My gf's dad says God is punishing her...

[spoonitnow]

My girlfriend's dad said the reason she's having health problems is because God is punishing her for living with me without being married.

Thoughts?

[vaks]

get in closer with her family so they like you more

[Thunder]

Get away from her family.

[Galapogos]

What a sweet god.

[Warpe]

gingers are weak so it's obv genetic

[Jack Sawyer]

depends on wut kind of health problems

[mixchange]

get out of north carolina




go to south carolina and get a christian license plate

problem solved

[badgers]

tell him religion is retarded fuck off.

he should enjoy that.

[a500lbgorilla]

my gf's dad thinks I'm punishing God.

[will641]

my thoughts: who cares?

[a500lbgorilla]

my gf's dad said you do care because you need acceptance.

[Warpe]

ooo! oooo!...tell him it's because she inherited his recessive genes

that's got evolution and all sortsa shit wrapped up in it

[JKDS]

but how does he know god is punishing her? DID GOD SPEAK TO HIM!???? If so, contact church, declare it a miracle. If not, then ask what his SAT scores were...

seriously though, if he is super cereal about this and really thinks this, then you have to come off as a guy that fully respects his religion but disagrees with "god punishing her". "Doesnt god punish people for their sins in the afterlife?" might be a reasonable counter argument without having him throw you out of the house because you dont believe what he believes (or so i assume).

as an alternative...you could propose lmao.

[Ragnar4]

Tell him, that you think God's punishing you, because he's made such a douchebag your best friends dad...

oooh burn!

[wesrman]

Gay.

He sounds like a fuckin asshole if hes sayin that shit to his daughter. Move far away from hicksville ASAP, and just ignore him and wait for him to die.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

[BankItDrew]

What's more important than his opinion, is the combined opinion of you and your gf. So long as you and her are on the same page, nothing else matters.

[spoonitnow]

For those who missed the boat, he's also a preacher.

[wufwugy]

My girlfriend's dad said the reason she's having health problems is because God is punishing her for living with me without being married.

Thoughts?

tell him that its not because you're living together that god's mad, but because of all the ass-to-mouth you're giving her.

[Lukie]

I read this somewhere (not sure where), referring to a girl who was mentally retarded:

God was punishing her for sins committed *while still inside the womb*!

!!

Really, I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

[Deanglow]

spoon from all of your threads no offense but it sounds like your girlfriend may be nuts

[Fnord]

get out of north carolina

Seriously the best post yet.

Having lived in so many different places has been such a cool life experience.

[frosst]

yell him you talked to allah, and allah didn't agree with him

[givememyleg]

throwing who is right/wrong aside on the is there a god argument, how would he even know what god was doing anyway... seems like he thinks pretty highly of himself of he knows what god is doing

[a500lbgorilla]

throwing who is right/wrong aside on the is there a god argument, how would he even know what god was doing anyway... seems like he thinks pretty highly of himself of he knows what god is doing

How do you know what gravity is doing? You make observations and believe what others have told you about it. Try to imagine him doing the same with the big G-O-D

[JKDS]

actually, god's mad because you have a sneezing fetish...

[givememyleg]

throwing who is right/wrong aside on the is there a god argument, how would he even know what god was doing anyway... seems like he thinks pretty highly of himself of he knows what god is doing

How do you know what gravity is doing? You make observations and believe what others have told you about it. Try to imagine him doing the same with the big G-O-D

a+, would read again

[a500lbgorilla]

I don't understand your compliment shadowed by less-than-genuine internet-speak!

[swiggidy]

If only he knew about the butt sex

[Lukie]

throwing who is right/wrong aside on the is there a god argument, how would he even know what god was doing anyway... seems like he thinks pretty highly of himself of he knows what god is doing

How do you know what gravity is doing? You make observations and believe what others have told you about it. Try to imagine him doing the same with the big G-O-D

I think that everyone can agree that gravity is quite consistent with how it is 'supposed' to behave, notwithstanding that the graviton has not actually been discovered.

How many people can (honestly) say the same about god and religion-- that it's consistent with say, the bible?

Really terrible anology IMO. Basically what I'm saying is if you want to debate god or religion that's fine, but do it on their own terms. Don't try to relate it to gravity...

[a500lbgorilla]

throwing who is right/wrong aside on the is there a god argument, how would he even know what god was doing anyway... seems like he thinks pretty highly of himself of he knows what god is doing

How do you know what gravity is doing? You make observations and believe what others have told you about it. Try to imagine him doing the same with the big G-O-D

I think that everyone can agree that gravity is quite consistent with how it is 'supposed' to behave, notwithstanding that the graviton has not actually been discovered.

