Marry, fuck, kill III

[wufwugy]

Jailbait



Brunette



Ginger




And don't get hung up on the labels if you think they're inaccurate or whatever

[rong]

Kill the ginger, fuck myself while looking at the jailbait, marry the brunette.

[a500lbgorilla]

There is no wrong answer.

But, marry ginger for white children, fuck the brunette for reasons that should be obvious to all, kill jailbait. Nice boobies, girl, but I'm just going to convince myself that you're crazy.

[jyms]

There is no wrong answer.

But, marry ginger for white children, fuck the brunette for reasons that should be obvious to all, kill jailbait. Nice boobies, girl, but I'm just going to convince myself that you're crazy.

QFT, except the children part, I'm not ruining that bod. I'll wreck it, but not ruin it.

[JKDS]

Nope changed my mind

Depending on how gingery, i marry the ginger, fuck the brunette and kill the jailbait. I mean...how soulless is the ginger anyway?

[Deanglow]

def kill ginger marry brunette and fuck the jail

[philly and the phanatics]

[ ] ginger
[x] day walker LDO

fuck jailbait and burnette at the same time, kill myself because no moment will ever top that one

[Chelle]

marry ginger, fuck brunette, kill jailbait because they are more evil than the ginger

[JL]

Marry Jailbait, kill Brunette, and fuck Ginger.

[BennyLaRue]

Assuming you get her parents permission (and why wouldn't I...I'm a lovely person), jailbait is only jailbait if you don't marry her.

[boost]

guys, you dont have to choose to kill the jailbait for moral reasons. Since you must kill one, you can just claim that you are "saving her life" by fucking/marrying her. You have to pick one to die, so you can simply claim that you could not chose someone with so much more life to live to be the one to die. Now you come across as a thoughtful and kind person.

srsly, you all, aside from benny and jl, are such first level thinkers.

[Jack Sawyer]

o hai prison

fuck the jailbait, marry the brunette, kill the ginger?

[boost]

o hai prison

meh, if you can get convicted of statutory rape while playing marry, fuck, kill? then you can get convicted of murder while playing.. and we all know that the 'kill' in marry, fuck, kill is short for "get away with killing", otherwise the games no fun.

[flomo]

we only get to kill one?


prettty sure we are going to fuc em all

[boost]

we only get to kill one?


prettty sure we are going to fuc em all

only in the bonus round of marry, fuck, kill are you allowed to marry all of them, fuck all of them, or kill all of them, instead of marrying one, fucking one and killing one,

[kiwiMark]

fuck jailbait, marry ginger, sorry brunette

[BankItDrew]

marry any fuck any kill none

fuck you wuf ur retarded on this one

[bode]

def kill ginger marry brunette and fuck the jail

+1. anyone saying to do anything besides marry the brunette so you can fuck her regularly are doing it wrong, especially the few tards saying to kill the brunette.

[givememyleg]

fuck them all
marry them all
kill them all

[BennyLaRue]

fuck them all
marry them all
kill them all

What, like, for the insurance money?

[Keith]

its cheaper than divorce

[wufwugy]

she's labeled jb because there weren't any other non-retarded options. the jailbaitishness plays no role here

drew we needed a hard one. i still cant decide even though one of them is ez kill because she reminds me of my sister

lol benny u so silly

[givememyleg]

she reminds me of my sister

umm, pics ?

[wufwugy]

umm, pics ?

sorry brah no room on my hdd for family photos cuz all space is taken up by pics of ur mom

[bikes]

kill all wimmenz evil

[kevster]

brunette is least attractive so, err, kill her I guess.

I don't want to marry either of the other two tho so, err, I guess I'd fuck them both. Then I'd run for the hills in order to avoid the police chasing me for one case of homocide, one case of paedophilia and one case of gingerelia.

[bigspenda73]

if you marry the jailbait (which I assume means we get to legally secks her) can you divorce her the day before she turns 18 and not be financially responsible to her at all?

If so I'd marry jailbait, fuck the redhead, and I agree on the brunette being the least attractive face-wise so I'd kill her because an ass like that deserve a better mug.

[Warpe]

def kill ginger marry brunette and fuck the jail

+1

[JL]

Kevster and spenda know whats up.
Why do you guys want to marry the ugliest one?

Fuck the ginger because let's face it, how many gingers have you fucked in your life? None? yeah i thought so.
(shutup spoon no one asked you)

[supa]

if you marry the jailbait (which I assume means we get to legally secks her) can you divorce her the day before she turns 18 and not be financially responsible to her at all?

If so I'd marry jailbait, fuck the redhead, and I agree on the brunette being the least attractive face-wise so I'd kill her because an ass like that deserve a better mug.

Wrong, jailbait cuts your dick off the second she even thinks you might be fucking the redhead.

[Ragnar4]

Worst possible answer?

Marry the ginger, kill then fuck the jailbait.

Ignore brunette

[UnbelievableJeff]

This is the poorest marry/fuck/kill I ever saw, there is no possibly controversy.

Fwiw, marry brunette, fuck jailbait discreetly, kill the ginger.