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    Default hellmuth rant

    can anyone link me to the most recent hellmuth rant in the wsop ME. it tops all rants ever, no exaggeration.
    here is my inspiration, ISF upset that he lost a dollar: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...806.html#28211
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    Aggressive call ala Vanessa Ruosso

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    Ya, short but sweet. The best part for me was when he blames the dealer and the dealer says, "I just sat down..."
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    Guys, I think he wanted the rant that just aired last night. Not the one from last week vs Roothlus. It's really bad but it's not on pokertube yet.
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    Yea, that seemed pretty tame to me. He knew it wasn't a bad play, he just was being himself...
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    Here's a video of it from the crowd's perspective. You can't really hear anything but you can see it's pretty heated.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URcB47kUZUk

    I'm sure the episode will be on pokertube within a couple days.
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    yeah, those aren't it. its really the most epic rant ever just cause of the shit he gets from the crowd. you'll know it when you see it, its on the featured table with like 100 ppl left in the ME, AKo vs T4
    here is my inspiration, ISF upset that he lost a dollar: http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...806.html#28211
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    there is no more degen/despicable thing to do than berate the dealer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    there is no more degen/despicable thing to do than berate the dealer
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    so where is this video?
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    It will be on pokertube but I don't think it's up there yet.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Lol, I'm just watching the earlier episodes right now. That asian guy with the french accent who keeps jawing with Negrenau is awesome. "I almost had the trips."


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schiplt
    yeah, those aren't it. its really the most epic rant ever just cause of the shit he gets from the crowd. you'll know it when you see it, its on the featured table with like 100 ppl left in the ME, AKo vs T4
    The video I posted was the actual rant you're talking about, it's just from the crowd's perspective so you can't hear anything. I did watch the WSOP episode last night with the rant on it but that hasn't been uploaded yet to pokertube. Thunder basically derailed this whole thread by posting the wrong episode.
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    phil hellmuth is such a douchebag/clown/joke. I'm honestly amazed that nobody has punched him in the mouth outside a casino or burned his house down or something similar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    phil hellmuth is such a douchebag/clown/joke. I'm honestly amazed that nobody has punched him in the mouth outside a casino or burned his house down or something similar.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLGiw4UxhhI
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Quote Originally Posted by Schiplt
    yeah, those aren't it. its really the most epic rant ever just cause of the shit he gets from the crowd. you'll know it when you see it, its on the featured table with like 100 ppl left in the ME, AKo vs T4
    The video I posted was the actual rant you're talking about, it's just from the crowd's perspective so you can't hear anything. I did watch the WSOP episode last night with the rant on it but that hasn't been uploaded yet to pokertube. Thunder basically derailed this whole thread by posting the wrong episode.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ztZ7WFo3nw
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    phil hellmuth is such a douchebag/clown/joke. I'm honestly amazed that nobody has punched him in the mouth outside a casino or burned his house down or something similar.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLGiw4UxhhI
    LOL, NICE!!!!

    Honestly, he's lucky he's in the poker community where he doesn't have a *whole* lot to worry about.
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    i used to think matasow and phil were kinda the same (bleh), now I love mike and hate phil. Esp after mike used the "I was getting the drugs for my friend" defense, my favorite WSOP interview ever.
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    i want to see this so bad, cmon puggy on pokertube!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    phil hellmuth is such a douchebag/clown/joke. I'm honestly amazed that nobody has punched him in the mouth outside a casino or burned his house down or something similar.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLGiw4UxhhI
    omg..did some one really pound him? or is that farce?
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    sam grizzle did apparently

    i always liked sam grizzle, just like i always disliked jean-robert bellande

    but bigbluff @ pokertube, upload this shit already!
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    Quote Originally Posted by WildBobAA
    Thunder basically derailed this whole thread by posting the wrong episode.
    My bad.
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    Here it is!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99-jcla0MHc

    Watch it quick because youtube might remove it.
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    ha, awesome

    hadn't watched it on TV yet, ty WildBob


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    what a fucking cunt. I think a lot of it is an act, he sees that he gets airtime so he does more of it.


    Didn't a few years back he say he was taking up yoga and he had stopped blowing up? lol
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    that's crazy. For me easily the most disturbing outburst yet and for me Hellmuth's blow ups have gone long out of style
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    WOWOW

    mikey told him "you are way out of line"

    WOW

    of all the people in the world, for mr matusow to tell you to cool off, you know you blew it indeed
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    lol it was so awesome to see hellmuth that pissed. he just gets worse every time i see him. i'm glad mike told him he was out of line. did he really get a penalty? i sure hope so. i love the "this is my life" line ahahahahaha!

    oh ya and no way dragomir gets to the final table if he keeps pulling that crap.
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    how can he not call when hellmuth basically announces that he has AK. "you got aces, no, you got AQ". when you have position and know your opponents cards you can call with any 2.
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    im pretty positive its all an act, i mean the more popular tv poker gets the crazier his outbursts are, im sure he didnt act like this at all b4 poker was on tv. hes a smart business man plain and simple, his play is boring as shit and he knows he wouldnt get airtime @ all without his antics.

    I think Dragomir made him realize he was out of line when he told him he had to pay to play and Phil got in free, im sure Phil is a good guy, everyone has said so and he gives more to charity than jus about any other player. but he forgets about the other persons situation alot.
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    what a fucking jerk
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    how can he not call when hellmuth basically announces that he has AK. "you got aces, no, you got AQ". when you have position and know your opponents cards you can call with any 2.
    i don't think that's what drag was thinking really. if he could read him then awesome. drag was just really loose and very aggro all episode long and was on a heater pretty much.
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    seiuropus whta afuckin gkjerk
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg at 12:02
    what a fucking jerk
    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg at 1:06
    seiuropus whta afuckin gkjerk
    lol what did you drink in the past hour?
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    such an awesome fist pump. Woulda been far better if he had like 3 high though.

