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 Originally Posted by Lukie
one time i brought a bottle of dave's insanity sauce to middle school. hilarity ensued in the cafeteria. to this day i am still amazed that i somehow did not get suspended (teachers never found out).
i ordered a bottle of daves ultimate insanity sauce a few years back. 2 years ago on new years eve, i brought it with me to a party to play a few pranks on some of my friends. A few of my macho friends would tell me no hot sauce would put them on the floor blah blah blah, and they all failed the test. Well while i was tending to this girl that tried the sauce and was freaking out, some drunk guy took the bottle off the table and just chugged it, finishing the whole thing. Well it about 30 seconds after that he started going nuts, drinking water non stop for about 20 minutes. Thats when it gets good. He goes outside with a bottle of pina colada mix and starts throwing up, drinking pina to cool down the fire vomit, then drooling for like 5 minutes, and throwing up again. This process repeated all night, i woke up the next morning very early, like 6am, and he was still outside drooling and vomiting with 4 emty bottles of random mixers. He goes "i cant sleep cause every time i throw up it brings the heat back, im going to die." We still laugh at his about that.
That stuff is no joke, it's not even in the same league as any of the over the counter stuff you get at the store. i have a taste for vvvvery spicy foods, and can handle regular daves no problem, but the ulitmate insanity sauce is just 2 hot to eat straight. I still have a bottle of it, but i use it to season chili and things like that, never directly onto food.
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