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    Default Monthly Brag Posts

    Figured I'll start the monthly bragging contest. I'm not posting graphs due to laziness and computer retardism.


    Cash games +13.5k +500RB
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Not really a braggable graph, but still one of my best months ever to date.

    $1700+ $285 ps bonus. yeee.


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    very nice antman, looks like you avoid variance pretty well.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Brag - 40k hands (a lot for me)
    beat - Ran like absoulte shit
    Further Beat - played 5draw/2-7TD/PLO and ran even worse in those so lost maybe $750 for the month after a 3month break)

    Fuck february IMO
    Ithink its fair to say i tilted off 2-3 buyins eventually

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    I think me and Max both made 100k
    Check out the new blog!!!
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    BR at the lowest point ever so no Brags here. I plan to have a great graph for March, April and May though.
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    Pathetic volume... Satanic prophits.




    I like these threads btw. Makes me want to try harder.
    I want to see some 5-figure graphs already!
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    another month of rakeback and about $2k. I need to sort my shit out if I'm gonna be finishing work end-April...

    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    I think me and Max both made 100k
    nh
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    weeeeeeeee 200nlaments. plus 500ish in rb

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    frosst you graph kinda makes me feel better
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    Fuck Feb imo. There is def. some bad play in here, but horray for being down 15+ Buyins in All in EV!!! and thats even with being up 4 buyins in ev in the last like 500 hands because i actually won 3 flips. im going to crush march so hard.

    +$750ish in RB
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    200nl finally didnt crap on my face

    Any full ring guys wanna do a prop bet this month PM me.
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    +4537.90 total

    at the end of the month



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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Fuck Feb imo.
    ]

    Wow @ ur graph...ouch
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    Fuck Feb imo.


    your due.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    -46.5k, oops.

    had one of my most enjoyable months ever overall though. until yesterday that is. i didnt play much poker in feb and i prob wont in march either.
    My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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    + 1700 $ rakeback
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    = 7.1K$ profit
    Larsmars: "I folded Aces today, I can't remember last time I did it, it must have been like half a year ago."
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    Reasonably stress free month, didn't play much mostly attributed to being back at uni plus not playing for the first week and a half of the month.






    Also had my best session of the month on my laptop whilst I was visiting home so I cant really miss that out.







    - $425 for the next days session on laptop.

    Plus $225 in rb and $240 in bonus = +3200ish in 13k hands.
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    +3.6k Cash games
    +1.5k FPP Bonus (Thx 2 playing s hitload of hands in Nov&Dec)
    +$250 PStars reload bonus
    =5.35k profit

    Currently thinking of a new quote/signature... Some sort of prayer to the Poker gods for enlightment etc..
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    Okay so I haven't been playing poker seriously for like many months. I've been super broke, pretty much penniless. I'm probably the brokest dude to own a dope car, and it sucks, I'm pretty stupid. I have been trying to sell it for so long, but I bought it for 46k 14 months ago and the best offer I've had in the last five months since I've been trying to sell it has been 30k. So I moved back in with my parents while I try to sell the car in Orange county and I'm trying to re-teach myself poker to be a winning player again.

    I put in a sick amount of hands this month, I started w/ like 100 bucks playing NL10 and played 110k hands on full tilt til I had enough to transfer over to stars, then I played another 40k on stars at 100nl and a little bit of 200nl. I feel pretty satisfied with the results I put up, though I do feel like I could have done a lot better and won a lot more if I had just kept from tilting at certain times and not played too long. Those are things I'm going to work on next month. Looks like I profited about 4500 plus 1400 in rakeback. Here's graphs:

    This is FTP



    And Stars

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    MUST PLAY MORE HANDS!!!!
    This is my best month ever though!!!


    The great accomplishment of the month is this though...




    p.s. I'm very drunk right now and I feel this is a worthy "brag", ldor!!!!
    (10:08:39 PM) Bbickes: animal chin is pretty much the balla i wanna be
    (10:08:44 PM) Bbickes: drinking every night
    (10:08:48 PM) Bbickes: and ballin hard all day
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    100NL:


    Few hands, good month. Almost didnt play at all this month.. But that had a huge influence on my pokercareer. A site mailed me why I didn't play this month and what they could do to make me play.

