Official say something nice thread {warning: borderline gay}

[spoonitnow]

Go for it.

[spoonitnow]

Brandi was decent-looking and could have very likely done well with some sort of soft-porn website when she was at the height of her popularity.

[spoonitnow]

Spenda is fun to talk to about poker.

[Warpe]

[spoonitnow]

Warpe has a cool quote in his sig.

[spoonitnow]

In response to my suggestion, euphoricism was nice enough to get everything set up for a new #flopturnriver channel for everyone to talk in and enjoy each other's company.

[spoonitnow]

boost is probably my favorite FTR'er.

[Lukie]

Spoonitnow makes a lot of commune threads, and they are all excellent.

[kingnat]

spoon is very generous with his helpful advice.

[ProZachNation]

Spoon is the only(or one of two or three) who I have talked to on aim about poker. And he is awesome.

[Deanglow]

kingnat is nice

[wesrman]

Much love <3 to everyone here for being so willing to help out noobs like myself, and not flaming us too bad for our dumb (but necessary) questions.
Speciall thanks to XTR, Spoon, Salsa, Chopper, Muzz, Swiggidy, Jack Saywer, Kmind, TLR, Eug and Robb for all of the advice.
Sorry if i forgot anyone.
FTR FTW ! ! ! !

[wesrman]

kingnat is nice

<3 Kingnat.

[jyms]

I wanna say thanks to anyone who has linked a 2+2 article worth reading. It keeps me from having to read through hundreds of posts filled with absolutely pointless drivel and just plain god awful threads to find the good stuff.

[bigspenda73]

Trainer Jyms eats babies but only in over-populated countries

[chardrian]

ftr loves shemales.

gabe's witty unpunctuated one-liners are one of the rare things I see on the Internet that I actually often laugh out loud to.

[Miffed22001]

i took spoons advice and 16 tables stars 100nl fr

[XTR1000]

Spoon has a great sense of humor

[badgers]

i took spoons advice and 16 tables stars 100nl fr

Snap

[BankItDrew]

I will only open this thread once due to its extreme gayness. Never before have I read so much with such little content. Everyone who encourages the OP with their own personal gay comment should be banned. Sometimes I wish FTR would filter the new member registration with a 'on a scale from 1 to 10, how lame are you?' tab.

One could only hope that such garbage would be found elsewhere. Unfortunately, it's nearly impossible to avoid filth and garbage and pointless nonsense on the internet. OP has successfully contributed to this difficulty, so to him: Thank you very much. I am so grateful that someone such as yourself is able to reinforce the idea that crap is so accessible.

If only one person on this wonderful planet were to read this post and have an affect on them in a positive way; then I've done my job. I only wish there was a more efficient way to reach these kids.

To the OP: You should be ashamed of yourself. The creation of this thread is by far the least productive thing I have ever seen. You have set the bar very low on the scale of productiveness. Maybe one day you'll realize the impact you have had on society.

[Deanglow]

bankitdrew is honest

[bigspenda73]

hah random yo

[spoonitnow]

BankItDrew is a cool guy.

[fat-b]

wat

[bikes]

Baaard has a solid meta

[kmind]

Thank you, Wes, what a very polite thing for you to say. I would like to thank many FTRers for their generousity towards me, but if I left anyone out, that wouldn't be too nice would it?. I would also like to say that fat-b is a very good flip poker player.

[vaks]

THIS THREAD SUCKS, I HOPE YOU ALL CATCH FIRE AND BURN A SLOW SLOW BURN...

BTW ID HAVE SEX WITH BRANDI,


but that was way before i read all that nasty horrible shit about her etc on the internet so you know its true etc

[bigspenda73]

Spenda is fun to talk to about poker.

i missed this, going one level deeper this means i'm not fun to talk to about anything else

[fat-b]

[fat-b]

ITS A META MACHINE ARE YOU RETAREDED SPOON

[fat-b]

lol i called you a retarded spoon funny

[fat-b]

skys the limit !

[vaks]

wat

wat

[fat-b]

oh and mcat and bbickes is hitnrunners.

[fat-b]

wat

wat

IT
IS
A
META
MACHINE

[vaks]

wat

wat

IT
IS
A
META
MACHINE

wat

[fat-b]

wat

wat

IT
IS
A
META
MACHINE

wat

sir , its still a meta machine. WAT IS IT REALLY dat hard to understands? :sad

[spoonitnow]

Prozach is a pretty cool guy when he's not blowing half his roll at $4.40s.

[bigred]

wat

wat

IT
IS
A
META
MACHINE

wat is a meta machine


wat

sir , its still a meta machine. WAT IS IT REALLY dat hard to understands? :sad

[Deanglow]

bigred is funny

[bigred]

its the ninja response sir

[d0zer]

bankitdrew is honest

BankItDrew is a cool guy.

Having just met him...QFT

[BankItDrew]

bankitdrew is honest

BankItDrew is a cool guy.

Having just met him...QFT

thanks man, right back at you and dave

i'm stoked about for this weekends casino trip btw

[bigred]

bankitdrew is a bot

[d0zer]

bankitdrew is honest

BankItDrew is a cool guy.

Having just met him...QFT

thanks man, right back at you and dave

i'm stoked about for this weekends casino trip btw

F'n eh bud!

We'z gunna robs us some donks & do lines offa stippers' asses with their monies~!

[d0zer]

bankitdrew is a bot

I'm a program written to increase his credibility. Also, I restart his main process in case he goes down, as he does me.

[bigred]

What is the matrix?

[wufwugy]

i nothing nice to say SO IM NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING AT ALL

[mrhappy333]

...

[flomo]

bankitdrew is a bot

I'm a program written to increase his credibility. Also, I restart his main process in case he goes down, as he does me.

that there sounds kind of gay

[BankItDrew]

bankitdrew is a bot

I'm a program written to increase his credibility. Also, I restart his main process in case he goes down, as he does me.

that there sounds kind of gay

i agree, but i'm optimistic that it was unintentional.

[swiggidy]

you guys filled up this thread fast, it's nice to know so many people are glued to FTR, cuz it rocks so much and stuff

[XTR1000]

FTR is probably the most heterosexual pokercommunity on the web.

[spoonitnow]

It was very thoughtful of rilla to make a sticky just for Brandi.

[gabe]

gabe's witty unpunctuated one-liners are one of the rare things I see on the Internet that I actually often laugh out loud to.

awwwwwwwww gee thanks nick

[a500lbgorilla]

spoonitnows jokes are easy to understand because they have 1 very simple undercurrent behind them all, try to push buttons. It makes them easy to ignore.

[fat-b]

spoon is our leader. long live spoon ! Im :sad cuz nobody wants to flip me. WHY WILL U NOTS FLOPS WITH ME IRC FRIENDS

[spoonitnow]

spoonitnows jokes are easy to understand because they have 1 very simple undercurrent behind them all, try to push buttons. It makes them easy to ignore.

Rilla is easy to level.

[fat-b]

i want to be a part of http://www.ssgrinder.com/pics/team_spoon.jpg to

[spoonitnow]

i want to be a part of http://www.ssgrinder.com/pics/team_spoon.jpg to

fat-b is really funny and is a good full ring player.

[fat-b]

i like u to

[fat-b]

remember when you blow up , im still ur wingman

[fat-b]

oh and im the best FR playar

[a500lbgorilla]

spoonitnows jokes are easy to understand because they have 1 very simple undercurrent behind them all, try to push buttons. It makes them easy to ignore.

Rilla is easy to level.

spoonitnow is transparent. An admirable quality in close friends.

[spoonitnow]

Roflmao

[spoonitnow]

wesrman has some cool avatars