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    Default OMFG I AM ON LIFE FUCKING TILT (please make me feel better)

    (*#& *#^ (#% &%#&

    So...I just figured out that I put in a BUNCH of my fucking bets in incorrectly.

    And it would have been kind of ok, but for the fact that the Seahawks just drove the length of the fucking field to make things fall in the worst possible fucking way that they could have.

    So instead of making $1406.25 like I thought I did (and like it is in my thread), I LOSE $965.

    For a net fucking difference of $-2371.44 ...

    #& ^*&)TWUOG&IO%&*) #^()JSG (*#^TUYSTUYGSGSUYTS&(^%&@#RTUISF&I^@RHGSF

    In case you care, that's about 18% of my remaining bankroll.

    OMFG I am on life fucking tilt. Someone make me feel better plz
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    The Texans won
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    Hah, yes they did. But thanks to your lions going for a 96 yard TD, I still lost money on that game.

    Thanks for trying though.

    Wow...can't believe my Sunday ended up like this after I was on super happy with the Texans win.
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    They play the Bengals next week. Auto win.
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    how did you put them in wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Hi Ed, I would like to ask you a question so that you have to relive your mistake and put you more on tilt, any idea on what a really good one is?
    fyp

    sowwy Ed, I did this once too, and I spent the whole day celebrating what I thought was a big win until I looked.
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    flattin ur 4bets, makin u tilt
    tonight i made $2200 playing texas holdem bonus and roulette.
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    someone get this man some god damned puppies!
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    I went 0-4 and the Red Sox lost and am probably something like 12-22 this year. Not as much dough, but yeah, I feel ya man.

    There's always next week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yourfather
    There's always next week.

    spoken like a true gambler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    someone get this man some god damned puppies!
    Yes plz.

    Although swiggs with the mustangs and girls is good too.

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