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  1. 03-15-2009 11:59 AM #1
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    Default HUNTING A 500LBGORILLA

    I knew that would get your ass here LOL I am new here and not to sure how to get arond this site but I see on all your post about your fish and loaf, I want to have someting like that on my post but I don't want to write it everytime it's good and I want to make it show up evertime lol

    ( I'm just a troll looking for a free bridge to cross )
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  2. 03-15-2009 12:34 PM #2
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    what gun are you using? 500lbgorillas are hard to bring down. It's well known their strength is based on satanic dark magics so you best have your bullets made of silver and blessed by something holy.

    Good call speaking in gibberish, btw. He'll never figure out wtf you're trying to say.
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  6. 03-15-2009 04:38 PM #6
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    I think he wants to know how to make a signature?
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  7. 03-15-2009 05:27 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by JL
    I think he wants to know how to make a signature?

    YES THATS IT, IF THATS WHAT IT'S CALLED ......THANK YOU !


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  8. 03-15-2009 05:31 PM #8
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    its in your profile. Caps lock key is on the far left of your key board.
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  9. 03-15-2009 05:49 PM #9
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    bleh, was hoping for mspaints of guerillas hunting gorillas in the jungle
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  10. 03-15-2009 06:30 PM #10
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    was hoping for screenshots of somebody assraping the head of guerilla games
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  11. 03-15-2009 07:18 PM #11
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    someone should probly tell him how to quote also
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  12. 03-15-2009 10:12 PM #12
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    is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!


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    ok ok, you do a spinebuster and then when he gets up I will DDT him on a steel chair, gogogo


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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
    Awesome bomb FTW.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
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  16. 03-15-2009 10:31 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
    Awesome bomb FTW.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
    OMG!!! hahaha ty that was great
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfaess
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
    Awesome bomb FTW.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
    OMG!!! hahaha ty that was great
    Ya best big man ever and one of the best of all time imo. Its too bad he hung himself.
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  18. 03-15-2009 10:55 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by kfaess
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    is this going to be a wrestling match? if so let me be your tag-team partner, motherfucking rilla needs to go down!
    Awesome bomb FTW.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnnj...eature=related
    OMG!!! hahaha ty that was great
    Ya best big man ever and one of the best of all time imo. Its too bad he hung himself.
    I might be ignorant here, but who is ECW?
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  19. 03-15-2009 11:05 PM #19
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    It was a small wrestling promotion during the 90s that went out of business. It was geared towards adults that wanted to see wrestling more like a sport than a kiddy show. Lots of violence and lots of skill rather than talking. Plus it was funny as hell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aav10...eature=related

    I was at a few of these shows.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU0ODeiO7GY
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    Oh ya and the crowd was carzy as hell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1unypDKAE&NR=1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etF5Y...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Oh ya and the crowd was carzy as hell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1unypDKAE&NR=1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etF5Y...eature=related

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Oh ya and the crowd was carzy as hell.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1unypDKAE&NR=1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etF5Y...eature=related

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    in other news, is there a bounty on rilla's head? we require dead or alive poster imo
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  24. 03-16-2009 06:37 PM #24
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    thats crazy stuff, esp those chairs thrown on the two guys by the crowd.
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  25. 03-16-2009 07:46 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfaess
    someone should probly tell him how to quote also
    yes please tell me how to quote and also how do I get my coozhound to show up? thanks to everybody on how to get signature !!!!! I will be around on this forum so I don't have do it all today be seeing you all ....RUFF
    <<<<<<JUST A TROLL LOOKING FOR A FREE BRIDGE TO CROSS>>>>>>
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  27. 03-16-2009 08:01 PM #27
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    UG that was great was not trying to start war with the gorrilla but he has some smart ass remark about the CAPS LOCK BUTTON so now going to have let him know how to hunt a 500lbgorrilla


    ANSWER: put a coozhound on his tracks
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  29. 03-16-2009 08:08 PM #29
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    thanks 500lbgorilla just knew i would get a lot of feed back from this topic and my answers too !
    they say when you go to prison walk up to the biggest motherfucker in the jail and punch him in the face they dont tell you he's gonna beat the shit out of you LOL no hard feelings bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    oh i got smart ass remarks from here to Uranus
    This might be the best thing you've ever said.
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