How many people can (honestly) say the same about god and religion-- that it's consistent with say, the bible?

I said imagine, not challenge. I can see how someone could find it very easy to categorize his world as God's gifts (flowers and candy) and God's not gifts (gays and spoonitnow).

[Lukie]

throwing who is right/wrong aside on the is there a god argument, how would he even know what god was doing anyway... seems like he thinks pretty highly of himself of he knows what god is doing

How do you know what gravity is doing? You make observations and believe what others have told you about it. Try to imagine him doing the same with the big G-O-D

I think that everyone can agree that gravity is quite consistent with how it is 'supposed' to behave, notwithstanding that the graviton has not actually been discovered.

How many people can (honestly) say the same about god and religion-- that it's consistent with say, the bible?

I said imagine, not challenge. I can see how someone could find it very easy to categorize his world as God's gifts (flowers and candy) and God's not gifts (gays and spoonitnow).

Yeah I think I misread that a bit. I agree with you when worded like that.

[BankItDrew]

For those who missed the boat, he's also a preacher.

I sort of envy this situation you're in... in a weird kind of way. I think it's pretty hot to be bangin' the Preachers daughter, while laughing all night long about religion and the idea of a God.

What's your stance on religion and God? Do you and her talk about it much?

[spoonitnow]

spoon from all of your threads no offense but it sounds like your girlfriend may be nuts

You'd have to be nuts to live with me.

I can see how someone could find it very easy to categorize his world as God's gifts (flowers and candy) and God's not gifts (gays and spoonitnow).

This is one of the best things I've ever read on the Internet, ever.

For those who missed the boat, he's also a preacher.

I sort of envy this situation you're in... in a weird kind of way. I think it's pretty hot to be bangin' the Preachers daughter, while laughing all night long about religion and the idea of a God.

What's your stance on religion and God? Do you and her talk about it much?

Both of the preacher's daughters I've been involved in have been total nymphos beyond what I'm willing to talk about openly on the Internet. It could be variance, but I think there's something psychologically to it.

My religious beliefs, after tons of hours of thought and reading and discussion on the subject, can be summed up as "I don't really care", which I guess makes me agnostic. She's the same except I think she has some underlying guilt for not "believing" when this is what she grew up on.

And we [thankfully] have great communication in all areas, including religious topics.

Random note to further build the character which I've become: my parents were both baptized as Jehovah's Witnesses when I was ~3rd grade.

[kevster]

My girlfriend's dad said the reason she's having health problems is because God is punishing her for living with me without being married.

Thoughts?

He's an asshole, end of.

Even if he believes this he shouldn't lay this shit on his own flesh and blood who is unwell. If he tried to talk to her sensibly about God and his beliefs then that's one thing but saying this is sort of stuff is not the act of a loving father.

[kevster]

Spoons ongoing preacher predicament is like "Footloose" for 2008.

I suggest you hold a local dance to win the preacher over and show him that unmarried anal with his daughter is no bad thing.

[spoonitnow]

I read this somewhere (not sure where), referring to a girl who was mentally retarded:

God was punishing her for sins committed *while still inside the womb*!

!!

Really, I couldn't make that shit up if I tried.

Yeah I remember this too. I think it was from those same idiots who were holding up the "God Hates Fags" signs, etc.

[Pythonic]

Get away from her family.

Yep, it will only get worse!

[Pythonic]

For those who missed the boat, he's also a preacher.

Run as fast as you can

[spoonitnow]

Who gives a fuck what a hater got to say amirite

[Lukie]

ooo! oooo!...tell him it's because she inherited his recessive genes

that's got evolution and all sortsa shit wrapped up in it

I feel like this didn't get the credit or the consideration that it deserves.

[bigred]

spoon, i need to know what these nympho religious girls are into, i really do

[Ash256]

Tell him she's your fag hag, not your gf

[spoonitnow]

spoon, i need to know what these nympho religious girls are into, i really do

Sucking dick. Seriously.

[ProZachNation]

Nothing pisses me off more than religion gl man

Why don't you move?

[spoonitnow]

Nothing pisses me off more than religion gl man

Why don't you move?

To be honest, it has to do with school. Until I finish my undergrad (I'm about 30 hours away from) it would seriously fuck me up to move out of state.

I'm considering northern Florida.

[mrhappy333]

northern Fla is just like the south. for real.

[a500lbgorilla]

move to Seattle

[Pythonic]

Move to Dubai