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    Default WTF is this delicious meat??

    Ok, so background first. My roomy randomly has this meat truck stop by his house and sell him an assortment of packaged (unlabled) meats at bargain price. Hes done it before and has yet to have any kind of problem so wtf, why not.

    So.....he comes back to our apt with bags of frozen meat. I can identify things like different kinds of steak, some porkchops, chicken, and others. I was in the mood for some red meat, so i took a package out, and cooked it up.

    Well...as it cooked...it changed from what i thought was some kind of cow thing to what i thought was some kind of chicken thing. What i mean is, Instead of the darkish brown color cow usually gets, it turned white!! AND it was springy to the touch! like...elastic ish...

    It took forever to cook, much longer than like beef or something...and was one of the most delicious things ive ever tasted. Texture resembled that of a porkchop but tasted almost like duck..also was really fatty

    WTF is this meat?????
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    Sounds like panda.

    Have the meat delivery guy prosecuted.
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    if panda tastes this good i will be living somewhere else in the near future.
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    whale?
    Gonna eat this today, it's my 4th favorite meat after ostrich, reindeer and moose. Super delicious.
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    what u described sounds exactly like my first experience tasting dog meat
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    dog really? hrm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    WTF is this meat?????
    Dude, you ate human.
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    I was thinking brain to.
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    chicken thigh

    what was the size and shape?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    chicken thigh

    what was the size and shape?
    Exactly what I was thinking when reading the responses. Wild boar was also in my mind but I don't find boar to be that fatty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    could be tongue
    That's what I thought too.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    chicken thigh

    what was the size and shape?
    Exactly what I was thinking when reading the responses. Wild boar was also in my mind but I don't find boar to be that fatty.
    IMO boar is pretty much same as pork.
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    it was obv raccoon meat. Or some crappy pork product.
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    deer does not turn white

    but partridge does

    want to send me some??
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    deer does not turn white

    but partridge does

    want to send me some??
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    Ask Redzill.. I'm pretty sure he eats alot of strange men's meat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Ask Redzill.. I'm pretty sure he eats alot of strange men's meat.
    Redzilla isn't even Asian... didn't you see his pic?
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    uhh.. almost certainly veal. What cut though? Im not sure. Need more detail. It could be sweatbreads, but if you didnt clean and cook these properly Im not sure you would have enjoyed the texture...
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    i was thinking of cheap meats
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    no bones, was shaped like a rectangle sorta how steak would be packaged. i must know what this is!

    to saulpaul, kinda looked like that...but not really. was one piece, thicker than a pork chop. I know for sure it isnt any kind of fish thing, but ive never had deer, lamb, veal, or any weirdesk meat like dog. its driving me insane.

    about the fat thing, before it was cooked id say about 20% was fat, distributed exactly like it might on a piece of steak. i might have more hidden in the freezer somewhere. if i do ill take pictures...I MUST KNOW WHAT THIS IS
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    o, also the meat is all prepackaged, cleaned, and has some kind of marinade. so really all i did was put some bbq on it when it was cooking and ate it lol. but really...what looks like beef, cooks like chicken and feels like pork? ack
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    my pic was pig brain cut up into small pieces and fried
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    It is pork, my mom buys those frozen off the truck meats and im 95% positive it was some type of pork product. Every time she buys some and cooks it, some of the "beef" product cooks up just like jkds. It is also square like the described.
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    also, the reason it is colored like beef is the solution they use to pack it in. It is a caramel colored brine the flavors and preserves the frozen meat.

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