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    Default Messing with Verizon chat chick

    I bought a new phone today, and verizonwireless.com has this chat feature where some support person will help you through your order.

    I decided at the end to mess with her, it wasn;'t my best work:

    You: seems like everything worked out
    You: oh wait
    You: ... what the.
    Jordan.: Yes?
    You: it says it cost 50,000 dollars!!!??
    You: it charged 50000 dollars to my card
    You: oh my god
    Jordan.: Where do you see that?
    You: in the confirmation!
    You: what kind of god damned business are you running here
    You: i'm going to sue this company all of it's Freaking money
    You: how could you do that?
    You: ANSWER ME
    Jordan.: This may be a site error.
    Jordan.: I do not believe that was charged to your card.
    You: you don't believe?
    You: well i BELIEVE THAT YOUR COMPANY IS SCREWING ME
    Jordan.: I'm going to give you a phone number where they can view the order.
    You: i'm sorry i'm just joking
    You: april fools joke
    You: gone a little too far
    You: haha
    Jordan.: LOL
    Jordan.: You really did scare me.
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    bit weird imo but still lol.
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    lol nice
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    omg i laughed hard idk about everyone else.
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    you're gonna have to explain the jordan's and the you's.. i don't really follow
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    Our janitor is this super quite guy. Never says anything. Walks in today "someone left their lights on out there. " One guy jumps up "really" and runs to the window. "no, jk. April fools"

    Maybe you had to be there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Our janitor is this super quite guy. Never says anything. Walks in today "someone left their lights on out there. " One guy jumps up "really" and runs to the window. "no, jk. April fools"

    Maybe you had to be there...
    this would be awesome if they really did leave their lights on and the april fools joke was saying no jk april fools! then the battery would die on their car!
  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    you're gonna have to explain the jordan's and the you's.. i don't really follow
    it's just the structure of the verizon chat. You is me and Jordan is the support person.

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