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    i drank a lto cu zi lost at beer pong fucign shit but liqure png insued
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    i drank a lto cu zi lost at beer pong fucign shit but liqure png insued
    This.

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    That was it? Him saying "idiot" a bunch of times? Yea, it's unnecessary, and typical of him, but not as bad as I thought it would be...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    That was it? Him saying "idiot" a bunch of times? Yea, it's unnecessary, and typical of him, but not as bad as I thought it would be...
    i guess on paper it doesn't look too bad but it felt more hostile to me than his other rants.
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    what pisses me off the most is how he was given a penalty and then had it removed the next day, not sure if that was in the video but i just remember it from the live updates.

    seriously i use to think when he went off it was kind of funny, but after seeing how he acted at this years wsop he crossed the line way too many times. he was just a jerk and what he said was not funny. the guy is a complete asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    is it just me,or does gmml get drunk and post whore more often than me?
    haha, oops
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    damn, still not on pokertube
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgil
    how can he not call when hellmuth basically announces that he has AK. "you got aces, no, you got AQ". when you have position and know your opponents cards you can call with any 2.
    This bears repeating, since it would have been my contribution to the thread after seeing that episode.
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    ty ty gmml

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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    which part was toadstool in
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    The one I posted.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    oooh missed your link

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    slowroll comment is hilarious
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    it was a nice, thin valuebet too
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    hilariousness, that's great stuff


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    "to you its poker, to me its my life"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter
    That was it? Him saying "idiot" a bunch of times? Yea, it's unnecessary, and typical of him, but not as bad as I thought it would be...
    Agree. I'm sure there's been worse.
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    He's getting worse for sure. Every single time he lost a pot, any pot, regardless if he just made a bad play or a bad call (or of course if the other guy sucked out), he ALWAYS berated the other player. Every single hand that I've seen so far that they have shown on tv. He's just a fucking arrogant prick.

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    You guys forget about this? Hellmuth was assessed a 30 minute penalty for this outburst to be given at the start of the next day (I believe this was at the v v end of a day/level). However, miraculously, after speaking with the tournament director the penalty was uplifted and he was allowed to start the day.

    I wish one time when he makes his patented show up 3 hours late entrance that the entire table would just agree to instamuck their hands for 3 hours, pick up the chips, and move on.
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    thunder, or anyone, how can you not hate hellmuth after seeing this? he is waayyyy way out of line in his actions after the hand, and the way he thinks (aloud) about this hand shows so clearly that he is awful at poker and probably isnt a winning tournament player.
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    Yeah is a moron for thinking out loud but I don't think what he did was much worse than what we have seen so far
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    I'd say "dont educate the fish Phil" but roothlus is probably a 10X better poker player than Phil
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    I don't know i think he's probably pretty good. I just think most of it is an act. He wants players scared to play against him. He wants players scared to suckout. It's mostly an act not for tv but for the other players in the tournament
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    hahaha I love how he can't resist!

    "THIS IS THE STATE OF POKER! HE PUTS IN 300,000 DOLLARS WITH THAT AND THE CROWD CHEERS!"

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    Hey HONEY!!

    ...his wife must want to kill herself throughout most of the event.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shazbox
    Hey HONEY!!

    ...his wife must want to kill herself throughout most of the event.
    Yea, those crack me up. "Hey HONEY!!! They dealt me AK versus Aces again" - like the dealers are conspiring against him.

    AND!!!!!!!!!! What REALLY gets me is on an earlier episode when he successfully bluffs with some garbage hand he goes all off like "Let's play some poker. You can't just play the cards, you have to play the player".

    I guess that is only appropriate when it is HIM playing the player.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinho
    thunder, or anyone, how can you not hate hellmuth after seeing this? he is waayyyy way out of line in his actions after the hand, and the way he thinks (aloud) about this hand shows so clearly that he is awful at poker and probably isnt a winning tournament player.
    I don't have the data on-hand to prove (or refute) this, but the consensus over at 2p2 is that if he had to buy his own entries in tournaments, he'd be a big-time losing player. But since he has a recognizable name, acts like such a clown and for some reason people like him, he's sponsored and such by UB...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigteif
    I don't know i think he's probably pretty good. I just think most of it is an act. He wants players scared to play against him. He wants players scared to suckout. It's mostly an act not for tv but for the other players in the tournament
    so are you saying that he plays terrible poker all the time to level the world into thinking he sucks?
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    world level...epic
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    what a fucking cunt. I think a lot of it is an act, he sees that he gets airtime so he does more of it.


    Didn't a few years back he say he was taking up yoga and he had stopped blowing up? lol
    yeah or at least did some kinda side-show about yoga. he is so pathetic. karma is kicking him real hard. IMHO if he would respect his opponents he'd do much better. he needs to keep his mouth shut. he thinks he is a genius at guessing other peoples hands...and try's to intimidate vocally.

    he may be laughing all the way to the bank with his schtick, but sooner than later....he'll be done
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    i wonder if it ever occurred to him that his antics encourage people to play "rags" against him just to see a blow up. good to see he didn't final table.
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news...r-players-team

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-news...r-players-team

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