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  1. 12-14-2007 03:53 PM #1
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    Default If you were going to be a serial killer...

    What you would you be?

    inspired by patrick bateman and having to take an axe to this damn stump, i would definitely be an axe murderer.
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  2. 12-14-2007 04:01 PM #2
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    youd be first, for making this post
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  3. 12-14-2007 04:38 PM #3
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    I would be the one that never got caught.

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  4. 12-14-2007 05:09 PM #4
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    i would make a thread about it on ftr for ideas.
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  5. 12-14-2007 06:21 PM #5
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    I'd be Patrick Bateman!

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    If I was a serial killer, which I'm not, I'd be Mickey and Mallory Knox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkfan79
    If I was a serial killer, which I'm not, I'd be Mickey and Mallory Knox.
    Awfully quick to divert suspicion from yourself there, just like a serial killer would.

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    I'd specifically kill dumb bitches.
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  9. 12-15-2007 12:57 AM #9
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    Shit, Massimo is going to kill off half the world.

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  11. 12-15-2007 03:45 AM #11
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    The further I get in my criminal justice degree, the more surpised I am we ever catch anyone for anything.

    It is incredible the amount of BIG cases solved by pure. dumb. luck.
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    Remember, would be serial killers, as this is the only tip I'll give you from the scores of books I've read on the subject...

    A decomposing body creates a lot of gas. Underwater, this causes bodies to become incredibly buoyant. You need at least 3x the weight of the body to keep it from surfacing.

    Note: Serial killers dont tend to dump bodies in water. Serial killers tend to want their victims bodies found.
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    I've thought about this before, like Euph said it seems only the serial killers who make stupid mistakes get caught and it's more than likely a conscious/sub-conscious effort to do so.

    I'd probably be a sniper cuz that seems cool, and I'd take every precaution to hiding all evidence. Frankly I don't think I know anyone I'd like to kill so I have to think more about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism

    It is incredible how much of the law community are pure DUMB motherfuckers
    FYP, may be different across the pond, but here every copper is a dumbass.

    If your going to be a good serial killer, you need to kill from a distance (no evidence at the murder site etc) but also not use something that few people do eg while being a sniper would be cool, only so many people can actually hit anything with a rifle beyond ten feet.

    bombing might be fun, but its easy to figure out who you are. hmmmm....
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  17. 12-15-2007 07:58 PM #17
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    I'd be the fucker that gets paid to do it and does it immaculately.

    Thanks for the protip Euph, might come in handy if I ever get srsly cold-blooded (doubtful!)
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