    Result: Pushed my rakeback up to 50%

    Planning on pushing it further in some months
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms
    BR at the lowest point ever so no Brags here. I plan to have a great graph for March, April and May though.
    yes.

    like -$400 in cashgames and +$130 in donkaments. BR dwindled down to a two yr lo after paying for semester fees and stuff. i crossed out "March" in my calendar and replaced it by "moniez".
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    -$95 poker, +$141 bonuses and rakeback

    Didn't play a ton, ~8000 hands. I can't mind the poker loss though, as it was me adjusting to 6-max. Tuition, ftw.
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    Most of this is 50NL with some 100NL mixed in. Down over $350 in EV. Up like $150 in rakeback.
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    Spread across 25NL/50NL, and PS/FT. Probably made $10 in rakeback or something.



    I had 6 buy-in up/down swings in both. Didn't feel like I actually played very much.
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    (='.'=)
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    I think me and Max both made 100k
    well done guys.
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    [x] Bestest month evar (again)

    plus $300ish in bonus

    Quote Originally Posted by ISF
    Nothing actually changes in a poker game besides equity....
    When we can maximize our equity, we will make lots and lots of money.
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    Yeah, fuck Feb. *cries*
    Check out my self-deprecation here!
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    +$21.85 from cash
    +$27.20 from tourneys
    -$55 from HEM
    ~-$7

    Looking for good things from March!
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    dev your won without showdown is scary.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    February was my best month ever by far. +$78. Feels good to have a winning month and the biggest news is I'm over $100 and playing 5nl w00t!

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    Started Feb with $70.

    ~3.2k hands 2NL @ 45bb/100 = $30
    ~1.3k hands 5NL @ 30bb/100 = $21

    =+$51

    Need to play a lot more hands in March...
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    dev your won without showdown is scary.
    Honestly, I think this is because I'm raising all sorts of crap in late position and c-betting, then folding later in the hand. I end up with really weak hands on later streets and the regs all know it. I can work on it, but I really think it'll end up killing my action in the long run. hey wait a sec, that would lower my variance... Eureka!
    Check out my self-deprecation here!
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    I hate my graph, but looking at some of the others here I dont feel as bad as I did.
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    My graph looks like stairs, this must be a good thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    frosst you graph kinda makes me feel better
    i think the amount of times i was 2 outered in that downswing is >= the amount of times i've been 2 outered in the last year. but it actually didn't bother me after the 3rd day of losing 700+ lol money desensitization ftw!! or future degenerate gambler ftl only time will tell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall28
    This is FTP
    ...
    And Stars
    ...
    In HEM go to Options - Player Aliases.

    Add a new one, then add your FTP and Stars usernames to that alias. Then you can view both as a single player (and still switch back to individual ones if you choose).
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    Mostly 25nl and 50nl.

    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Mostly 25nl and 50nl.
    You played 57k hands last month?
    (\__/)
    (='.'=)
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    +1k donkaments
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    nice bigred!

    but, when did you start playing poker? last time i checked you were playing nl100 on absolute like 2 years ago.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    +6k
    +250 bonus
    +$30 freeroll while drunk

    Trying to break into midstakes and not doing a great job. Dropped 2k on last day of feb and 2k down so far in march.... 3/6 is def rigged that is 100% confirmed. I think I'm down ~3k at 600nl and 100 hands of 1knl, meh. Hopefully march will be better despite bad start :S
    3k post - Return of the blog!
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    Definitely a better month than January. Still ran almost a 1000 under EV, but people's awfulness saved me.



    +1k rakeback


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Lost a little playing online (in the process of removing most of my money from online.) Made a killing in live games. I think the bank teller thinks my wife is a drug dealer.
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    +$1535 at 100nl
    +$1355 at 200nl
    +$7 at 10nl

    Total from play $2897

    played 15,280 hands

    Rb about $250

    best month ever.
    Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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    Funtimes at the kettleofish cafe. Had to stop short of my hand goal as well due to tilt and some out of town gigs. Ranger, Galap; pm me or post ur screen names for cashish. Can do either tilt or stars.

    There's only one system. Bet. Lose. Borrow. Steal. Lose. Take the drugs. Lose. Prison. Death.
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    w00t! I_Lie_2_U on Stars.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    dranger7070 on Stars.

    You came close!
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    Shippled to both. Enjoy my monies! Ranger may u spin it up to mirrions, Galap, judging from your graph I'd say just stick it on the pile u already have
    There's only one system. Bet. Lose. Borrow. Steal. Lose. Take the drugs. Lose. Prison. Death.
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    Yea I definitely won't waste it! Thanks man! I'll make sure I set one of these up for you when I get up to 25 or 50nl

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