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  1. 06-13-2008 09:35 PM #1
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    Default R. Kelly gets acquitted!

    http://cbs2chicago.com/local/r.kelly....2.746826.html

    i just cant help but laugh. i dont really care one way or the other. from the sound of it, it was a legit trial and no star treatment. there have been sooooooo many jokes at the expense of r. kelly, i almost feel bad for the guy.
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  2. 06-13-2008 09:39 PM #2
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  3. 06-13-2008 09:41 PM #3
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    ive heard r kellys coming out of the closet...
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    The headline for this story on fark.com:
    R. Kelly found not guilty. Prosecution pissed

    btw, for those who don't know fark, check it out. Great site.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101
    ive heard r kellys trapped in the closet...
    fyp.

    has anyone ever watched those videos? they are f'ing hilarious.
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    The plaintiff must have been pissed
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  8. 06-14-2008 01:19 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    The plaintiff must have been pissed

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    Also the Boondock's version of the R. Kelly trial, which is goddamn hilarious:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ibYLmDRzFc
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    is this about statutory rape?

    yea he should get off as should pretty much everybody who commits this 'crime'
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    ill be very disappointed if, the next time i check the porn film titles thread, there is no reference to r kelly....
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