Home surgery

[flomo]

this should be called ME, the idiot
but that has already been done

going to let my wife cut open my foot, to get at an infected puncture wound
lots of alcohol will be consumed by me as bravery(stupidity) stimulant
OK depressant

best way to describe the wound is as a large splinter in the sole of my foot
the wound is 3/4 of an inch long and about 1/16 to 1/8 inch under the skin

hopefully will take some pics for all you sickos

[ProZachNation]

can I have your things when you bleed to death?

thanks in advance

[flomo]

i just filled out my donor card
it says send my enlarged liver to proZ on FTR

it is the only thing of value

[ProZachNation]

you should have a plan for closing the incision though(something that long and deep will not close on its own for awhile) and if its infected antibiotics.

[gabe]

i had something like this last year

shit was huge

[flomo]

the drinking part of the process has started
i like it
1 wine
1 beer
1 whiskey
to start

Dr. flomo(wife) said she is not going to close it, opening just the end that is infected to drain it and let some air in


super splinter happened at a NLHE home game form a hard wood floor
i broke even, but it was only 30-40 hands played in 3 hours
alot of drinking and bullshitting

[spoonitnow]

If something like that won't heal on it's own then you're a fucking pussy with pussy genes and you don't deserve a fucking penis.

[flomo]

my donor card now says
give my 5 and a quarter inch penis to spoon

[spoonitnow]

my donor card now says
give my 5 and a quarter inch penis to spoon

Sorry I don't want pussy penis.

[Reidak]

over/under on flomo using the splinter in his next dish?

[mojoNOgo]

i want pictures !

[Warpe]

best excuse for getting drunk I've heard in a long time

[flomo]

yeah i'm drunk!!!!!!

anti climatic wife said pics not htat great
and it looks pretty wimpy.(wife said that to me)

but i outlasted Dr. flomo(pathologist), she would not go deeper than a 1/8th of an inch in to me
even though she saw 3 pieces of splinter that she could not recover

pics in a few mins

[wesrman]

my donor card now says
give my 5 and a quarter inch penis to spoon

Sure, we know it's 2 inches of dangling death.

[flomo]

my donor card now says
give my 5 and a quarter inch penis to spoon

Sure, we know it's 2 inches of dangling death.

5 and a 1/4is fully erect

it is not the size, it is how hard you pound them

[flomo]

this one of the two pieces that i was able to pull out at the poker game


the problem


tools


blade


crappy shot of post surgery


conclusion
i'm a big fag
and have at least 3 small splinters in my foot still


but a drunk big fag

[ProZachNation]

I was expecting some jagged mangled foot, thread does NOT deliver

Massive fucking splinter tho n/m that is a dime, I thought it was a quarter

pussy

[mojoNOgo]

you should have got a shot of the puss oozing out .

that woulda been key . at least a hydrogen peroxide bubble-geyser , exploding out from the wound !

o well , your a champ !

[givememyleg]

conclusion
i'm a big fag
and have at least 3 small splinters in my foot still


but a drunk big fag

nice pics, but this made me lol a lot

[Irisheyes]

i want pictures !

Advice: Dont say this in threads where penis is mentioned.

[bigred]

In the future, is thinning your blood with alcohol what you really want to do? They won't tatoo drunk people for a reason...

[pantherhound]

flomos levelling you all

real pic

[AHiltz]

Drunk = bleed to easily

Best way to close it up would be to apply a sterlizer and then crazy glue it shut

[flomo]

some corrections
wife didn't want me to freak out last night when drunk, so she talked to me this morning over the phone

the doc said this morning that the splinter was deeper than i had originally thought( 1/8 inch deep )
Dr. flomo told me she cut in to a depth of 1/4 inch and was able to see 3 small splinters that were too deep to be removed by home surgery

the splinter took place at a home game on january 25th

[mrhappy333]

WOW, thats a fucking huge splinter!!

OUCH!!

[Pythonic]

Tip for next home game: Wear shoes splinter boy!

[flomo]

update

my foot was killing me and barely able to walk on it. sunday march 23rd
i soaked it in peroxide for an hour and got some tweezers to remove the black sock fibers in the wound. there was some brown thing in there and pulled it out.
ended up pulling 2 more pieces of wood out
foot feels alot better

[Warpe]

holy crap, that's been in there for TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS!!??!!

[flomo]

holy crap, that's been in there for TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS!!??!!

yes
my wife kept asking me to see a doctor

i told i did "you"....she was not happy

[wesrman]

HAAAAAAAAAAA .

[Galapogos]

Quality thread.

[Unibomber14]

but i outlasted Dr. flomo(pathologist), she would not go deeper than a 1/8th of an inch in to me

Probably just returning the favor

[Galapogos]

but i outlasted Dr. flomo(pathologist), she would not go deeper than a 1/8th of an inch in to me

Probably just returning the favor

[swiggidy]

holy crap, that's been in there for TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS!!??!!

yes
my wife kept asking me to see a doctor

i told i did "you"....she was not happy

Sweet.

In middles school I got a splinter in my leg on Friday. My mom didn't take it out and I went to my Dad's for the weekend. He kept saying "I'll do it later" and by Sunday it didnt' really bother me anymore. 2 months later I was picking a scap and pulled a 1" piece of wood out.

[Unibomber14]

holy crap, that's been in there for TWO FRIGGIN' MONTHS!!??!!

yes
my wife kept asking me to see a doctor

i told i did "you"....she was not happy

Sweet.

In middles school I got a splinter in my leg on Friday. My mom didn't take it out and I went to my Dad's for the weekend. He kept saying "I'll do it later" and by Sunday it didnt' really bother me anymore. 2 months later I was picking a scap and pulled a 1" piece of wood out.

My dad woulda been like "If yer foot aint fallin off yet, then get me a beer!"

[wesrman]

but i outlasted Dr. flomo(pathologist), she would not go deeper than a 1/8th of an inch in to me

Probably just returning the favor

Line of the year so far.

[jackvance]

So where's the pictures of your wife then?