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    Default stupid rednecks i went to high school with

    Because I'm not this guy

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    Or either of these guys.



    PS These are all people I went to high school with.
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    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
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    I saw this guy fall off the back of a truck a few times in the school parking lot while the truck was doing donuts trying to throw him off.
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    I saw this guy try to fuck two of his cousins in the same night. One of his cousins is the girl two posts up. I'm not making this shit up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    this is just completly standard. the rest is just horrible beats over and over and over and over and over again.
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    now post a picture of urself soo we can compare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat-b
    now post a picture of urself soo we can compare.
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    Default Re: stupid rednecks i went to high school with

    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Because I'm not this guy

    You're just the guy obsessed with him? WTF is the point of this thread?
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    Default Re: stupid rednecks i went to high school with

    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    You're just the guy obsessed with him? WTF is the point of this thread?
    Spoon's subconscious is crying out for FTR to understand and accept his redneck upbringing.








    ...over/under on how many times he banged the cousin-fucker's cousin

    ...or the cousin-fucker
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    Default Re: stupid rednecks i went to high school with

    Quote Originally Posted by pankfish
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Because I'm not this guy

    You're just the guy obsessed with him? WTF is the point of this thread?
    The thread title was different earlier, so the comments are out of context.


    And obviously the point of this thread is "stupid rednecks i went to high school with" like the fucking title says.
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    i would post regular suburban people i went to school with here in northern england but they dont have as many stories attached to them.

    it seems hick america produces some interesting and frightening characters. do a lot of these people actually live in trailer parks? do like 100% of kids with potential just leave town asap, leaving these chuckleheads to run riot? if i were to decide to travel across america would it be safe to ever go to a bar in some of these places or should I expect a beating/getting shot?
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    its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
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    i feel you spoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
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    Any further comments from euphoricism shall be redirected to this diagram of sand and his vagina.
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    i find that picture of euph's sand vagina very offensive. did you ask his sand vagina before you posted it?
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    that is one wide-set vajayjay... must have a heavy flow
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
    Did you ask Todd Brunson and that girl if you could post that pic?
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    lol, spoon your friends are gonna be pissed when they see this!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
    Lol, I read his response and instantly knew this would happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    i find that picture of euph's sand vagina very offensive. did you ask his sand vagina before you posted it?
    I laughed out loud at this.

    Quote Originally Posted by kingnat
    that is one wide-set vajayjay... must have a heavy flow
    Quote Originally Posted by Da GOAT
    lol, spoon your friends are gonna be pissed when they see this!!!
    Rofl @ "my friends".

    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    Lol, I read his response and instantly knew this would happen.
    I thought to myself, "What Would Jesus Do?"
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    what i think of spoon...

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    its pretty fucked up to post peoples images online without their permission.
    Did you ask Todd Brunson and that girl if you could post that pic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth?
    Doesnt everyone???
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth?
    Doesnt everyone???
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    btw that kid has a badass suit
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    Can I get his number? And how do I obtain Meth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth?
    He's ~20-21 in that picture I believe. Also, the sucking dick for meth thing comes from multiple fairly reliable sources who were around when it happened.

    I've seriously gotta get the fuck out of here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth?
    He's ~20-21 in that picture I believe. Also, the sucking dick for meth thing comes from multiple fairly reliable sources who were around when it happened.

    I've seriously gotta get the fuck out of here.
    i think you really do need to get out of there if you know people who suck dick for meth. west coast yo!
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    Seriously, meth? at walmart?
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow


    Or this guy, who it has been proven sucks dick for meth.
    lol, okay this guy looks like hes 14, at most. are you serious he sucks dick for meth?
    He's ~20-21 in that picture I believe. Also, the sucking dick for meth thing comes from multiple fairly reliable sources who were around when it happened.

    I've seriously gotta get the fuck out of here.
    i think you really do need to get out of there if you know people who suck dick for meth. west coast yo!
    Ya cuz no one on the west coast does meth...ldo.

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