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    Default OMG DTHORNE!!! $5 PLO/PLH final table!

    ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY TWO DOLLARS for first!

    No one deserves it more than this sicko.
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    1 starred, accidentally signed up while trying to sign up for 11c, but couldn't bring myself to throw it, fml
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    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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    on the bright side, it's a final table
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    5th and got it in so bad, you really have to try to get it in that bad at omaha. Stick to hold'em sir!
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    5 spades obv
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    probably sipping back on some Bud Light Lime while he's at it
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    wtf Bud Light Lime, what a pussy, Canada wearing off on you brah
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    wtf Bud Light Lime, what a pussy, Canada wearing off on you brah
    wtf don't blame us for that flavored pisswater
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    wtf Bud Light Lime, what a pussy, Canada wearing off on you brah
    One thing I will give Canada is they have real beers. This is the Phillifaggia in Dthorne

    see what i did there, i indicated that your gay by slightly altering your hometown's name
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    i hope you all die in a greasy fire.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    wtf Bud Light Lime, what a pussy, Canada wearing off on you brah
    Yeah you've got this backwards. You guys are the ones with weak beers.
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    I've actually thought about using bud light lime as mix for highballs. I haven't gotten around to trying it though. I think a gin/budlight lime would be pretty good.
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    call me gay but bud light lime is ok. is it something I'm going to drink often? no. but it's actually a pretty good summer drink.


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    mmmm bud light lime
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    george, youre such a fucking queer.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    hahahaha yessssssssssss

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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    george, youre such a fucking queer.
    This

    Call me a snob but I'm not sure if I could drink enough BudLime to actually get drunk
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    I think the most bud light limes I have ever had in one sitting is four, then I switch to Miller Lite which I'm sure all you douche bags will tell me isn't a manly enough beer too.

    I said bud light lime was GOOD, as in it tastes good. Sorry I'm not such a badass drinker that I drink something I can't pronounce, made in some micro brewery in a secret location in Germany or something.

    IMO there's only one person worse than a beer snob, and that's a wine snob, but they're still both pretty bad.

    EDIT: You guys will probably understand this when you're married. I've never had a BLL in a bar, never bought it for myself, etc...But the wife likes it and I'll have a couple of them whenever she picks them up (usually when we're going to a BBQ or something), and I'm manly/homo enough to admit to this and not give a fuck.


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    i'll drink anything with booze in it and if it is with UG i'd be happy.
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    We became douchebags for not liking BudLight Lime? That's interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    I think the most bud light limes I have ever had in one sitting is four, then I switch to Miller Lite which I'm sure all you douche bags will tell me isn't a manly enough beer too.

    I said bud light lime was GOOD, as in it tastes good. Sorry I'm not such a badass drinker that I drink something I can't pronounce, made in some micro brewery in a secret location in Germany or something.

    IMO there's only one person worse than a beer snob, and that's a wine snob, but they're still both pretty bad.

    EDIT: You guys will probably understand this when you're married. I've never had a BLL in a bar, never bought it for myself, etc...But the wife likes it and I'll have a couple of them whenever she picks them up (usually when we're going to a BBQ or something), and I'm manly/homo enough to admit to this and not give a fuck.

    Remember in werewolf when you call someone a wolf and they right a long defense message if they are in fact a wolf? UG is a gay!
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    there's no point in drinking something unless you like the taste, or you're 17 and are too poor/don't know any better

    that being said, i drink Guinness and would probably never drink a lime beer unless it was free
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    Your location says otherwise sir

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    at least i have sex and don't pay for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dthorne04
    at least i have sex and don't pay for it.
    You still pay for the Bud Light Lime IIRC.
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    D- iyam
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    Are you referring to your performance at last night's FT? If so yes, D-

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    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    I've actually thought about using bud light lime ...
    Don't we basically call this sh!t a "Shandy" and only chicks drink it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sarbox68
    Quote Originally Posted by meeloche
    I've actually thought about using bud light lime ...
    Don't we basically call this sh!t a "Shandy" and only chicks drink it?
    Shandy is beer and lemonade, he's suggesting beer and gin, I think.
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    I totally agree with you on all points in this thread UG.

    Except I think beer snobs are worse than wine snobs. Beer snobs tend to be a lot more outspoken about how awful whatever beer you mention happens to be.


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    I'm drinking a Malbec with my Chipotle burrito. Good stuff
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    We became douchebags for not liking BudLight Lime? That's interesting.
    No, you read it wrong. Read again.

    Even if it's YOU that I described in the message, know that I still ove you. <3


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    UG, UR SO GAY ADMIT IT

    ps i love you
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    Guys this thread is a bash on thorne not a beer snobberyfest.

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    GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy


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    stfu
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    UG, UR SO GAY ADMIT IT

    ps i love you
    love you too guy, we will share a bed together some day


    some day......lol



    p.s. there will be BLL's waiting for us on ice, too!


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    iyam is the dumbest acronym ever
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    wait, actually second to diagf
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    afioicdiurhchad

    figure that out yo


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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    wait, actually second to diagf
    diagf is great cause canadians mistake it for die in a giant fire
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    why does that make it great
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    afioicdiurhchad

    figure that out yo
    after fucking in ohio i came directly into uncle rays hair causing happiness and despair
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    afioicdiurhchad

    figure that out yo
    after fucking in ohio i came directly into uncle rays hair causing happiness and despair
    winner winner chicken dinner

    I <3 you

    love you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bbickes
    Guys this thread is a bash on thorne not a beer snobberyfest.
    I don't see why the two are mutually exclusive...

    I mean he does have a love affair with the gayest of all stouts...

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    I drank a lot of Coors Light tonight, suck on that suckers
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    We became douchebags for not liking BudLight Lime? That's interesting.
    No, you read it wrong. Read again.

    Even if it's YOU that I described in the message, know that I still ove you. <3
    I almost sent you a txt because I was at a bar and the gf said "They have burning river" I look at the bottles. "Nah, I'll just get a pitcher of PBR"

    Seemed relevant, but would have been a lot of typing.
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