You got a bunch of Donkeys on FTR

[Maynardtool]

I have never understood a donk who min raises with pocket 2's and the flop comes K J 6 all different suits..Me and this idiot are the only ones in the pot..I have k 10 and check he bets I push all in and I'm happy as can be because he has a pair of 2's..Guess what comes on the turn a fucken 2..So I see where all the donks play at FTR..Guess you teach that kind of stupid shit at this forum..So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets...

[bigspenda73]

at least say who it was

[bjsaust]

5 stars, I hope this was a tourney!

[Stacks]

Best hand won!

But how much did you lose?

At least it was a freeroll.

Etc. etc.

[Parasurama]

Hey guys I'm maynardtool welcome to my logic class:

1. I played against someone who has the same name as someone on FTR
2. He made a play that I thought was stupid and sucked out on me

Therefore, the person I played against is a donk AND a poster on FTR AND all posters on FTR are donks AND I believe all of this with a confidence level great enough to make a post about it on FTR

[kmind]

I have never understood a donk who min raises with pocket 2's and the flop comes K J 6 all different suits..Me and this idiot are the only ones in the pot..I have k 10 and check he bets I push all in and I'm happy as can be because he has a pair of 2's..Guess what comes on the turn a fucken 2..So I see where all the donks play at FTR..Guess you teach that kind of stupid shit at this forum..So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets...

QFT

[Pelion]

at least say what stakes it was at

fyp

[Warpe]

checking my HHs...(srsly)...

[bjsaust]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/tilt-f42.html

[bigspenda73]

I cannot believe ppl actually get upset during freerolls, how can you get mad if you didn't lose anything?

[bjsaust]

If Maynard was playing in an FTR freeroll, does that mean he's included in the donkey count?

[JR9477]

What was your SPR?







(M, Stack Sizes?)

[settecba]

What was your SPR?

LOL

What was your SPR?

nh, sir

[JinxT4]

Y would you call a raise pre-flop with only a King & a Ten? That's not even a pair.

[JKDS]

Y would you call a raise pre-flop with only a King & a Ten? That's not even a pair.

any two cards can win ldo. what are you, a fish?

[Ragnar4]

I have never understood a donk who min raises with pocket 2's and the flop comes K J 6 all different suits..Me and this idiot are the only ones in the pot..I have k 10 and check he bets I push all in and I'm happy as can be because he has a pair of 2's..Guess what comes on the turn a fucken 2..So I see where all the donks play at FTR..Guess you teach that kind of stupid shit at this forum..So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets...

shhh.

I can't hear you over the sound of all your chips in my stack.

[Luco]

Quick bit of punctuation practice for you. When you finish a sentence, it goes *period* *space* not *period* *period*. If you can master this then I promise you, hand on my heart, I won't call your all in with my twos next time. Even though your chips smell like cookie dough.

[hopeful]

this has to be the thread of the month

[daven]

this may have been me, but the pot was 3-bet and I shoved, not him.

[XTR1000]

Welcome to FTR!

Become a valued member to get one free freeroll suckout/week.

[Pelion]

Y would you call a raise pre-flop with only a King & a Ten? That's not even a pair.

KT has 6 outs. Pairs only have 2 outs.

Moran.

[Robb]

So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets...

Ban?

Ban?

Hall of Fame, imo.

[AFchung]

what were you doing in there with KT?

[Keith]

   1,712,304  games     0.015 secs   114,153,600  games/sec

Board: 
Dead:  

	equity 	win 	tie 	      pots won 	pots tied	
Hand 0: 	50.895%  	50.48% 	00.42% 	        864340 	     7142.50   { 2d2s }
Hand 1: 	49.105%  	48.69% 	00.42% 	        833679 	     7142.50   { KhTc }

coin flipping as an underdog . No wonder you're pissed you lost. The fact you're pissed about a 2 coming tend to imply you hit a K or T as well whihc makes this even funnier .

[Luco]

uhh keith, he paired the king. put the board cards in there.

[Keith]

dam ....missed that in the speed reading lol

[HarleyGuy13]

I wonder if the FTR donkey watched the SuperPro play KT a few times before this or other GREAT starting hands? Or maybe other "Hey I got TopPairShittyKicker hands. IDk maybe he thought I get this dude will freak the fuck out if I suck out on him and that will so be worth all my freeroll chips.

[wonderland]

Maynardtool.

IM IN UR FUCKeN GRAMMAR, WATCHING U SHOVE.

[str32]

now thats funny

[surviva316]

Even though your chips smell like cookie dough.

nice.

btw, maynardtool, is the way you played the hand up for analysis also?

ps...this was a freeroll.................

[Miffed22001]

BUT HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE???!?!?!!?

[sportbike33]

LMAO, this guy is hilarious... Can I buy you a beer??

[TonyB73]

obv 22 is da nutz against maynardtool - the sooner he understands that the better off he'll be

[BennyLaRue]

What, no quack quack? Allow me.

[BennyLaRue]

Quack Quack.

[Airles™]

Hee. Fucking. Haw. Free rolls are for us FTR'ers to let out our inner donkeys... get with the program.

And yeah, I ALWAYS re-raise all-in with top pair on the flop.

[bigspenda73]

alright OP hasn't responded, this thread is over

[Stacks]

Is it really? Cuz I can still type.