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    Default hudge brag: My new girlfriend

    Id like to introduce you all to betty, black betty that is... I picked her up yesterday morning, and I am in love. Credit to my boy chris for naming her.

















    6spd rwd 4.4litre v8, I havent had a I chance to get on the highway yet as traffic was like a parking lot when I picked her up, so I just took the streets. Ive only made it to 4th gear, but this thing is amazingly fast. When I mash it I get pushed back into my seat.

    Oh and I just figured out how to turn off the dsp (traction control) and it snowed yesterday but all melted today, so the roads(and empty parking lots) are all wet
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    She is gorgeous. I know a man doesn't ask another man this, but does she do threesomes? I want some of that.
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    Im pretty sure shes down for swinging, but Im not quite sure how she would feel about two at once. You got a hot girl? Maybe we can make a temporary trade
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    I live in manhattan. It's either something driven by habib or mass transit.
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    that car is pretty sexy fabulous. props on the name too...
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    very nice boost! how many dimes was that?
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    12.9 before taxes and whatnot. My freind used to drive a e34 535i and has a trusted bmw indie shop. I took it there to get checked out before buying and he said it was in great condition, and he said I should get him to come down a few hundred. This is when the guy was at 13.6, and the orig listing was 13.95. So I think I did pretty good with the negotiations.
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    Very Very nice.
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    Beat: your new girlfriend is german
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    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    Beat: your new girlfriend is german
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    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    Beat: you cant take ur new girlfriend for a ride on german interstates with no speed limitation

    fyp
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    is this thread cross referenced in the BOC thread?

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    how tf did u get a luxury car for the same price as my nissan altima
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    Beat: your new girlfriend is german
    look under her bonnet, i'm sure she hasn't shaved in ages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    how tf did u get a luxury car for the same price as my nissan altima
    he didn't show the odometer in the pics

    and he worked hard to find a nice car
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    i would definitely take betty out for a test drive
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    *sigh*, bad news:

    It was a bit nicer out today, somewhere around 40° just wet, but still nice. I took her for a cruise down lakeshore drive, I got to downtown chicago and the clutch started to slip. Then I smelt burnt clutch, and then I got no grab in any gear. This sounds terrible, but it really isnt. I got a pretty good deal on the car, and if it is just the clutch, Its still not a bad deal. Also Im trying to verify, but I think illinois has a 3 day grace period. If I can verify this Im going to put a block on the check and then contact the dealer to try and work something out.


    Like I said, it sounds bad, but honestly I just feel its a small bump in the road. I still love betty, and when this is all said and done Im sure it will just strengthen our bond.
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    also not to take a shit on your awesome car, but how is the interior? u didn't show any pictures of it, so i kinda assume considering the price u got that the interior maybe needs a bit o work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    also not to take a shit on your awesome car, but how is the interior? u didn't show any pictures of it, so i kinda assume considering the price u got that the interior maybe needs a bit o work.
    interior is very clean. The leather is very nice still, it doesnt look new clearly, but instead of worn it just looks broaken in. You know, when it starts to look 'softer.' Oh and the passengers side back seat sun shade thing is broaken, but the dealer had ordered the parts and just got them in, I just need to schedule an appointment to have them installed free of charge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    *sigh*, bad news:

    It was a bit nicer out today, somewhere around 40° just wet, but still nice. I took her for a cruise down lakeshore drive, I got to downtown chicago and the clutch started to slip. Then I smelt burnt clutch, and then I got no grab in any gear. This sounds terrible, but it really isnt. I got a pretty good deal on the car, and if it is just the clutch, Its still not a bad deal. Also Im trying to verify, but I think illinois has a 3 day grace period. If I can verify this Im going to put a block on the check and then contact the dealer to try and work something out.


    Like I said, it sounds bad, but honestly I just feel its a small bump in the road. I still love betty, and when this is all said and done Im sure it will just strengthen our bond.
    Love is blind
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    *sigh*, bad news:

    It was a bit nicer out today, somewhere around 40° just wet, but still nice. I took her for a cruise down lakeshore drive, I got to downtown chicago and the clutch started to slip. Then I smelt burnt clutch, and then I got no grab in any gear. This sounds terrible, but it really isnt. I got a pretty good deal on the car, and if it is just the clutch, Its still not a bad deal. Also Im trying to verify, but I think illinois has a 3 day grace period. If I can verify this Im going to put a block on the check and then contact the dealer to try and work something out.


    Like I said, it sounds bad, but honestly I just feel its a small bump in the road. I still love betty, and when this is all said and done Im sure it will just strengthen our bond.
    Love is blind
    shh dude... its just that time of the month. Awkward timing when starting a relationship, but thats life.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Please to be finding a better mechanic. I'd be pissed if my mechanic didn't notice that the clutch needed replaced. That looks really hot though, I think black is a great color for BMW's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Please to be finding a better mechanic. I'd be pissed if my mechanic didn't notice that the clutch needed replaced. That looks really hot though, I think black is a great color for BMW's.
    Ive owned mostly manual cars. The clutch felt fine to me. There is really no way of knowing except opening it up, which would be retarded when just doing a overview of the car.
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    glad you finally got it man, congrats
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    What's all that white shit on your car? Is it gonorrhea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    What's all that white shit on your car? Is it gonorrhea?
    DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY WOMAN LIKE THAT!
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    does hudge rhyme with fudge?
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    nice car, but what is a "hudge" brag
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    HE MEANT HUGE ITS A TYPO GUYS LDO
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    its a 2+2 typo imo
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    new rims soon?
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    I've always been a big fan of BMW's, nice car.
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    Nice car boost congrats. We should run em sometime....I bet you my V6 puts your 8 cylindar to shame
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    Nice car boost congrats. We should run em sometime....I bet you my V6 puts your 8 cylindar to shame
    what do you drive?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    sick car, boost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    new rims soon?
    http://www.customwheelsunlimited.com/CWU2005.htm

    A friend of mine owns this place=Highly recomended.
    Im sure your freind is a nice guy, and Im sure he runs a good business, but those rims are all trashy.

    now these... these belong on a bmw...

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    btw thanks for all the compliments guys. I just wish things had gone smoother. Either way Im getting her out of the shop tommorow or the next day it seems
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    Nice car boost congrats. We should run em sometime....I bet you my V6 puts your 8 cylindar to shame
    what do you drive?

    IS350, its my baby...definantly has some get up and go.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    Nice car boost congrats. We should run em sometime....I bet you my V6 puts your 8 cylindar to shame
    what do you drive?

    IS350, its my baby...definantly has some get up and go.
    hah.. well youre car is also the better part of a decade newer. No offense, and to each his own and all that, but I still would pick a e39 over the new IS. Every time I see my car, I smile
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Also, its fixed. Picked it up this morning. New clutch is sooooo soft.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Nice dude have fun with it, try to avoid the rollers.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job

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