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Two-Year-Old Smokes a Pack of Cigarettes a Day

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  1. 06-29-2009 11:26 AM #1
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    Default Two-Year-Old Smokes a Pack of Cigarettes a Day

    Seriously WTF???

    http://www.javno.com/en-world/two-ye...s-a-day_267582
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  2. 06-29-2009 11:43 AM #2
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    Oh wow.
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    This really pisses me off.

    [The Boy's Father] was the one who started giving his son cigarettes so he could more easily deal with the pain of hernia because he was too young to undergo surgery.
    WTF? what would make you think that fucking cigarettes would be a good painkiller for a 18 month old? Fucking idiots in this world.
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  4. 06-29-2009 11:49 AM #4
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    Currently the toddler smokes a pack a day between vomiting and tantrums and does not want to stop. If he is denied to smoke, he throws himself onto the floor and screams.
    Wow. How do they think a 2 year old will deal with addiction?

    Pretty shitty parenting imo. Don't they have like. . social services there? Where they can take away the child? I would guess no, since no one is doing anything about the kid smoking a fucking pack a day. Ugh. Okay [/rant]
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    Does he get drunk too? Cuz then I would be impressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelle
    Currently the toddler smokes a pack a day between vomiting and tantrums and does not want to stop.
    Kick him too imo

    and kick the father. Like 1 donkey backkick for every cig he gave his kid, and 2 for future ones.
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    we prefer to kill our children with pizza, ice cream, and big macs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    we prefer to kill our children with pizza, ice cream, and big macs.
    ha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    we prefer to kill our children with pizza, ice cream, and big macs.
    Epic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    we prefer to kill our children with pizza, ice cream, and big macs.
    Don't forget Science!
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    Don't we just blind them with Science?
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    no, they've already been blinded by the light.
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    Then they find Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
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