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  1. 03-22-2008 02:50 AM #1
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    Default omg im so fuckingtrahsed right now

    This is me writing drunjk. Tonghit i talked to this guy who is rly no it all butn actualtyy cool avb=toiytut HGOW women waNT dufeerent things than guys, but my rokmates gf was there fan i was was just talkin g to ther and kind of fluirhngtiong because u know i would never fuck with my rommates gf. But anyways shes kinda hwat and iod tap her prob buitm u know id never fuck my rommates gf/ nothing happened though. Theres this other girl who my friends wants to fucjre lyr bad but he never puklls it off for some reaons but i think she has a crush orn me shes just wya too nice to me when she talks to me. I ocukd def tap that ass. lol anyways think aboyt concepts guys lolololoolooololol.
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  2. 03-22-2008 02:54 AM #2
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    seriously, drunk posts suck so bad.










    that being said, I laughed non-stop
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  3. 03-22-2008 02:55 AM #3
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  4. 03-22-2008 03:00 AM #4
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    LOLOLOL the original post is sooooooooo awesome. ISF you are the man.
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    also, if i could play poker 1/1000th as good as you think i'd be baller^2
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  8. 03-22-2008 03:37 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  9. 03-22-2008 04:17 AM #9
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  10. 03-22-2008 05:23 AM #10
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    this post made me thing about concepts
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  11. 03-22-2008 08:46 AM #11
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    Wow im soooo hungover, going to meet Cy my old roommate as he passes by DC for breakfast.
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    I do the stealth drunken posting. I didn't even remember posting on here last night, but apparently I did (in this thread even no less), and it looks pretty straight up. I think the key is to use no more than 2 words.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  16. 03-22-2008 12:32 PM #16
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    wow, its been since the end of November since I've even had a drink!!!
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    hmmm.....or denting the van.........oh,thats right ,my fault for lettin you drive...
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    ive never really had the desire to post on internet forums when i'm drunk, but when i do, they turn out just fine.
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    i hung out with shane (rilla) last night! i was also drunk
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    I TALKED TO SPENDA TONIHGT BUT A DAMN STRIPER HUNG UP THE PHONE WHILE HE WAS GETING A LAP DANCE!! HOW RUDE!!
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  23. 03-23-2008 08:44 AM #23
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    did he punch her in da grill?

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