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    Default ugh... chocolate overload

    christmas and easter always give me sick beats in the form of people always giving me candy and chocolate. I never eat this shit but when its given to me i feel its a pretty standard call i have to make in terms of eating it all. Problem is, i eat way too much. I feel super shitty after probably consuming a good pound of that stuff last night, mixed with beer and wine. Anyone else feeling gluttonous?
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    Ya I ate way toooo much and then my mother/grandmother wanted me to take more of the sweets home with me. I had to tell them if I did they were going to find their way into the trash this morning.

    I feel horrible today and most of yesterday.
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    lol fatasses
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    lolz at people who can' thandle chocolate.
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    Ya, i ate ~14 crab cakes. But that's awesome.
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    I ate this entire thing in less than 20 minutes so I know how you're feeling.
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    Good joke, man. High-five for being the funniest.
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    so is anyone actually going to ban that guy any time soon?
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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    Are you kidding me? His joke was about eating a penis shaped chocolate. That level of originality must be protected. So few people incorporate the male divining rod into their jokes these days. This penilon go is a breast of fresh air.
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    lololololololololol
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    LOL Pelion has a stalker account, makes for good e-drama.
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    Pelion do you know this guy irl or is he just wierd? Not that he's not wierd anyway obv.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    so is anyone actually going to ban that guy any time soon?
    lol i love it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    so is anyone actually going to ban that guy any time soon?
    Ban him for being the best gimmick account since Redgrape? Surely you jest.


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    question, where has Triptanes been?

    all of this sexiness smells a lot like him. i'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.


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