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  1. 07-31-2009 04:38 PM #1
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    Default Wrong Number Texting Funtime

    Today I received a text message from an unknown number. I hope it's not someone I actually know.

    So far we got:

    Wrong Number: the divorce was granted today. pending a few issues to be finalized. keep us in prayer.

    Me: Prayer is for those who want to feel a sense of accomplishment without actually doing anything.

    WN: I don't understand.

    FTR: _______________________________


    FTR, I want your help. Let's hear some suggestions. GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
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  2. 07-31-2009 04:55 PM #2
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    *You don't understand, and I don't know how to explain things to a moron*
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    FYI

    I did a search online for the #

    It's a cell phone from Freehold, NJ USA.
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  4. 07-31-2009 05:20 PM #4
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    just go to Texts from last night.com and copy some shit from there!
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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  5. 07-31-2009 05:29 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    just go to Texts from last night.com and copy some shit from there!
    90% of my daily facebook posts are from there

    i'm trying to get FTR involved here
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  6. 07-31-2009 05:33 PM #6
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    how about "then pray for understanding"
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    LOL awesome^^^^
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    Wrong Number: the divorce was granted today. pending a few issues to be finalized. keep us in prayer.

    Me: Prayer is for those who want to feel a sense of accomplishment without actually doing anything.

    WN: I don't understand.

    FTR: Then pray for understanding.

    waiting for response...
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  9. 07-31-2009 06:05 PM #9
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    ha. I love the anti-faith response. And I love the wrong numbers first message even more, asking for prayer in a divorce settlement..
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I love the wrong numbers first message even more, asking for prayer in a divorce settlement..
    LMAO i know i know...

    This is turning into the best day ever.

    Usually I get wrong number phone calls from a young boy who asks: "Daddy?"

    I'm not shitting you. It happens about once a week. Every Muhammed damned time I tell that little a$$hole I'm not his dad and to stop calling.
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  11. 07-31-2009 06:24 PM #11
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    At some point send this: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones

    Then ask him to pray for God to stop condoning the murder of babies
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    At some point send this: Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that takes and dashes your little ones against the stones

    Then ask him to pray for God to stop condoning the murder of babies
    sent
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  13. 07-31-2009 06:38 PM #13
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    noooooo... youre being to overt. And you need to wait for them to respond before you send another message, otherwise youll just be flooding their inbox with nonsense instead of having an awesomely hilarious conversation.

    and tell the little boy that you are a firefighter who just recovered the cell phone from a car crash and that his father is now dead. Or if you arent that evil, tell him that your his dads boss and his dad just got fired for being an all around worthless piece of shit.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i'm going to wait for a reply before sending another one. i may have already prematurely ejaculated on this one.
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    Default Re: Wrong Number Texting Funtime

    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    Today I received a text message from an unknown number. I hope it's not someone I actually know.

    So far we got:

    Wrong Number: the divorce was granted today. pending a few issues to be finalized. keep us in prayer.

    Me: Prayer is for those who want to feel a sense of accomplishment without actually doing anything.

    WN: I don't understand.

    FTR: _______________________________


    FTR, I want your help. Let's hear some suggestions. GOGOGOGOGOGOGO
    Oh, really? Your former spouse got it. Maybe you really were the problem.
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    hopefully the fish is still on

    this thread has huge potential
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  17. 07-31-2009 10:57 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by BankItDrew
    I'm not shitting you. It happens about once a week. Every Allah damned time I tell that little a$$hole I'm not his dad and to stop calling.
    FYP. Also you should quote the Koran at some point if he keeps texting.
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