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    I usually masturbate at least twice during an 8 hour session, but never before.
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    i get head while playing and pay da ho the amount of $ that I made during the fellatio. yesterday I got a 2k blow job but damn that was worth it.
    TrapperAB: you know, I really should have named myself after the mandibles of a homeless person
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    worthless without pics
    FYP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    worthless without pics
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    You really want to see a pic of a guy masturbating? Wierd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    worthless without pics
    FYP
    You really want to see a pic of a guy masturbating? Wierd.
    Nope, spoon might. http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=59619 That's why I fixed his post to say what he meant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    worthless without pics
    FYP
    Best FYP ever!
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    On a less funny and more serious note (sorry):
    How about working out before a session?
    Check out my self-deprecation here!
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    Fortunately, at the live casinos I play, they have massueses walking around. After about a few hours of playing, I get a two minute massage













    with a happy ending.
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    sooo bashin the bishop = +ev?
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    This is way too gay
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    Lith: The masseuses at foxwoods, where I play, are $45 a pop for I think 20 or 30 minutes, I don't think they give 2 minute massages. Doing that every couple hours would have a seriously negative effect on my earn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    This is the way too go
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    worthless without pics
    FYP
    You really want to see a pic of a guy masturbating? Wierd.
    Nope, spoon might. http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?t=59619 That's why I fixed his post to say what he meant.
    I just got the shit leveled out of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dev
    On a less funny and more serious note (sorry):
    How about working out before a session?
    I have my weights and bench in my basement when my poker setup is. I was experimenting with working out before sessions for awhile, but it didn't work very well. I was all amped up from working out and couldn't calm down and focus the way I need to during a session. I think I made some spewy bluffs as a result. For me at least, working out after a session is much better.

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