Select Page
Poker Forum
Over 1,292,000 Posts!
REGISTER
Subscribe to FTR web feed
Poker Forum › FTR Community ›

Scare the hell out of someone

Results 1 to 22 of 22
  1. 11-14-2007 11:08 AM #1
    jyms's Avatar
    jyms
    jyms is offline Bankroll Lag
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    10,877

    Default Scare the hell out of someone

    How to scare the person sitting next to you on a plane or on the subway :

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Open it calmly

    3. Start it

    4. Make sure the person sitting next to you is glancing at your screen

    5. Open up a random document.

    6. Close your eyes and lift your head up to the sky. Take a deep breath.

    7. Click here

    8. Look at the reaction of the person sitting next to you.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  2. 11-14-2007 11:11 AM #2
    uscheese's Avatar
    uscheese
    uscheese is offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Posts
    758
    not clicking
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  3. 11-14-2007 11:13 AM #3
    jyms's Avatar
    jyms
    jyms is offline Bankroll Lag
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    10,877
    It's not that bad, it's humor. I guess I should preface it with

    "There are no cups, hatchets or scary jump out and scream types that scare you half to death. It isn't tagged "NSFW" so how bad can it be?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  4. 11-14-2007 11:14 AM #4
    jyms's Avatar
    jyms
    jyms is offline Bankroll Lag
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    10,877
    Kinda makes you long for the Rick Roll'd days huh?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  5. 11-14-2007 11:30 AM #5
    bigspenda73's Avatar
    bigspenda73
    bigspenda73 is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    13,459
    Location
    Pwnsylvania
    lol that'd be funny
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  6. 11-14-2007 12:44 PM #6
    Galapogos's Avatar
    Galapogos
    Galapogos is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,876
    Location
    The Loser's Lounge
    Quote Originally Posted by uscheese
    not clicking
    Wuss!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  7. 11-14-2007 01:19 PM #7
    ChrisTheFish's Avatar
    ChrisTheFish
    ChrisTheFish is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    759
    Location
    Huddersfield, England
    If theres nothing scary or really discusting, i too refuse to click.

    NSFW is like a big flashing red button that says "do not press". I am always attracted to it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  8. 11-14-2007 01:27 PM #8
    sandstorm's Avatar
    sandstorm
    sandstorm is offline
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    1,043
    Location
    Sweden
    lol i think youd get arrested and/or tortured

    but it would be fun!
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  9. 11-14-2007 02:06 PM #9
    bigspenda73's Avatar
    bigspenda73
    bigspenda73 is offline
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    13,459
    Location
    Pwnsylvania
    Look it's not bad at all, it's quite funny, stop being pussies and click the dang link. Trainer doesn't get off on lying to you and having known that he tricked you into looking at girls shitting into cups like gmml does.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  10. 11-14-2007 02:17 PM #10
    pgil
    pgil is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    1,434
    just keep in mind that if you do decide to do this, your best case scenario is to get a good laugh, then get shot in the head by an air marshal.
    "If you can't say f*ck, you can't say f*ck the government" - Lenny Bruce
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  11. 11-14-2007 02:40 PM #11
    ackthecat's Avatar
    ackthecat
    ackthecat is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    141
    Location
    colorado
    definately a quick ticket to prison but very funny. Needed a good laugh today!
    I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  12. 11-14-2007 02:50 PM #12
    ChrisTheFish's Avatar
    ChrisTheFish
    ChrisTheFish is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    759
    Location
    Huddersfield, England
    Wait, that's it?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  13. 11-14-2007 03:07 PM #13
    Warpe's Avatar
    Warpe
    Warpe is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    9,010
    Location
    Canuckistan
    Pointing out that you need internet access in the plane/train in order for this to work would kinda spoil the joke, I bet.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  14. 11-14-2007 03:55 PM #14
    miracleriver
    miracleriver is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Posts
    227
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Pointing out that you need internet access in the plane/train in order for this to work would kinda spoil the joke, I bet.
    Or you could download the page ahead of time...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  15. 11-14-2007 04:47 PM #15
    givememyleg's Avatar
    givememyleg
    givememyleg is offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    15,569
    Location
    {®¿®}
    i dont get it????? it just counted down to 00:00:00 and did nothing else?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  16. 11-14-2007 05:12 PM #16
    Seasider's Avatar
    Seasider
    Seasider is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    707
    Location
    Bangor UK
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i dont get it????? it just counted down to 00:00:00 and did nothing else?
    My comp blew up; try refreshing the screen.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  17. 11-14-2007 05:13 PM #17
    givememyleg's Avatar
    givememyleg
    givememyleg is offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Posts
    15,569
    Location
    {®¿®}
    OH like its a bomb or something... L A M E
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  18. 11-14-2007 06:16 PM #18
    Galapogos's Avatar
    Galapogos
    Galapogos is offline
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Posts
    6,876
    Location
    The Loser's Lounge
    I think instead of bothering with all this, it would be way scarier for Trainer just to look angry, turn around, and point at the person and say "I know you slept with my wife."


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  19. 11-14-2007 07:48 PM #19
    meeloche's Avatar
    meeloche
    meeloche is offline
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    3,056
    I enjoyed it



    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  20. 11-15-2007 11:06 AM #20
    bigred's Avatar
    bigred
    bigred is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Posts
    15,437
    Location
    Nest of Douchebags
    Quote Originally Posted by Seasider
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i dont get it????? it just counted down to 00:00:00 and did nothing else?
    My comp blew up; try refreshing the screen.
    ROFL
    LOL OPERATIONS
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  21. 11-15-2007 11:18 PM #21
    Pelion's Avatar
    Pelion
    Pelion is offline
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Posts
    4,732
    that would be so much funnier if it was a rickroll.


    Im not even joking
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
  22. 11-16-2007 12:50 AM #22
    Ash256
    Ash256 is offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Posts
    2,876
    Location
    UK
    lol, i liked it
    Listen to my music
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote  
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules