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  1. 07-08-2008 07:40 PM #1
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    Default first brag/beat post

    brag: i just killed over 30 flies with a news paper. also probably sucked another 10 up with a vacuum cleaner, with the little hose extension dealy.

    beat: i was screaming scarface lines while i did it.
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  2. 07-08-2008 07:42 PM #2
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    real beat: you live (in/on/near) a huge pile of shit?
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  3. 07-08-2008 07:44 PM #3
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    yesterday a big spider walked under my chair. Instead of killing it like a brainless moran , i helped it outside my window with a newspaper.
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  4. 07-08-2008 07:45 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by fat-b
    yesterday a big spider walked under my chair. Instead of killing it like a brainless moran , i helped it outside my window with a newspaper like a brainless moran.
    I'm gonna vote you for write-in this November.
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  5. 07-08-2008 07:46 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    real beat: you live (in/on/near) a huge pile of shit?
    actually no. the front window was replaced, so obv there was a large void for a few hours, allowing tons of flies to enter.
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  6. 07-08-2008 08:03 PM #6
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    Default Re: first brag/beat post

    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    brag: i was screaming scarface lines while i did it.
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  7. 07-08-2008 08:03 PM #7
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    weird....

    i had to do the same thing twice last week.

    Amity horror?
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  8. 07-08-2008 08:08 PM #8
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  9. 07-08-2008 08:21 PM #9
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    Default Re: first brag/beat post

    Quote Originally Posted by HalvSame
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    brag: i was screaming scarface lines while i did it.
    seriously thats hardcore brag

    id be screamin all kinds of shit
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  10. 07-08-2008 08:34 PM #10
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    ya the scarface shouldnt be a beat?
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  11. 07-08-2008 09:38 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    real beat: you live (in/on/near) a huge pile of shit?
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  12. 07-08-2008 09:45 PM #12
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    brag: I know where to get Scarface lines
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  13. 07-08-2008 09:55 PM #13
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    okay maybe its beat: had 50 flies in my house; brag: i killed them while screaming scarface lines such as, "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND (referring to newspaper)."
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  14. 07-08-2008 10:08 PM #14
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    Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"

    You can't. Because there isn't anything.
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  15. 07-08-2008 10:14 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"

    You can't. Because there isn't anything.
    Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.

    I win.
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  16. 07-08-2008 10:17 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"

    You can't. Because there isn't anything.
    - When showing your junk to a nurse at the hospital
    - When turning your busted gutshot face up on the table
    - When answering the phone
    - When paying at the grocery shop
    - When presenting a winner at the academy awards
    - When engaging in sexual intercourse engagement with a lady friend
    - When killing every motherfucker in the room
    - When reading the news
    - When stopping your car at intersections

    Yup, you are right
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"

    You can't. Because there isn't anything.
    Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.

    I win.
    No, just scream it and then introduce your little friend. Then leave yourself. Unless gay.
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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  18. 07-08-2008 10:32 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"

    You can't. Because there isn't anything.
    Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.

    I win.
    Sure. You "didn't know".

    Still, that's cool.
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  20. 07-09-2008 03:41 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"

    You can't. Because there isn't anything.
    Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.

    I win.
    gator are you trying to tell us something?
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  21. 07-09-2008 07:26 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Name something that isn't made better by screaming "SAY HALLO TO MY LITTO FREN!"

    You can't. Because there isn't anything.
    Walking into a bar then noticing that it is actually a gay bar.

    I win.
    gator are you trying to tell us something?
    That he's an alcoholic? Rest is standard.
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  22. 07-09-2008 04:28 PM #22
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    Chris Kaman?
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