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  1. 02-13-2009 11:18 PM #1
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    Default wow gg life

    The kid is 4ft tall 13 years old and has a kid. The link is below:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2233878.ece



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  2. 02-13-2009 11:42 PM #2
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    damn, kid got spawn camped irl
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  3. 02-13-2009 11:54 PM #3
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  4. 02-13-2009 11:55 PM #4
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    I like how the gf is 15, but looks 18/19, and he's 14 but looks 8/9.
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  5. 02-14-2009 12:02 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    I like how the gf is 15, but looks 18/19, and he's 14 but looks 8/9.
    lol oh man.. that picture is REALLY weird of the two of them haha
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    maybe the gf is just a huge slut and it's some other dude's baby.
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    [x] 100% bullshit
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    i hope they die
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Bigcity
    i hope they die
    Bit harsh, but the gf was definitely hit smack in the face with the ugly shovel.
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  11. 02-14-2009 12:52 AM #11
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    as my Pappy use to say, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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  12. 02-14-2009 01:01 AM #12
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  13. 02-14-2009 01:22 AM #13
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    with any luck, he'll be a grampa before he's 30

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  14. 02-14-2009 03:23 AM #14
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    Best part: (if it's real)

    The kid, looks like he had a few years of being a ladykiller ahead of him in college, being able to bang hot chicks

    AND HE FUCKIN' NABBED A MANATEE PIG SLUT. Sooooueeee! Soooooueee!!

    She looks like the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was a dick! Good god.
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  15. 02-14-2009 04:07 AM #15
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    at 12, I probably thought the only use for my penis was to pee. that, and to shake it around and do silly tricks with it.

    I don't think I fully discovered masturbation until I was 13, let alone know that I could have sex with a girl's vagina with it......that little dude is a P.I.M.P.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    She looks like the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was a dick! Good god.
    lol, so wrong but so fucking awesome


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    The kid, looks like he had a few years of being a ladykiller ahead of him in college
    LOL @ him going to college
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4
    She looks like the smartest thing that ever came out of her mouth was a dick! Good god.
    lol, so wrong but so fucking awesome
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    I just know I'm gonna say this the next time I'm drunk and get shot down by some bimbo at a bar.
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  21. 02-14-2009 05:02 PM #21
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    proof for intelligent design imo
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  22. 02-14-2009 06:53 PM #22
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    the girl pwned him... child support ftw
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  23. 02-14-2009 07:54 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    at 12, I probably thought the only use for my penis was to pee. that, and to shake it around and do silly tricks with it.

    I don't think I fully discovered masturbation until I was 13, let alone know that I could have sex with a girl's vagina with it......that little dude is a P.I.M.P.
    really? Guess I was an early bloomer?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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  24. 02-14-2009 08:40 PM #24
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    ^^^ LOL me too

    My dad caught me masturbating when I was nine! I didn't know how I actually learned, I never seen porn or knew what a vagina was, but somehow it learned that it felt good and I couldn't stop doing it LOL. Don't think I ever came though until about 12
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  25. 02-14-2009 08:51 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    at 12, I probably thought the only use for my penis was to pee. that, and to shake it around and do silly tricks with it.

    I don't think I fully discovered masturbation until I was 13, let alone know that I could have sex with a girl's vagina with it......that little dude is a P.I.M.P.
    really? Guess I was an early bloomer?
    no, not really. of course I knew what my ding-a-ling was to be used for.

    not knowing exactly how to masturbate at 12 is true. I mean I knew how but didn't know how to finish the job if that makes sense.


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  26. 02-14-2009 09:00 PM #26
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    This thread is going in a troubling direction...



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    lol this thread is awesome!

    I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    This thread is going in a troubling direction...
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    lol this thread is awesome!

    I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
    ... or awesome direction.
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  29. 02-14-2009 09:33 PM #29
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    I'm not gonna lie this thread may have been saved.



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  30. 02-14-2009 09:37 PM #30
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    hmm I dont think I should go into detail about this stuff on a public forum.. but ya def early bloomer ug..
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    lol this thread is awesome!

    I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
    Fuck.. and I was trying to quit.
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  32. 02-15-2009 12:17 AM #32
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    it's real cuz CNN says so

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe...and/index.html


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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    damn, kid got spawn camped irl
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    lol this thread is awesome!

    I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
    Best thread EVER
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    lol this thread is awesome!

    I didn't masturbate until I was 14 I think ...
    Random fact: Courtie and I first met when she was 14. Just saying.


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    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe...ef=mpstoryview

    another boy is coming forward claiming to be the father
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/02/15/boy.baby.dad.england/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

    another boy is coming forward claiming to be the father
    JERRY JERRY JERRY!
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    Naw it's going to be a paternity episode on maury ldo.



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    Theres a sad commentary on America when the first thing we say when we hear 16yr old claims to be actual father instead of 12 year old is, "I'll just wait to see it on TV"
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    Jerry Jerry Jerry!
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    maybe the gf is just a huge slut and it's some other dude's baby.
    this guy seems pretty smart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Parasurama
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/02/15/boy.baby.dad.england/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

    another boy is coming forward claiming to be the father
    JERRY JERRY JERRY!
    I lol'd hard at this.
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    its on all the major news channels here. u can beleive our news stations lol. I did hear a rumour theirs 4 possible dads.
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    Hmm , idiot parents to call to kids to account!
    13 and 15 they just kid , little baby is big accountability.
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    Hmm , idiot parents to call to kids to account!
    13 and 15 they just kid , little baby is big accountability.
    You talk purdy, will you be my accountabilibuddy?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    You are NOT the father!
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...entry_id=37526
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    I mean come on WHAT THE POOP.

    How the f**k can this ugly ass skank trick these boys into sexing with her. Fuck man in some years they are gonna realize who the fukk they've slept with and fukkn kill themselves, or cut off their soontobe manhood.

    If i ever saw this chick i wouldn't hesitate to chrisbrown her down
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