man shoving it in my pooper, or at least if it was a man shoving something in my pooper.

[spoonitnow]

Finger - no
fake penis - yes

ok what about entire hand?

Then you have done it waaaayyy too much

Was a joke =P

[zook]

It depends. Are you attracted to men?

Not in the least bit.

Then you're not gay.

/thread

[Fnord]

I added "bi-curious" to the poll so I can vote.

Is the other party involved in this activity straight, gay or bi-curious?

[Xianti]

Is the other party involved in this activity straight, gay or bi-curious?

Just "curious," I'd say.

[Pelion]

It depends. Are you attracted to men?

best answer so far.

[Fnord]

Is the other party involved in this activity straight, gay or bi-curious?

Just "curious," I'd say.

So you're saying that getting off on fucking men up the ass tends to correlate to getting off on carpet munching?

[Halv]

I think pretty much by definition, consenting sexual acts between people of opposite genders cannot be labeled homosexual... pretty much by definition, yeah.

Wait, so if she raped him then he could be gay?

[Fnord]

I think pretty much by definition, consenting sexual acts between people of opposite genders cannot be labeled homosexual... pretty much by definition, yeah.

Wait, so if she raped him then he could be gay?

LoL, I like the twisted way you think!

[Halv]

Actually I made a mistake. Sure, he could be gay if he was raped up the ass by a girl, but he could also be gay if he drinks milk straight from the carton. His possible gayness is not related to either act.

Sorry Euph.

Lol I've thought way too much on these things now. What if she used to be a he? Is taking a strap-on up the ass gay if the penetrator is a Mrs. Garrison style tranny?


THIS IS LES BOS!

[Tiresman]

I am having a tough decision on this one. Anything involving penetration in my ass is too much but technically I guess it doesn't make you gay. But if the strap-on was shaped like a penis then yeah I think you are at least bi.

I'm not an expert on this, but what other shapes do they come in?

[flomo]

fnord is always around when anal is discussed


i voted no

[bode]

bi-curious FTW!

I am having a tough decision on this one. Anything involving penetration in my ass is too much but technically I guess it doesn't make you gay. But if the strap-on was shaped like a penis then yeah I think you are at least bi.

I'm not an expert on this, but what other shapes do they come in?

best reply so far.

[kmind]

I am having a tough decision on this one. Anything involving penetration in my ass is too much but technically I guess it doesn't make you gay. But if the strap-on was shaped like a penis then yeah I think you are at least bi.

I'm not an expert on this, but what other shapes do they come in?

Can't think of anything else but there has got to be something because that's just scary imo. I would never want a penis looking thing penetrate me but I wouldn't want anything in there. But I know of a few guys who enjoy it when girls do shit to them in that area.

[Xianti]

Is the other party involved in this activity straight, gay or bi-curious?

Just "curious," I'd say.

So you're saying that getting off on fucking men up the ass tends to correlate to getting off on carpet munching?

No. Far from it. I was suggesting that maybe she's just curious to see what it's like to impale someone with a penis.

[spoonitnow]

fnord is always around when anal is discussed

yeah i noticed this

[TheFaucet]

people who sex in the anal are filthy, think about all that santorum

[Halv]

I am having a tough decision on this one. Anything involving penetration in my ass is too much but technically I guess it doesn't make you gay. But if the strap-on was shaped like a penis then yeah I think you are at least bi.

I'm not an expert on this, but what other shapes do they come in?

Can't think of anything else but there has got to be something because that's just scary imo. I would never want a penis looking thing penetrate me but I wouldn't want anything in there. But I know of a few guys who enjoy it when girls do shit to them in that area.

Depends on how you define "penis shaped" I guess.

Comparing these, I'd say the first one is penis-shaped, the second one not so much.

[jyms]

Id say NSFW, but I work from home, so I'm cool.

[Trikflow77]

I am having a tough decision on this one. Anything involving penetration in my ass is too much but technically I guess it doesn't make you gay. But if the strap-on was shaped like a penis then yeah I think you are at least bi.

I'm not an expert on this, but what other shapes do they come in?

Can't think of anything else but there has got to be something because that's just scary imo. I would never want a penis looking thing penetrate me but I wouldn't want anything in there. But I know of a few guys who enjoy it when girls do shit to them in that area.

Depends on how you define "penis shaped" I guess.

Comparing these, I'd say the first one is penis-shaped, the second one not so much.

a penis in your butt is a penis in your butt, thats what my mom always said.

[TylerK]

a penis in your butt is a penis in your butt, thats what my mom always said.

That's what she said to me anyway

[acesfullokings]

a penis in your butt is a penis in your butt, thats what my mom always said.

That's a fairly narrow way of thinking I think, and that's unfortunate because it's not that uncommon and not always related to something as trivial as this.

[Ash256]

I added "bi-curious" to the poll so I can vote.

Is the other party involved in this activity straight, gay or bi-curious?

What about just plain weird?

[Warpe]

Hmmm...

[Silly String]

I think the obvious missing question is: Did you like it?

[Fnord]

Was it her suggestion or yours? Who got the most out of it?

[Tiresman]

I haven't been around long enough to know if you're a man, woman, or shemale, Warpe. Is that you in the picture, and if so which description best fits.

Hmmm...

[Warpe]

I'm hetero male with no interest in Hershey highway play. Just putting 2 and 2 together...

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=367889#367889

[bigred]

This thread is gay

[bode]

^^^ i lol'ed

[Trikflow77]

a penis in your butt is a penis in your butt, thats what my mom always said.

That's a fairly narrow way of thinking I think, and that's unfortunate because it's not that uncommon and not always related to something as trivial as this.

whatever sir, momma always had the best advice.

[boost]

did spoon really just level you all?

[Miffed22001]

Hmmm...

I lol'ed lots.

The act itself itself isnt gay IMO, but if you want it to be a penis or a guy then your defo gay.

[spoonitnow]

did spoon really just level you all?

lol @ almost half of FTR verifying that they're gay by voting no

[Xianti]

did spoon really just level you all?

lol @ almost half of FTR verifying that they're gay by voting no

11 people is almost half of FTR?

[IowaSkinsFan]

I'm amazed at how much I've learned from this thread. At first I was like "Well, yeah of course your gay." But then after reading it I realized "Well you may not be gay but you're still ghey."

[spoonitnow]

did spoon really just level you all?

lol @ almost half of FTR verifying that they're gay by voting no

11 people is almost half of FTR?

50% of the sample implies 50% of FTR :P

and bicurious counts as half a vote cuz you're half homo

[bode]

but isnt it YOU who i think is 1/2 homo if i voted bi-curious?

[spoonitnow]

bode quit being gay

btw found this on 2+2 and had to show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2HThYRRV-Y

[Lithium]

What if you do yourself in the can with a strap-on? On the one hand, you are a dude and hence gay. But, then so would be every guy (that whacks it, at least).